Elven Princes and Dwarvish Liquor
Author: Elvensong and Brenda

Author's Note: This is our first joint fic and m=our first humor fic! Wow, a lot of barriors being crossed! Please review for us! You can e-mail Brenda with reviews at: baskbr@juno.com



Part one by Brenda

Six months after the Ring was destroyed, the eight members of
the Fellowship of the ring are traveling back to Rivendell to get
some rest. On their way, they stopped by some village for supplies,
and as a gift received some Dwarven liquor, lot of it at that.
Currently they are traveling though the Misty Mountains…..we join
them around a happy camp fire..….
"Hey guys, what do you say we try some of that Liquor they gave us?"
asked Gimli
The hobbits look at him, ideas going though their heads a mile a
minute.
"How about a short drinking game?" asked Merry
"yeah, we could play a game like I've never, or even truth or Dare,
but I think I've Never is better" said Pippin
"I vote for I've Never" said Aragorn
"I agree" spoke up Gimli, Gandalf nodding his head in agreement also.
Legolas looked at them strange for a moment, everyone starring at
him, waiting for his answer.
"I don't know, is that dwarven liquor safe since I'm elf?"
"Sure, of course it is! What could it do to you?" said Gimli
"Oh alright" said Legolas
Gimli runs to get the liquor out and hands a bottle to
everyone. "Ok, these are the rules, who's ever turn it is says
something they've never done with the `I've Never' before what they
haven't done before, and everyone who has, has to take a small sip of
the liquor, but if you haven't then you don't have to. Who wants to
start first?"
"I do, I do" Said Pippin
"I've never……climbed a tree"
Legolas and Aragorn take sips of their Liquor.
Everyone stares at Aragorn.
"What I grew up in Rivendell!!" says Aragorn.
"I've never…….played with Gandalf's staff when I wasn't supposed to"
said Gimli
Legolas, Aragorn, Merry, Frodo, Sam, Pippin all take sips of their
liquor
Gandalf looks at all of the guilty
Legolas: "We were young, or at least I was" Aragorn, Frodo and Sam
agree with him. Merry and Pippin still have a guilty look……
"Merry, Pippin?" said Gandalf
Merry and Pippin hide behind Legolas "we played with it the last time
you were in the shire……" Gandalf starts to move towards them…….Merry
and Pippin start to run, pushing Legolas by accident who lands in
some mud………
Everyone turns to see Legolas sitting in the mud. He looks towards
the hobbits, trying to decide what to do. He stands up and goes sits
in a tree deciding it the safest place.
"I've never…….shot an arrow" said Frodo
Legolas and Aragorn look at Frodo.
"What I haven't? It's not my fault you two have." Frodo hides behind
Gandalf as Legolas and Aragorn take their drinks.
"I've never……ridden a horse backwards" said Merry
Legolas, Aragorn, Gimli, and Gandalf take sips of Liquor.
Suddenly Merry sees something, and starts throwing rocks at a tree.
*Thump* "Owww"
Merry stares at the realization that he just knocked Legolas out a
tree.
"Oh I'm sorry Legolas, I thought I saw an Orc, really I did. You
know you really shouldn't sit in an ugly tree, they really can be
mistaken for other things." Merry runs and hides behind Gimli.
Everyone laughs.