Chapter 1: Leaving to where?


It's the Curious Apparatus, and I'm back with something crazy...

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Well...it was a warm, breezy day for our famous Naruto characters, who wanted to enjoy this day by going out to do something...

"Does anyone have an idea?" said a curious Sakura as she looked around the troubled group.

"Ooh we could go to-" Ino started.

"Laser-tag!" interrupted Kiba as he began to grin at Kankuro.

"Oh no, you remember what happened the last time, KANKURO!" said Temari as everyone looked at him.

"Now were banned from the place thanks to him…" commented Shino.

"It's not my fault…that stupid little kid should have never tagged me" Kankuro began.

"Here we go, AGAIN!" sighed Sasuke.

-- Flashback, At Laser Quest… --

"This is so retarded." whispered Kankuro.

"Shut-up and stay hidden. Just pretend that were in training right now, okay?" Kiba whispered back.

Just as the two were whispering a figure appeared behind them. The figure wasn't able to shoot Kiba thanks to Akamaru's barking. Unluckily (for the figure) he was able to get Kankuro.

"Grrrrrr…who did that?" growled Kankuro getting into serious mode.

"I, Kiminisha Tsu, did!" shouted a oversize-headed boy as he did an idiotic pose while smiling like Lee. His hair was bushy and blonde. The way the boy acted reminded him of both Sasuke and Naruto, which made it easier for Kankuro to hate the child.

"That's it...you little punk. Meet my friend." Said Kankuro as he stood with another shadow behind him. (Guest who he's talking about…)

The boy's eyes widened with fear as a puppet like creature rose from it's spot behind Kankuro to beside him.

"W-w-w-w-what i-is t-that, a stupid puppet?" stuttered Okama as he stepped back in fear. Kiba grinned as the boy stared. The puppet grabbed the boy and held him in the air.

"Do you know what happens when you disrespect me?" creeked the puppet.

"Y-you talk?" screamed Okama

"Yes, yes I can talk now answer my question."

"N-no!" cried Okama

"What are you doing? That's a little extreme…KANKURO!!" yelled Kiba as the puppet lowered the boy in it's stomach.

"Do what you do best stupid puppet." said Kankuro as the puppet's stomach closed with the boy inside.

"Kankuro let him out. This isn't funny anymore." Shouted Kiba with a concerned face.

"Don't worry," started Kankuro as he walked over to him an began to whisper " there's fake blood in there from past incidents. I'm gonna make an illusion of the swords cutting threw and the blood will spill to make him think he lost all of his limbs." Snickered/whispered Kankuro as he glanced a his puppet and winked.

When Kankuro winked the puppet did as Kankuro said he would have.

After listening to the sounds of the screaming, trapped Okama, Kankuro motion his hand to let his go. The puppet obeyed and spilled buckets of blood and a stunned Okama all over the floor.

"M-m-mommmy!" cried Okama as he got up to run.

"U-u-u-uhhh s-sir, you can't do t-that here. I'm sorry but I going to have band you AND your friends from even being in the parking lot for killing a child and letting the body run around." Stated the owner as he stared fearfully at the puppet.

The puppet's eyes were staring right back at him then the puppet grinned causing the manager to jump back, hit a women carrying a tray, the tray feel on some guy's head, then he slipped of a tomato, slid into a random guy, the random guy fell backwards into a table, the table broke causing the burger (that was on the now broken table) to flip into Sasuke's hair.

"Sigh...Damn it…Kankuro LET'S GO NOW!" shouted Sasuke as he walked out the doors of the building. The rest of the snickering group followed him.

-- End Flashback --

"Oh yeah…" said Ino. "That was extremely funny!" she giggled.

"Why not go to-" began Naruto.

"McDonald's!" shouted Choji.

The room got quiet as everyone looked around for objections. Thankfully there were none.


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