Day 1
Summary: Take a trip into Sora's mind and see his life for a few days. First story, Be nice.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts II. If I did, I'd add Danny Phantom and GUNDAM in it.
Note: This thing is full of OOC and to Riku… sorry in advance. Also small Yaoi stuff. And other... radomity
Yawn, another day, another experience.
Huh?
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUY(S) AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?!
Oh? Your visiting? Well that's OK then, just make yourself at home.
Now, to the kitchen! I just hope I don't hit the… OOF! … door. Oh man that's gonna leave a mark.
Well maybe this time I won't fall from the STAIIIIRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!
(Crash)
Ow… that never happened OK?
Well here we are, the kitchen! Hey there's a note on the fridge.
It says:
Dear Sora,
Me and your father will be gone for a few weeks. There's money on the counter for food. Now don't forget to change into clean underwear everyday,
Love Mom.
(Sweat drop)
That mom of mine, still thinks I'm 5 or something. Uh, you won't tell anyone about this right?
Well that's good to hear. Now for some pancakes! I know I put something in the fridge yesterday… HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE FRIDGE?!?
If you're wondering why I started screaming, my fridge is full of goop and there's this moldy bluple thing on the ham… I need to clean this place soon.
Well, at least the pancakes are unharmed! Yum, this stuff is tasty! (Burp) I'm done here.
Now I'm off to Kairi's place!
…
That's weird…
I feel like someone's following me…
Maybe I should just walk faster…
Not working…
Let's try jogging…
Running! Running's good!! AHHH!!! It's not working! Call 911!!! Oh wait, I have a keyblade… man I'm so stupid.
"Stop following me you crazy stalker or I'm gonna cut you in half with this keyblade!!!"
Huh? No one's there, I think I'm losing my mind.
"Hi Sora"
"AAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!! Back away crazy stalker man or I'll gauge your… eyes… out… oh, hey Riku! You heard nothing what so ever in that sentence. Got it?"
"Sure, whatever. But you've got such a girly scream that everyone probably heard you anyway"
"Hey!"
Now where was I? Oh yeah! Off to Kairi's place!
There it is! With a note… note again/
It says that she's going to Twilight Town. Hey! No fair! I wanted to visit Roxas and the gang!
Oh, and to all you curious people about how Roxas and I aren't in the same body, it just happened, really. I just woke up one day on the floor with my nobody drooling on my bed.
Anyway, back to the point.
"Hey Sora, wanna go to my place?"
"Sure why not?"
Come to think of it, I've never to his place before…Weird, why now? Eh, not caring as long as I can go somewhere today.
And we we're walking… and we're walking again… there's a dog pissing… and a monkey on Wakka's roof… and we're turning…and we're walking… and we're stopping.
Wow, it's huge! Never knew he was loaded.
"Come on in"
"K!"
I wonder what you put in a big house like this… well the trophies explain that. Now here's the kitchen… Aha! Found it! And there's the soda! I just love this stuff!
Oh boy, no I need to pee. Bad. Where the hell is the bathroom?! There it is! Whew!
That was a close one. Now, where did Riku go? Let's try this room…
WHAT IN THE WORLD?!? HOW THE HELL DID SOMEONE GET THIS MANY PICTURES OF ME?!?
It's creepy…
"Well Sora, I see you've found my collection…"
"Riku?! What the hell is with these photos?!?"
"I guess I should come clean now. You see Sora, I've had this little… crush on you for a really long time"
YOU CALL THIS LITTLE?!? Wait a minute… is he getting closer? Back away man, back away.
"You're joking right?"
Please be a prank, Please be a prank. PLEASE BE A PRANK!!
"No, it's no joke"
Ohhh no. I don't know how this could get any worse…
I stand corrected. It is worse. I'M CORNERED BY THIS FRIGGIN WALL!!!
"Eh, Riku? What are you… mmfph!!"
AHHH!! He's kissing me!! AHHH!! Someone save me!!! Roxas, Selphie, Wakka, Olette, Kairi, Namine, Hayner, Pence??? ANYONE?!?!
I guess there's only one thing left to do now…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAZY AND OBSESSED FAN BOY!!! RUN AWAY!!!"
…
Did I run far enough?
…
All the way back to the beach. Perfect, I'm totally from Riku's house now. I'm not sure I'll be able to look at Riku the same way ever again…
Oh well, time to go back home. It'll just take me… 50 minutes.
Great.
Guess I better start walking. The sky sure is pretty at night… Ow! Stupid pole.
Well here I am! Home sweet home! Now to get to bed.
What the hell?
How did Axel and Roxas get in my bed?! And they're cuddling! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!
You know what? I'll just leave them there. Better than Riku on the bed anyways… Now where's my sleeping bag… Oh man! I can't find it! Now I have to sleep on the couch. Joy.
Well, hope you had fun.
Good night!
CL: R & R
