I do not own One Piece. I wonder if it exist a Devil Fruit that makes me own it? Nah, I wanna be able to swim!

The OC in this story is the author, with other words Kyuuki-sama. Take warning for bad gramar, bad spelling and crazy humor, the craziness is from me of course.

And someone that can beta this and upcoming chapter is wanted!

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"talking"

thinking

(flashback/end flashback)

(Note from me)

Attack and Chapter


Chapter 1: Enter Saya, Shapeshifter!

Ruffy, Sanji and Zoro stared at the newly awoken, ten years old girl. I stared back. The hair was cut short and white-blond and my eyes was half-open and blue. I looked at my hand and then looked around, spotting a ring and grabbed it, trying to get it on my finger even if it were too big. I didn't say a word, but I began to get annoyed.

"Why can't I get my ring on my finger!", I yelled in frustration.

"Maybe because it is too big?", Zoro asked.

"How did I become this small by the way?", I, namely the ten year old, asked.

The other three sweetdroped.

"You was like that when we found you."

"Okay, but I want to look fifteen again!"

And as I said that I grew five years in age. I gasped and the ring slunk at my finger. I took it of, picked up a thin thread and shoot it through my ring, tied it's ends together and hung it around my neck. Then I stared at my hands. So I said, with an wondering voice:

"How did I become big again? I wonder..."

Then I looked at the three and changed shape. First to Luffy, then to Zoro, then to Sanji, and at least to my self. They stared and i stood up, cheered and looked at my cloths. A black T-skirt and green shorts. Nothing special, but it fitted me. I just wondered how it was supposed to fit other bodies, because the cloths hadn't changed with me. I thought a moment and decided to ignore it.

"Cool. I can change looks like X! I wonder if I can do as Eve to?", the manga freak to myself asked, naming X in the manga Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro and Eve in Black Cat. Both shape shifters. Just to try out my theory I changed my hands and lower parts of my hands to blades. Silence. "Cool! I did as Eve!"

"X? Eve?", two of the three asked, Luffy was amused by my shape shifting to care.

"Oh, X is an murder in a manga I'm reading! He is everybody and nobody, everywhere but nowhere! The only person he can't be is himself! And Eve is an awesome girl in another manga called Black Cat! She can change her body to, but not to others looks! As I changed my arms to blades right now! She can become a mermaid, make her body to steel and become an angel! She is awesome!", I answered.

"Do you want to join my crew!!", Luffy asked.

I stared at him as if he was crazy. Then I blinked and tried to remember where I saw him last time, were such things as shape shifting did exist. No. I couldn't come up with anything. Then I looked at him.

"Uh... I don't know you?", I said. "My name is Sa... Ya. Saya! My name is Saya."

Me and my crazy fantasy. I was almost about to say my real name, but it should be a weird name there, so I took a random, Japanese-sounding name I didn't know if it existed. And smiled a weak smile. I've never been good at smiling, oh well, at least not at the last four years.

"Ah! I am Monkey D. Luffy! I'm going to become the King of Pirates!"

"Roronoa Zoro..."

"And I am Sanji, Saya-chaaan!!"

I blinked. Now I knew were I seen those guys before, and it was called One Piece. One of my top five mangas, along with Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha and Detective Conan. All but one of them got so much fantasy in it that people would get set out of balance, but I loved it that way. Pirates ruled. And now Luffy wanted me to join his crew! The Strawhat Pirates! I wasn't able to believe it.

"Sure. I can join", I said, after thinking all that at less then one minute. "But I don't know how good I can fight. Have to figure out how this works..."

My middle finger got longer and i grew two extra fingers at my hand, then I did it normal. I smirked.

"Oh, this is not going to be fun for those I'll test it on..."

I walked after Sanji, hoping he knew the way to the skip: I didn't trust Zoro on that, and not Luffy either. Those two wasn't allowed to lead the way, and they followed. Sure enough, we soon saw Going Merry. I looked at it as I walked. So they hadn't been able to get to Seven Water yet? Good, then I could beat up Kaku. And I was not going to let Zoro handle Kaku. I wanted to beet up the guy myself. After the idiot marine, of course. I didn't like the marine, or Kaku. They were idiots. I liked to misuse that word. Now the real question came up: How did I get here in first place. I tried to remember...

(flashback)

I waited at green light for us that walked while I saw cars pas. The flow stopped and then it became green. I started to walk over. Unfortionly for me it was a car hunt, the police hunted two crazy guys in a car. I was on the way over the road and hear a voice:

"Hey! Watch out!"

When I realized that they were talking to me it was to late. I saw an black car coming rushing towards me. It hit me and I flew through the sky as a ragdoll. A freaking ragdoll! I hit the head in the road and passed out, my books I just did buy were spreed over the street, my hand was placed at an One Piece-book.

(end flashback)

Oh, off course. It had to be then. Wait now a second! I had a flashback? I blinked a couple of times and tried to decide a goal for myself. What should I do as a pirate? I thought. Luffy wanted to be the Pirate King, Sanji wanted to find All Blue, Zoro wanted to become the words greatest swordsman, Nami wanted to draw a map over the world, Usopp wanted to become a great pirate, Robin wanted to find those runes I forgot what they were named... Chopper wanted to be able to cure all sicknesses, I was unsure if that word really existed thought, Franky wanted to make a ship that was able to go through the hole Grand Line and Brooke... I wasn't sure at his dream.

I needed a dream to! I didn't want to become the only one without a dream! I thought a bit as I did happened to stand at the skip, along with Luffy, Zoro and Sanji. Uh, never mind. I was probably going to find one later. Until then I was able to relax and survive. So... Were was Nami and Usopp? Right on cue, those two came.

"Who's that?", Usopp asked. "I'm the great captain Uso-"

"Liar", I cut of. "It is Luffy that is the captain. I am Saya."

"Saya joined us!!", Luffy cheered.

"Oh, that is nice. I'm Nami, and the one you called liar is Usopp."

I smiled a weak smile. This was going to be fun. Wait. Chopper wasn't here, and it wasn't any Log Pose at Nami's arm. So we wasn't in the Grand Line yet? Great! Then I had to hang on in more adventures! The more the better! But how was I able to get a power like that? A devil fruit? I decided to not try, and in stead I grew wings and placed myself at the mast. I looked out.

"Nice view..."

"AWESOME!!", both Usopp and Luffy yelled.

Nami just gaped, and Zoro looked up. Sanji was surrounded by hearts.

"Did I know she was going to do something like that?", Zoro asked.

I decided to fly down again, and land in safety at a big, empty space on the deck, the wings disappeared and I did relax. I did a note to myself to not fly up there anymore: Who does that when you are afraid of heights? Obviously I do that. So, with other words, I am crazy. And I'm not regretting it. I looked at Nami.

"What?"

"How did you just do that?"

"It is as easy as doing this!"

With that I changed my looks to have black, long hair that was very messy, green eyes and look more feminine and stuck out a blue tongue to Nami, before I changed back to myself and giggled. Nami stared at me and I waved my hand in front of her eyes.

"Nami-san, hallo! Anybody home?"

She snapped out of it, and asked: "Change the question: How are you able to do that?"

"No idea! Maybe some sort of devil fruit, but I am not going to find out! Because the only way to do so is to jump into the sea, and I am not going to do that if I don't know if I can swim!", I said, using logic.

"I understand that", she answered.

"Yay! At least someone that understand some of my twisted logic! But as everyone else you will probably not understand why I think Undead and Immortal is the same thing..."

The last thing was something I remembered from being told by a friend that an character was immortal not undead, because I decided to call him a Undead-Freak. In stead of Freak, because that was his so called friend's name. It didn't help anything that my logic was twisted, my friend didn't understand it.

"Since when is Undead and Immortal the same thing?", Nami asked.

"As I said: You shouldn't understand that part of my twisted logic!", I answered. "Oh, are we going to eat soon? I'm hungry!"

With those words, I headed for the kitchen, still thinking about dreams. Then I remembered something. I blinked. Oh shit. We should meet that Smoker in some town. But I got a bad memory of names, so I forgot it already. And wasn't it something more that was supposed to happen there? Something. But I wasn't able to recall what it was. Just that it was important, and it had something to do with Luffy. Oh, never mind. Luffy was always fine, I didn't have to worry.

Did I?

I tried to remember. It was something involving sharp objects and thunder before Luffy meet Smoker, and Dragon. Thunder was no problem for Luffy, after all he was going to beat up Mr. Thunder-man aka. Enel, but it was the sharp object-thing that did worry me. Anyways. Back to dreams. And goals. My goal... I wanted to become a kick-ass pirate who's name echoed all over the world! That was my dream! Well, I decided that it should be my dream. Right now. Actually, it never was my dream, because I didn't live in the One Piece-world. One thing I missed was my manga, but I have to get over it.

I was living in a manga now!

I looked at Sanji that was cooking. Oh, it saw delicious out. I wanted to eat it. Now. Without anything that hindered me. I can't cook myself. I'm a horrible cook. My food is poisoned if I don't have any instructions to follow. And it is bad. I looked at the door. Soon was Luffy going to bark in, I knew it. As fast he head the three words It Is Dinner. Well, it was dinner if you looked at the watch. And I had my iPod in my pocket. Oh... Over 100 songs! Yay for iPods! I smiled.

My iPod will save my day someday. I looked at Sanji, that now told everyone outside that the food was ready. Now Luffy is going to barge in. Right on cue, again, Luffy came in and sat down, the rest of the crew came to. They placed themselves around the table. And then it was just to take what we wanted. I took much and started to eat.

"Really good cooking, Sanji", I said after the first bite.

"Thank you, Saya-chwaaaan!"

I was eating so I wasn't able to respond on that. I head Usopp making up an bad lie why ice was floating, and made my one hand to an hammer and hit him with it.

"That isn't true, I knew what the answer were, but I forgot", I said. "It got something with the weight and size and such to do, I think..."

The last part was just a mumble, I had learn it for a test, and then forgot it. Oh, my teacher was going to get mad at me. Really, really mad. I took a bite. You should not make my teachers mad. Especially then my math teacher. He gave me VG in everyone of his subjects, but he wasn't funny to make mad. Oh no. He wasn't. Oh shit. School.

I gulped.

I had totally forgot about school. But anyways, you can learn a lot, besides math, of just hanging out with those people. Including how to become a crazy, fun loving maniac. My logic was already twisted, so now it was just a lot more work to do. I ate the last bite and took more food. So. If you were nuts, did want to stay in the manga world, but didn't want to ruin your image at school, as the one that almost never is away from school may I add, so what to do? Well, being lazy and take the most simple way, to stay in the manga world that's it, was my choice. Oh, I am lazy.

When I ate up again I stood up and walked out after Nami. I looked at her. Then I felt something was wrong. They always fought something or someone to get their crew members. So why should it be anything different with me? I looked at the town and my eyes widened. I looked at Nami.

"N-Nami-san... Look there!", I said, pointing.

She turned her head that way and saw what I saw. We looked at each other, and then we yelled as one: "GUYS!! WE GOT PROBLEMS!!"

One minute later they all was outside, beside us. We pointed at it, and they saw it to. Lots, and lots of marines, surrounding the skip. Then I remembered my powers, and made myself two hammers, one at each hand, and a spiky tail. I looked at the other three strong people.

"PIRATES!!", an Marine yelled out, probably the officer. "I'm Captain Goro", oh, I just had to be right, "and I got an suggestion! Leave back the princess and none will get hurt!!"

All looked at me.

"Princess?", Luffy asked.

"I have no idea what he are talking about, and hell, I am not going to find out. Want to beat him up, rather. Are you with me?"

They nodded, and Luffy, Zoro, Sanji and, well, me, jumped of the skip and charged into the mass of marines. I knocked them unconscious with my hammers and with my tail and fought with ease. It was fun to fight them like this. Really fun. Left, right, behind, in front. I didn't want to destroy my t-skirts, so I didn't grow two more arms, even if it was tempting. Soon all marines were down. We walked on the skip again, and I returned to normal. I blinked. What did they mean by princess anyways? I wasn't from this world, so there was no way for me to be an princess. I sighed.

"I'm going to sleep", I said. "Nami-san, can you show me were to sleep?"

"Sure, Saya", she smiled.

As fast I got a bed I fell asleep on it, didn't even care about undress. I did sleep as if I was dead, as usual. An army should be able to pass through my room without me noticing it when I was asleep. Oh, speaking about army. That night, two persons came into the room I shared with Nami. They looked at me.

"Is that her?"

"Yes, it is the princess. You take her. And what should a princess do at a ship like this?"

"Surely just the ruler of this island that tries to get her away. The king is like that towards his only daughter."

One man picked me up, then they left without a sound, leaving the crew sleeping.

Nami woke up later and noticed that I wasn't in my bed.

She probably just woke up before me, she thought and checked the watch. It was 8, Sanji would make breakfast soon (As if I would wake up so early, I sleep to 12 now ways). She got dressed and walked up to the deck. Something was wrong.

"Hey, Nami! Is Saya still sleeping?", Luffy asked. "I wanted her to fly me around the skip! She can do that, don't you thing?"

"Saya isn't in our room. I did think she was awake. And I'm not sure at that, Luffy."

"But Saya isn't anywhere in the skip! And I don't think she would just leave!", Luffy said.

"I don't think so to, and she left her shoes and some ring..."

"A silver ring?", Zoro asked.

"Yes."

"Then I don't think she left at free will, that ring seemed as important for her as Luffy's strawhat is important for him..."

Silence.

"DON'T TELL ME SHE GOT KIDNAPPED!!", Nami and Zoro yelled at the same time.

Somewhere else I sneezed in my sleep and woke up. I looked around with tired, blue eyes and found out I wasn't in the bed at the skip anymore. Wait a second. I wasn't in my bed at the skip!? I didn't walk in my sleep! I tried to stand up, but the ropes stopped me. Or rather: Chains. I cursed and looked around again. It were two persons beside me there.

"Nice to meet you, princess", one man said as he saw I was awake.

"Mister, can you tell me were I am? I cant get out anyways?", I said. "Oh, and by the way, my nakama would probably find me, beat your ass and free me, be so sure of that."

"You are at our skip. Lucky four you it is right beside that tiny little skip you were at."

"Thank you", I grinned. Then I created a megaphone, a mick and a amplifier trough turning myself to these three things, then I yelled trough the megaphone, into the mick and my voice came out from the amplifier with such a volume that it should have turned that guy that stood in the way deaf. It didn't. Sadly.

"GUYS!! I AM HERE!! HELP!!", I yelled, then the things disappeared and I stuck out my tungue at the guy. "Sorry, bad-ass, but I was smarter then you."

Oh, I felt so proud. They knew were I was now. I loved my power. You could turn your enemy half deaf, tell your friends were you were and don't need to move! It was an wonderful power! But the person that guarded me didn't seem to think so. He just glared at me. You know, that kind of evil glare you think can kill. I glared back at him with an better glare. Yay! A glaring contest until they come! That sound nice!

I'm insane!


Next Chapter: The other in the gang kicks ass! And I mean it! Except Usopp and Nami, they like to run and hide. So, do they success in saving me? And who is the captain on this ugly skip? Sorry! And he got three officers? Perfect for Sanji and Zoro, and me if I get to the party in time! I WANT TO FIGHT!!