Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men Evolution or Cutie Honey. I do however, own Ginger Anderson, an OC with powers to control earth-born elements.
Includes the Stepford Cuckoos, and Julian Keller (Hellion). The song Cutie Honey is from the anime Cutie Honey, one of the oldest animes and well known for boob shots.
Boys can be so stupid.
Cutey Honey
It was a quite day at the Institute, which was rare, or meant something bad was going to happen. The red-haired, beautiful Jean Grey was walking down the hall when she heard laughter coming out of the library, before six girls left, the brunette Ginger Anderson and the blond, identical Stepford Cuckoos Sophie, Phoebe, Mindee, Esme, and Celeste. Jean wondered what the laughter was about, and about the mad expressions on the girls' faces. Then they looked surprised, well Ginger did, but the Stepfords probably heard her a mile away since they were both telepathic.
"I wouldn't go in there if I was you." Ginger warned her.
"Huh?" Jean asked.
"You'll be sorry." The Cuckoos said together. Jean gave them a puzzled look before they departed, or before she could ask them why. She poked her head in.
"Guys? What's going on? What's everyone laughing about.?"
In the library were Ray Crisp, Sam Guthrie, and Julian Keller hunched over Ray's labtop.
"Take a look at this, Jean." Sam offered, pointed to the screen.
WHY WE LOVE JEAN GREY.
"A Jean Grey website?" Jean questioned. How sweet, she thought. The site was a fan listing for people who were fans of her's, which was hard to believe.
"Check out this video someone made." Julian told her. Ray clicked on a link, before a video popped up.
ATHLETE. SCHOLAR. TRENDSETTER. SUPERHERO.
Jean blushed at the words as the music started.
MAJOR HOTTIE. Followed by a picture of Jean in her underwear, with no bra.
"What the-?!"
That's what the rest of the video. Panty and boob shots spliced together with footage of Jean's everyday life.
She's the sort of girl who's always in fashion
and her behind is the cutest one we know of!
Please look my way Honey!
On account of, on account of just because.
Oh pretty please, oh pretty please
please don't hurt my heart this way.
The fast drumbeat of my heart
Tickles, tickles, ticks deep inside!
Oh, don't, No don't
Give me that look in your eye…
Honey Flash!
VENUS. GODDESS. MADONNA. TOTAL CUTIE. The new words on screen before more shots.
She's the sort of girl who's always in fashion
And her breasts are the nicest ones we know of!
Please look my way Honey!
On account of, on account of just because.
Oh pretty please, oh pretty please
please don't come close at all
Pressure building up in my brain
Giggle, giggle, then laughter comes out!
Oh, don't, No don't
give me that look in your eye
Honey Flash!
PHOENIX.
"I'm going to change." The Jean on screen said.
Jean said nothing. The boys laughed and high-fived one another.
"Let's watch it again!" Sam thought out loud.
"Yeah!" Ray agreed.
"LET'S NOT!"
The rumbling and screaming was heard throughout the Mansion. In the lounge, the girls cringed.
"What was that?" Amara asked, looking up from her magazine.
"Three fools who didn't know when to shut up." The Cuckoos informed her as they read The Bell Jar.
"Jean find out about the fansite?" Jubilee questioned.
"Oh yeah." Ginger said. "But I can't help but wonder who made that site?" She pondered.
And somewhere, a dirty old man in a red helmet was grinning.
