HELLO EVERYONE! HOW ARE YOU!? NEW STORY, NEW TWISTS AND TURNS! NEW EPICNESS!

Lance- So where am I headed to now? Littlest Pet Shop? Barbie? Oh wait, The Little Mermaid.

Me- We are going to a world of NINJAS!

Lance- Oh that's just...Wait what?

Me- ON WITH THE SHOW!

Disclaimer: In. The. Description.

Lance

It was just a normal day at camp. Clarisse was trying to beat me and Percy to a pulp. Annabeth was figuring out how to build a building. Percy and I were screwing around. It felt good to be back. It had only been two weeks since our visit to the world of ponies and I am never going to look at ponies the same way again.

Percy was showing me how to make whirlpools when Annabeth came walking onto the beach, a beach towel under one arm and a picnic basket under the other.

"Hey Seaweed Brain. Hey Kelp Head." She greeted in her normal manner. "Hey Wise Girl." Percy said, a smile forming on his face. "Sup Annabeth." I shrugged. Percy waded back to the beach to help her with the beach gear while I was still focusing on making a whirlpool. I shut my eyes in concentration.

It took a few minutes until I felt a tug in my gut. I opened my eyes to see I had a whirlpool formed in front of me. "Hey Percy! I got it! I got it!" He looked over, smiling. "Way to go man! Keep practicing!" After forming and dispelling a few more whirlpools, I decided to join Annabeth and Percy.

I had just made it to the shoreline when a bright flash of light blinded me. I only manged to yell "Percy! Annabeth!" before I was knocked out.

I was out for I don't know how long. The first thing I felt was I was weightless. I still couldn't open my eyes for sometime so I had some time to think. I had realized that I had made a stupid decision: I left BB on my nightstand! Again!

After thinking about soda for a few minutes, I felt wind rushing past me, like I was falling. Oh great, again I drop into another place. The next moment, I was able to open my eyes and saw I was falling straight towards a town of some kind. The buildings looked wooden and there was no cars around.

I looked around to see if I could find anything to slow my fall, but I found none (if the gods are behind this I will personally shove most of them off Olympus).

I was pretty high up so I guessed I had at least two minutes before I cause a small crater so I looked around. I sighed with relief. Percy and Annabeth weren't falling with me. Then another thought crossed my mind. Where are Percy and Annabeth?

Percy

My head was throbbing. Not only did we get sent to another place, but Lance was probably going to start trouble as soon as possible. I opened my eyes and then immediately shot up. My eyes haven't adjusted yet and I was facing a bright light. I had to shut my eyes close. I heard someone stirring to my right. "Annabeth?" I whispered. "Mmmmm. I don't want to go to school Mom." She mumbled.

Thank gods Annabeth was okay. I cautiously opened my eyes, letting them adjust. We were behind a huge building. It looked almost like a layered cake, but it had five huge spikes jutting up from the ceiling.

Annabeth was still asleep. Her hair was spread out behind her, making her look even more beautiful. I gently shook her awake. She looked over with a sleepy face, turned her head to go back to sleep, then immediately shot up and looked around

"Wha-? Where are we?" She asked, sounding a little worried. I slowly stood up, searching for anything that might seem hostile. Finding nothing coming at us, I scanned our surroundings. It looked like we had been set in a place just outside a commons area. There were people milling about.

I turned back to Annabeth and helped her up. "Where do you think Lance is?" She asked. I couldn't think of anyplace Lance might be. Knowing Lance, he'd be causing trouble or eating a ton of food. I looked up out of exasperation and saw something falling at a dangerously fast speed.

I had to squint to just make it out to be Lance. "Found him." I stated. Annabeth looked up then sighed. "Come on. Let's go see where he lands."

Lance

Sometimes I wonder whether the Fates personally dislike me or not, but the fact that I'm about to make contact with the ground is evidence for it. I looked again, guessing I had about ten seconds before BOOM, so naturally I thought of one thing: Did I leave BB again? I checked my wrist, thankful that I still had the watch.

Before I could think of anything else: BOOM! My vision was distorted for about...five seconds. When my vision cleared I saw the weirdest, well not weirdest. More like confusing thing so far in my life, and that's saying alot.

For starters, I was about six inches in the ground. Literally. I had six inches between me and the top of the ground. The other thing was the four teenage girls standing over me.

One girl had pink hair (is that natural?), red clothes, a head band with a silver piece and a weird symbol in the center, and fingerless gloves as well as green eyes. Another girl had on VERY revealing purple clothes, long blonde hair in a looooooong ponytail with some hair covering one of her light blue eyes.

She had what looked like a short tanktop, with a skirt with long flaps in the front and back as well as what looked like a mesh underclothing (from my angle I could see a LOT).

Another girl had on a simple black dress with a headband, except this one had a different symbol and a giant black, shiny bar on her back, spikey blonde hair-buns and somewhat spikey hair and dark blue eyes.

Her hair was a different color than the other blonde girl. The last girl had a white long-sleeve t-shirt that had an intricate flap with red lacing, dark red (kinda crimson) pants, the same headband as the pink haired girl, a GIANT roll of paper, brown eyes, and brown hair. The pink haired girl spoke first. "Are you okay? How are you alive?" I was still a bit disoriented from the fall so my reply was something like "Nyuuuuuuh?" The blond girl with the purple clothes looked over her shoulder to two other guys I didn't notice before.

One guy had on a red jump suit with pieces of what looked like samurai armor, except it was clean and new looking. He had on the same headband as the blonde girl in purple. He had long brown, bushy hair. The other guy had on a blue jumpsuit with a green kevlar vest and black hair in a short black pony tail (except it pointed upwards and ended in spikes). The funny part was they both were carrying at least ten shopping bags (I've been there before).

"Hey Choji! Grow big and get this kid out of the ground!" The guy in red dropped his bags, made a hand sign, and suddenly grew into a twelve foot tall version of himself. He grabbed the dirt around me, including me, and opened his hand. As he set me down and shrunk back to normal size, I could only think You know, if I hadn't seen the gods do that before, I would've possibly freaked.

The blonde girl with the fan kneeled next to me. "Can you speak?" I groaned in response. She then did the weirdest thing. She pulled the bar off her back and unfurled it, showing it was actually a giant fan. Then she waved it, creating a gust of wind...which was cold...very cold.

I still wasn't moving, but I woke up enough to talk. The pink haired girl knelt nex to me this time. "Can you talk now?" "...Is your hair naturally pink?" She sighed, then looked a tiny bit annoyed.

"Yes my hair is pink. So what?" She stopped and took a few deep breaths. Her hands started to glow green as she closed her eyes. She hovered them just above my chest area. "Uuuuuh...what are you doing?" The glowing died down and she opened her eyes. She turned to me, shocked. "No broken bones, not even a scratch! How is that possible?"

I felt like I'd been dumped in a tub of saltwater because I suddenly had a boost of energy. I sat up and looked at her. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you." The girl with the giant roll of paper crossed her arms. "Try us." I sighed, stood up, and brushed the dust off my jeans. "Before I start, can someone please tell me where I am?" The girls and guys looked confused.

The pink haired girl spoke up. "You're in the Hidden Leaf Village." I had never heard that name before. How can someone hide a leaf let alone make a village out of hidden leaves? Anyway, I was kind of wary to tell them I was a demigod. I mean, what kind of people have a scroll big enough to build an army of paper planes?

I was still contemplating when the blonde girl with the ponytail made a circle shape with her hands, thrust her hands out towards me, the just dropped. I was about to move to see if she was okay when I felt another presence in my mind.

"It's so spacious in here despite the fact its huge! Is this really your mind?" a voice said. "I normally don't think. By the way, get out of my mind!" I shoved the presence out, and the blonde girl began to stir. She stood up kind of shakily. "I couldn't find one thing in there. How were you able to shove me out of your mind?"

"Because I'm awesome, that's why Skimpy McSkimpington." She didn't seem to like that. "Just what do you mean by that?!" She shoved her fist out angrily. Like she could take me. "Did they not have any regular clothes left, or is it because you're...you." Oh she was mad now.

She took a step forward, but the girl with the paper spoke with an edge to her tone. "I don't think it's smart to try and fight us kid. I-" I cut her off. "What are you going to do, Paper Girl? Make me a swan? Give me a paper cut?" I heard BB's voice in my head. "These girls are fiesty. Let's see what happens if we PO the others." "That's the plan BB." I thought back.

The pink haired girl had a murderous look on her face. "You really don't want to make us mad." I looked over to her. "What are you going to, Pinkie? Ya gonna turn into the She-Hulk?" There was a huge gust of wind that made everyone stop. The girl with the fan was also angry. "If you don't shut up you're going to regret it." I spread my hands in a dramatic way, like ringmasters do. "Well, it seems the giant fan girl has decided to speak her mind."

I would've said something much more hilarious except another gust of wind literally tossed me over the gates like I had been shot out of a cannon.

I flew over the city, seeing all sorts of people just wandering around. I thought I saw Percy and Annabeth but before I could tell, I crashed through the ceiling of an old warehouse type building.

Percy

Annabeth and I were walking through the town, trying to blend in. Thankfully, no one was giving us a second glance.

We had just passed a ramen noodle shop when Annabeth nudged my arm. I looked around, something in the sky catching my attention. Looking up, I swore I saw Lance flying by.

I sighed, knowing that Lance had already made someone mad. "Let's go find him before he makes an even bigger mess." Annabeth said. I had to agree. When left unattended, Lance tended to be...unpredictable.

One of the reasons Mom never wants an aquarium is because Lance had an electric Moray eel in the bathtub and a squid in the sink (I still don't know how he got them to agree to it. Dad doesn't even know!)

Before we could start off, I felt something hit me in the back if my head. As I fell, I managed to glimpse Annabeth falling as well. I tried hard not to go unconscious, but I lost.

Lance

Dust flew everywhere as I landed. Note to self, don't make the fan girl mad. It took a few seconds for the dust to settle. I was in some kind of abandoned workshop. Tables lined the walls with all sorts of projects. One table had a familiar sight.

I climbed out of the rubble and made a beeline for the table. On it was what looked like a skateboard that was never finished. The wheels were attached to their axels, but the axels themselves were disconnected.

I found some screws (thankfully the axels were ready to he screwed in) but there were no screwdrivers. I pulled out my pen, uncapped it, causing it to grow into my familiar sword Tidal Wave, and used the tip to screw the axels into place, and set the skateboard down.

I tested the board with my foot. It held. I grabbed it and scanned around to find anyway out of here. Aside from the windows, there was a huge door. Might as well put on a show, I thought as I lifted the wodden beam from the miniature handles.

I peeked outside and saw the four girls looking around. This couldn't get any better. I carefully made sure I could easily burst through the doors, stepped back as far as I could from the doors, set the board down, hopped on, snd shoved off.

The doorseasioy gave away as I sped past the girls. People whizzed by in a flash. Looking back I saw the weirdest/coolest thing ever (so far). The girls were running along the rooftops. LIKE NINJAS!

I was so focused on them I didn't notice the upcoming ramp until I went flying into the air. I looked around, seeing that adrenaline had kicked in and I was flying over a class of kids in slow motion.

The weirdest person of that group was what I think was a teen. He had blue eyes, blonde hair, and an orange and black jumpsuit. Great, I thought, now we just need a guy in a green jumpsuit and we'll be okay.

I was never a fan of jumpsuits. Ever since 1. The Stolls had replaced all my clothes with jumpsuits once and 2. When One Direction had turned out to be monsters and decided to attack me, they were wearing jumpsuits.

I landed on the other side of the class. I shoved off, speeding away from the mad ninjas. Up ahead was a T-junction, people milling about on the left and right streets.

Oh, this couldn't habe been any funnier. There were poles on either corner, so my most important at that moment was: Paper or plastic. I shook the thought out of my head. There were always downsides to ADHD.

I ollied into the air and grabbed the pole on the left with one hand and held the board with the other. Around the corner, I caught the briefest sight of someone in a . . . green freaking jumpsuit.

Great, not only do I have PO'd ninja-girls chasing me around town, I have teo people in jumpsuits. Down the street was a huge building with multiple layers and five huge spikes jutting out of its top.

I almost made when I felt something like a dull, metal rod hit me square in my Achilles spot. I fought to stay conscious, to try and find Percy and Annabeth, but . . . yeah, I fell asleep.

Ther it is people, There It IS! My newest chapter for my newest story. I had forgotten to mention earlier was that this takes place after Pain but before Kabuto.

Well, tell me what you guys think! I hope you can forgive me because I will have to rewatch the Naruto Episodes in this area of the series.