E/n: this is my first story, so I hope you like it. The story is kind of
random, so I thought it was funny. (by the way, this is supposed to be when
ariel is still a mermaid, so king triton still doesn't like Eric)
Once again Ariel and her father, King Triton, got in another one of their bitch fights about Prince Eric. This was the last straw for Ariel, (once again) so late one night, she packed a bag and headed off for new land. (Or sea should I say). So of course Sebastian was right by her side, complaining the whole time. JEEZE was that crab paranoid!! He was smoking the Reefer again, and Ariel of course being the goody good that she is, lectured him the whole way on their journey. So as Ariel and Sebastian were fighting over the crabs drug problem, they realized they were lost. Ariel saw a sign up ahead in the distance, which said, "Welcome to Bikini Bottom." It was about 6:30 in the morning and the town looked deserted. They went to a "Jellyfish fields", and since no one was around, they decided to hang out and take a nap.
Spongebob and Patrick: Jellyfishing, Jellyfishing, Jellyfishing!
Patrick: -GASP- spongebob! Look at those jellyfish! That one looks like a girl, and the other one looks like a crab!
Spongebob: WoW! You're right Patrick!! Maybe we've found a new species!! Do you know what this means?!
Patrick: Yeah! It means that I have to relieve myself!! -stares blankly, drools, and grabs self-
Spongebob: . . .uhh NEVERMIND THAT lets go!
Spongebob and Patrick walk over to the mermaid and the crab, and start poking Ariel with their jellyfish nets. They looked at the crab who lit up a joint, and started singing "Stacy's Mom"
Sebastian: Damn that ho has the hottest mom ever! Wooooo boy I'm sure that sexy woman wants some of THIS crab MAN!
Spongebob: -to Patrick- Hey I know a Stacy! Her mom has gang green and gingivitis. hmm I wouldn't call her Do her if she was the last hippo in the ocean!
Patrick: Hey Man! That's my mom you're talking about!!
Spongebob: Patrick.you're a starfish.
Patrick: Oh yea...that's right..uhhhhhhhh -stares at Sebastian- ::psst:: (whispering) if he's a jellyfish, why is he talking??
Spongebob: (whispering) good question, I'll ask him.. -talking loudly and slowly- SO..MIIISTERRR CRABBY JELLYFISHHH THINNNNNGYYYY (5 minutes later) WHY.ARE YOOUUUU HHHHEEEEEREEE?!
Sebastian: Shut the fuck up man, I'm sitting right here. I know I'm stoned but I can hear you perfectly fine! OH MY! ARE THERE COPS OR SOMETHING! AHHH -hides under Ariel-
Ariel starts to wake up, and everyone gets scared
Spongebob and Patrick: -GASP- ahhhhhhh!!!!!!! Its moving!!!!
Sebastian, scared by they're screaming, and being stoned off his ass, whips out some visine and pours half the bottle in his eyes.
Sebastian: nice job man, you woke her up! If she sees me stoned, she's gonna kill me!!.umm wait hahah NO SHE WONT MAN! I'M HER DAMN PIMP!
Ariel stirs a little and looks at Patrick with Starry eyes. Ariel: Hi mister pink man. You are very funny looking. But also VERY attractive. Would you or you're friend mind taking us to get some food?
Patrick and Spongebob look at each other and converse to themselves quietly. Spongebob: Sure!! Follow me!
Patrick: NO, please follow me!! Patrick turns around quickly and starts walking, only to find out he was at the end of a cliff.yes. He fell.
Once again Ariel and her father, King Triton, got in another one of their bitch fights about Prince Eric. This was the last straw for Ariel, (once again) so late one night, she packed a bag and headed off for new land. (Or sea should I say). So of course Sebastian was right by her side, complaining the whole time. JEEZE was that crab paranoid!! He was smoking the Reefer again, and Ariel of course being the goody good that she is, lectured him the whole way on their journey. So as Ariel and Sebastian were fighting over the crabs drug problem, they realized they were lost. Ariel saw a sign up ahead in the distance, which said, "Welcome to Bikini Bottom." It was about 6:30 in the morning and the town looked deserted. They went to a "Jellyfish fields", and since no one was around, they decided to hang out and take a nap.
Spongebob and Patrick: Jellyfishing, Jellyfishing, Jellyfishing!
Patrick: -GASP- spongebob! Look at those jellyfish! That one looks like a girl, and the other one looks like a crab!
Spongebob: WoW! You're right Patrick!! Maybe we've found a new species!! Do you know what this means?!
Patrick: Yeah! It means that I have to relieve myself!! -stares blankly, drools, and grabs self-
Spongebob: . . .uhh NEVERMIND THAT lets go!
Spongebob and Patrick walk over to the mermaid and the crab, and start poking Ariel with their jellyfish nets. They looked at the crab who lit up a joint, and started singing "Stacy's Mom"
Sebastian: Damn that ho has the hottest mom ever! Wooooo boy I'm sure that sexy woman wants some of THIS crab MAN!
Spongebob: -to Patrick- Hey I know a Stacy! Her mom has gang green and gingivitis. hmm I wouldn't call her Do her if she was the last hippo in the ocean!
Patrick: Hey Man! That's my mom you're talking about!!
Spongebob: Patrick.you're a starfish.
Patrick: Oh yea...that's right..uhhhhhhhh -stares at Sebastian- ::psst:: (whispering) if he's a jellyfish, why is he talking??
Spongebob: (whispering) good question, I'll ask him.. -talking loudly and slowly- SO..MIIISTERRR CRABBY JELLYFISHHH THINNNNNGYYYY (5 minutes later) WHY.ARE YOOUUUU HHHHEEEEEREEE?!
Sebastian: Shut the fuck up man, I'm sitting right here. I know I'm stoned but I can hear you perfectly fine! OH MY! ARE THERE COPS OR SOMETHING! AHHH -hides under Ariel-
Ariel starts to wake up, and everyone gets scared
Spongebob and Patrick: -GASP- ahhhhhhh!!!!!!! Its moving!!!!
Sebastian, scared by they're screaming, and being stoned off his ass, whips out some visine and pours half the bottle in his eyes.
Sebastian: nice job man, you woke her up! If she sees me stoned, she's gonna kill me!!.umm wait hahah NO SHE WONT MAN! I'M HER DAMN PIMP!
Ariel stirs a little and looks at Patrick with Starry eyes. Ariel: Hi mister pink man. You are very funny looking. But also VERY attractive. Would you or you're friend mind taking us to get some food?
Patrick and Spongebob look at each other and converse to themselves quietly. Spongebob: Sure!! Follow me!
Patrick: NO, please follow me!! Patrick turns around quickly and starts walking, only to find out he was at the end of a cliff.yes. He fell.
