"You're watching Wonderful Wildlife Weekly. I'm your host Tino Väinämöinen. I hope ya put your cuteness-goggles on, because today's episode will feature a box of chinchillas!"

Tino's brown eyes lit up with sparkles of adoration as he clutched the microphone and sighed wistfully "Ah, I love chinchillas. Did ya know that chinchillas have the densest fur in the animal kingdom? That's why they're so soft. Today you'll be joining me as I get to spend an hour inside of a giant crate filled with forty-five of these adorable South American-"

Tino paused as he put a hand up to his earpiece and listened to a message from his production team. His expression rapidly changed from one of happy excitement to one of uncomfortable anxiety.

"Umm, ya want me to-? Oh, well…okay then! Ahem," he cleared his throat before facing forward again and trying to give the audience his bravest smile "Ah ha ha! Yah, I guess there's been a slight change in plans. So actually this episode we're going to be observing a very rare creature, the only one of its kind. It's called Berwaldo oxenstiernas. Not exactly what I was expecting to show ya today, in fact I've never even heard of it before. Let's see if we can get a visual for it onsc-AIHHH!" Tino shrieked as he caught sight of the image.

"What the slippery sleigh bells? That's not cute! This show is supposed to be about wonderful wildlife, not scary-looking scowling humanoids! No seriously this isn't funny anymore! Commercial break! I need a few minutes to cry and hug my pillow in a corner."

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"H-hey everybody! W-we're b-back from our commercial break and ya are once again watching Wonderful Wildlife Weekly. Ah ha ha ha I'm going to freaking die. No no, calm down Tino. Get it together...WHY did I have to be assigned to observe something so SCARY? Oh man I wish I wasn't under contract..."

Tino tried swallowing down his terror and stepped aside to reveal a view of a cozy cabin sitting on the top of a tree-covered hillside. "Anyways, right behind me is the natural habitat of Berwaldo oxenstiernas. We'll be exploring near his home today in hopes of catching a glimpse of this rare specimen...actually I really hope we don't catch any glimpses of him. But hey, this isn't about me, this is about ya guys...and my production crew. By the way, my production crew is SO not on Santa's nice list anymore."

Tino froze at the sound of a creaking door hinge. Slowly, he forced himself to turn around and watch a tall figure step out onto the cabin's front porch.

Not only was its scowl a bazillion times more frightening in person than it was in a picture, Berwaldo oxenstiernas was also carrying a menacing-looking massive axe over its shoulder.

"AIHHH!" Tino's scream echoed off the hillside as he tossed the microphone out of fright and toppled backwards into the bushes.

Berwaldo oxenstiernas looked and stared a few moments in the direction that the scream had originated from before shrugging and turning back to the doorway.

"Nh. Snowball, ya best not come with m' today while I go tree-chopping. Sounds a bit dangerous right now, wouldn't want ya t' get hurt." He scratched a small white dog behind the ears before closing the door between them and heading off to the woods with his axe.