Roseanne was building a birdhouse when all of the sudden, there was a rip in the space-time continuum that made a huge ripping fart sound and sucked her into someplace that she never knew of. She screamed like she was on the Wheel of Fortune and got four bankrupts in a row, and those were literally the only times that she could play because apparently she had bad luck or something, kinda like when Chouji got lettuce instead of cabbage on his Subway sandwich which was actually a Quizno's in disguise.
Roseanne woke up and saw that everything around her was really different. A lot of the surrounding plants and stuff did not look modern at all. They looked like something she saw in her science book in 6th grade and it was over stuff from the dinosaur age.
"Little Foot, where are you going with my money!" said a little dinosaur as she began to chase a larger dinosaur that collided with Roseanne. Roseanne's titty began to laugh and it was extremely unattractive.
"WHO ARE YOU!" shouted the dinosaur who was presumably Little Foot.
