A/N I don't own Pokemon or Nintendo or any of their games.

This idea spawned with the single item: The "Person Band", when my friend misunderstood me when we were playing Unknown Dungeon mode("Persim Band" for "Person Band"). Then, we spawned all sorts of jokes about PMD(the game we were playing)…

And thus, the birth of this fic. Enjoy. And please R&R but also be aware that this week I cannot update often due to Book Reports and Halloween.

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"Alright, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon!" Kathleen(more commonly called Kathy)shouted with glee. She had been waiting for weeks to save up enough money for it, and it was finally ready to chip a nice chunk off her life. She placed the game in the slot, turned the power on, and the beginning intro began. It was very nice, she noted. She selected "New Game" and—

"Hey, what's going on?"

Her DS had turned off. She had just charged it, so it couldn't be out of power already. She had waited all this time, and her DS couldn't be acting up at a time like this, so she impatiently turned it back on. All of a sudden, everything turned pitch black.

"What the--?!" Maybe a power outage? Suddenly, she heard a deep, booming voice, and yet somewhat hollow, like as if text suddenly had the ability to speak.

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"Wait…Who are you? And what if I don't want to answer any questions, or go to any Pokemon world? Where am I, and where's my video game!!"

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"WHAT?! That wasn't my fart! I did NONE of those things!!" It was true, Marissa was actually KNOWN for making farts.

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Kathy was outraged, and she didn't even know who to be outraged at.

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Kathy was fuming. Of course, none of what the voice said was true.

"Hey, I'm NOT ugly!! I may be a little dorky, but people tell me that makes me cute."

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"You still haven't answered ANY of my questions."

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John was the boy Kathy had a crush on. They went to the same english class.

"Let me guess: You're going to make me say "D"."

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"But where am I now?"

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"I didn't think it'd be like this…"

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"Wait…the store bought a pirated game?!"

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"I'm neither!!" Kathy shrieked, now getting absolutely furious.

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"So what's my results, idiot-man?"

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"That's not even a Pokemon. You really are dumb."

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"I don't know. It looks kind of cute."

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All of a sudden, Kathy could feel she was in a different place. She was lying down. The ground actually felt nice and soft, even in comparison to her bed. Then, she heard a voice.

"…Hey. Hey, wake up!"

Then another. "You think it's dead?"

"Let's poke it with a stick!!" One voice enthusiastically said.

"Just leave it alone, if it's dead then it has germs and stuff."

Kathy opened her eyes. A Torchic, Chikorita, Totodile, and Eevee had all gathered around her.

"Whoa, it's awake!!" The Totodile almost shrieked.

"Told you." Torchic sassily commented.

"Wow! Pokemon! And they're talking!" Kathy said, astounded to really be in the Pokemon world. This statement earned strange glances from the four Pokemon.

"It must have brain problems or something. Let's go." Eevee boredly said.

"W-wait!!" The Totodile tried to get the Eevee from leaving. It turned to Kathy. "Well…what's your name?"

"I'm Kathy." She said enthusiastically. "What are your names?"

The Eevee turned around as well, despising the fact that it almost got away.

"I'm Kevin." The Torchic said, which was strange since it was a girl.

"I'm Caroline!" The Chikorita somewhere-between-boredly-and-happily said.

"Nagaoryu." The Totodile said. (Nagaoryu means Eternal Blue Dragon)

"Just Eevee."

"Okay." They stood there for a few minutes. "Why are we just standing here?"

Nagaoryu put his paw on his mouth and said, "You know, that kind of makes me wonder: How can a Meowth stand on two legs?"

Kathy looked at herself. It was true: she had been turned into a Meowth.

That explains why I can understand Pokemon, Kathy noted.

All of a sudden, someone cried out, "Help! Someone help!"