Hey guys thanks a lot for the wonderful reviews. Here's Understanding Paula Part 3.
Hope you like it
Arthur rushes into the house after being held up late from work. Right in the couch he sees Ashley, Kyla, Aiden, Spencer and Glen chatting away. He walks to the entrance of the kitchen surprised to see Paula sauntering around in a pink Barbie apron.
Arthur: Hey honey, I'm back. Sorry, dinner will be late today.
Paula: Oh hi love, don't worry about cooking, I've got it covered; tell everyone that dinner will be served in five.
(Everyone has settled themselves on the dining table and the food is in place.
Paula takes her own seat)
Aiden: Hey Mrs. Carlin, thanks for inviting us over for dinner. That was very sweet of you.
Paula: Oh boy, it's no big deal. (winks at Glen)
Arthur: So Paula, how was your day?
Paula: Oh, hectic as usual. I mean today they brought in this young man to operate out all his working organs like the kidneys and lungs. It was so messy!
Kyla: hmm then?
Paula: It was so clumsy of me that I blindly left the groceries and the meat around the surgical table. And then our meat for dinner and the organs got mixed up. You know how they all look alike right. red and big.
Spencer: oh my god, then what happened??
Paula: (sighs) We tried sorting it out but we realized that his organs were not of good quality so we stopped sorting the meat and the organs. It just takes too long to do so you see.
Glen: So you mean there might be human organs served in our dinner?
Paula: Well what can I say? I guess its just one of my blonde moments.(chuckles)
Glen facing Aiden: CAN YOU BELIEVE HER MAN? SHE CALLS THAT HER FUCKING BLONDE MOMENT!!
Paula: Now now Glen, we all can see that you're very excited to finally spend your first night with Aiden together dear. But don't be so obvious by using words like "fucking" okay. We all have a pretty good idea about your plans after dinner.
(Kyla tries hard to contain her laughter)
Arthur: Okay, enough talk. Lets say grace.
(Ashley a bit too loudly): Dear God, thank you for keeping me alive all these years, please just let me get through tonight.
Kyla pokes Ashley in the stomach
Ashley: Ow ky…OMG DID I JUST SAY THAT ALOUD?!
Arthur clears his throat to ease the tension: Okay now, everybody tuck in.
Spencer: Hey mom, you didn't tell us why that guy brought in for surgery today.
Paula: Oh ya Spencer. Well, the poor boy committed suicide after he found out that he was HIV positive.
(everyone at the table instantaneously spit out the content in their mouths)
