Hi this is my first time writing and so if you flame ……I will cry a lot…… ok maybe not in fact I don't give shit.

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Limbo

We start off with our average normal psychopathic blond that we all know ……and many of the villagers don't love …….. doing what any other 8 year old does get the shit beat out of them for no apparent reason. Well he would if he wasn't so damn good at running through the back alley ways. In fact less just zoom in on his predicament shall we. As he runs through the streets and alley ways you can hear the yells of "murder" "demon child" "anti-christ" and the ever known "kyuubi brat". Because you see it is national beat the shit out of Naruto day…. I mean the Kyuubi festival. Now you would think that the beatings or the insults and what not would get to him, if you think so then congratulations you're not a retarded. In fact hear it from him and yes he is insane!

'You know kunai's should be made stronger these days. I mean I can barely even feel these…….. 15 in my back but all well' thought Naruto wearing his tiny kill me orange outfit.

"Stop running kyuubi and face your death."

"Sorry have ta pass on that." He stated as he ran the curve and dashed into the closest abandon building. He learned at an early age people don't expect him to hide there. So as he gets in undetected and waits for them to leave, using this time to remove kunai, shuriken, sharp rocks, pointy sticks, and the almighty weapon of death the spork from his back. He starts to fully take in his surroundings and comes to realize that the buildings a book store.

"Kind of dumb of them to leave an entire store full. Awhile don't look a horse in the face ……. Or something like that." Naruto said as he started too rummaged through the store trying to find anything worth it. He had no such luck until he found a small scroll in the back locked up in a glass box, but it was easily breakable. Naruto began to read it allowed.

"Who ever so finds this accursed scroll,

Must truly be a mad crazy soul,

'Oh great rhyming' thought Naruto.

If you wish too read this then be aware

For it may plunge you in despair

If having fun is what you seek

Then you'll have it with many a freak

But how low can you go

To sink to Limbo"

As soon as he finished there was more writing that suddenly appeared and it stated this was the summoning contract for the inhabitants of limbo which were souls to bad to go to heaven but far too crazy and dangerous for hell. He finally read the last line and it said "If you wish to be a part of Limbo you must take the test and to take that test you must say three things they are………" 'Best wait for that'

So he would screw up in the open just in case he made a double check for anything else he then went to the forest to say the words he thought along the way at what it could be he'll summon. He was really hoping it could smash stuff (Ah the minds of the not so innocent), but he decides he'll just have to find out soon enough.

As he gets to the woods and after he triple checks no one is there he then says the words

"beetlejuice"

"BeetleJuice"

"BEETLEJUICE"

As soon as he says it a third time there's a clap of thunder lightening strikes and a maniacal laughter sets in then all Naruto hears is "It's show time!" before everything goes black.

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So how was it? Oh I also need your alls help with other Limbo inhabitants from any where such as tv, books, anime, that kind of stuff but they must be crazy in there own way and no don't say the joker and also pairings if you don't mind.