Inspired by MaskedDevera and c'sstuff's writing of the K-ster.
Disclaimer: If I owned Ugly Betty you know what would happen (Amanda and Henry chaos for one thing and definitely more Kenny!).
So now I bring you…
Kenny's Exciting Escapades in the Mode Bathrooms.
Kenny tried to sneak out of the bathroom as quickly as he could – if anyone walked in on him the jig would be up. He heard footsteps approaching and he darted his head around. It was too late; there was no time to jump under a stall.
Amanda stood in front of him, hands on her hips and throwing her head back. "What are you doing here?" she asked and checked her own reflection in the mirror. Kenny's mind started to whir. Woa! He knew there were perks to the women's bathrooms, he just wasn't aware of how many perks until now.
She ran her tongue over her lips and pressed her breasts together as she turned to him again, "is one really bigger?" she asked him, weighing each breast in her hand as Kenny nearly collapsed on the bathroom floor.
Kenny tried to sneak out of the bathroom as quickly as he could – if anyone walked in on him the jig would be up. He heard footsteps approaching and he darted his head around. It was too late; there was no time to jump under a stall.
"You dirty little man! Get ou' of here! Now scoot!" Christina was close to bringing a handbag down on his head. Kenny endured the beating long enough to cover himself.
"Chill, lil C. Just wantin' to get the scoop on my homeboy on level 3, about his ol' lady Bet-tay."
Christina shook her head and brought her handbag down on him again.
Kenny tried to sneak out of the bathroom as quickly as he could – if anyone walked in on him the jig would be up. He heard footsteps approaching and he darted his head around. It was too late; there was no time to jump under a stall.
"Am I in the wrong room again? Don't tell me I'm in the wrong room again!" Alexis pulled at her hair. "Is it the one with the skirt I'm supposed to be in?" she asked out-loud, as Kenny's eyes bulged. "I knew I should have asked Daniel about getting my own bathroom! I'm so stupid!" she spoke to herself and went to leave, but stopping herself she turned quickly back to Kenny. "Don't tell anyone about this ok?" She made her final request before stepping out of there and going into the men's bathrooms instead.
Kenny tried to sneak out of the bathroom as quickly as he could – if anyone walked in on him the jig would be up. He heard footsteps approaching and he darted his head around. It was too late; there was no time to jump under a stall.
"Kenny!" Betty gasped, "What are you doing here?"
"Restrooms are broken on level 3. Hey, been appreciating the Betty bone's you've been throwin' my main man G-stick."
Betty opened her mouth in shock, "Get out of here!" She yelled, embarrassed by him bringing up her love-life like that.
"Hey, you only have to say it once."
By the end of the day Henry was waiting to see if Kenny had found out anything new, "any news?" he asked swirling around on his swivel chair.
"Yeah," said Kenny dejectedly, "They've now got a guard guarding the front of the women's bathrooms."
"Oh, sorry man" Henry consoled, knowing it had to happen sooner or later.
It amused me...
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