Sebastian the spider to Ariel, a spunky teenage worm-maid (those creepy crawly things you know live down there).

Spoken:

Ariel, listen to me. De human world, it's a mess. Life under de sink is better dan anyt'ing dey got up dere.

Sung:

De tile scum is always greener

In somebody else's bat'

You dream about going up dere

But dat's a forbidden pat'

Just look at de world around you

Right here on de kitchen floor

Such wonderful t'ings surround you

What more is you lookin' for?

Unda da sink, unda da sink

Darlin' it's betta down where it's wetta. What did you t'ink?

Up on de stove dey work all day

Unda de lights de slave away

While we're beholdin' all of dis moldin' unda da sink

Down here all de bugs is happy

As off t'rough de pipes dey pass

De bugs in de lab ain't happy

Dey sad 'cause dey unda glass

But bug unda glass is lucky

Dey in for a worsa fate

One day when da boss get hungry

Guess who gon be on de plate

Unda da sink, unda da sink

Nobody heap us, squash us and sweep us into a kink

We what de lab folks loves to look

Unda da sink we off da hook

We got no troubles, life is de bubbles unda da sink

Dust Bunnies:

Unda da sink!

Sebastian:

Unda da sink

Dust Bunnies:

Unda da sink!

Sebastian:

Since life is foul here

We got da prowl here naturally

Dust Bunnies:

Nat-ur-a-ly-y-y-y

Sebastian:

An' when dey purge us, we come back

Dey get de urge, we form a pack

We got de spirit, you gotta here it unda da sink

"De ant," dey all rant,

"De red never dead!"

De roach for nine days

Can live 't'out his head

De worm de all squirm

De fly never shy

De centipede be slow

De poo in de "U"

De louse on de mouse

Disease in de lees

Dey all in de house!

De gnat and de rat

Dey know where it's at

An' all dose larva, grow!

Unda da sink, unda da sink

Where dung beetle an' da mosquito fit in one chink

What do dey got, a lotta light?

We got a home that's outta sight!

Each little moth here

Turnin' it Goth here

Unda da sink

Each little bug here

Cutting a rug here

Unda da sink

Each little maggot

Know how to drag it

Dat's why it's gross here

Down wit' de most here

Yeah we in luck here

Down in de muck here

Unda da sink!