The Author's Note of Doom: This goes for the lists for all of the McFlyers: The things on this list were inspired by a multitude of things. Most of the them came from something one of the boys said in different interviews I watched via YouTube. A few of them were written because of something the boys may have said in one of their blogs on their official MySpace. Others still came from their songs. The interviews and blogs may be from a few years back and you might not understand them all. Hopefully you understand the majority of them, and if there's any number you don't understand I'll be happy to explain.

The Other Author's Note of Doom: I'm not sure if you'll deem anything on this list mean or something like that, so let me assure everyone right now that I adore McFly to know end and hold firm to the belief they're the coolest people ever. So if I'm putting them down, it's all in good fun and really do love them. :)

Disclaimer: I feel so stupid writing this for McFly. But, you know, just in case you were wonder: I don't own the boys in McFly, because they're just too darn wild to tame.

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Twenty Ways to Annoy Danny Jones

1. Tell him Tom's the REAL lead singer of McFly.

2. When his hair is straight, tell him that only girls straighten their hair.

3. When his hair is curly, complain that it looks better straight.

4. Constantly remind him that he better shape up, because Tom needs a man!

5. Scold him for forgetting the words to "You Raise Me Up", and offer to teach him and/or write them on his arm for him, since that seems to be his favourite cheat-sheet.

6. Ask him if you could please put five colours in his hair.

7. When he says no, do it anyway while he's sleeping.

8. When he wakes up and confronts you, tell him Dougie did it.

9. Tell him he was a really, really, really ugly kid/teenager!

10. Ask him, that if you should know by know that he can't forgive you, just what it is that he can't forgive you for?

11. Ask him how to download songs onto your mobile phone, because you were too busy staring at the "Idiot" sign above his head to pay attention when he was explaining it the first time.

12. Ask him to show you how to make tongue bubbles like he does. Don't let him leave until you've learnt it perfectly…if you ever learn it at all.

13. Feed him carrots and pat his head, and tell him that he's the cutest widdle pink bunny in the world!

14. Call him a sexist beast and hit him with something.

15. Beg him to pretty, pretty please fix your hair the way he fixed James Bourne's.

16. Steal his collection of hats and beanies and wear them yourself.

17. Sing "Danny is Gay" to him all day long.

18. Inform him that otters don't even live in Antarctica, but that it was adorable that he would want to be one.

19. Drop pieces of turkey all around (and even on) him and shout, "It's pouring down with turkeys!"

And the number one way to annoy Danny Jones is to…

20. Ask him why he never seems to be able write a real song, only songs about bras and headlice.