disclaimer: I don't own Victorious, if i did then Ariana Grande would sing more! Anyway enjoy, this is loosely based on T.G.P.


It was just another normal day at Hollywood Arts... Well as normal as you can get there.

Dancers danced beside the stairs, musicians played their instruments by their lockers, singers sang cheerful songs but all was interrupted by the infamous bad girl of hollywood arts.

Jade West slammed open the front doors of the school making her presence known. She was holding a cup of coffee and wearing a hatred glare for no one in particular

Everybody immediately stopped what they where doing and walked somewhere else to do show and/or practice their talents.

"Hiiii Jadey!" Cat Valentine bounced over to her best friend.

"What now?" She said in an irritated tone

"I got some more bibble. Looky!" The red-head held up a packet of british sweets.

ugghh not this thing again. Jade thought with an eye-roll. Instead of walking on egg shells around Cat's weird addition she was going to do something about it.

"Cat, you have a bibble problem. If I ever catch you with a piece of British candy ever again you will need a wheelchair to get around because wont be able to use your legs! Do I make myself clear?"

She knew she was being hard on her but bible was really bad for you and she had to look out for her... Friend. Even though she would never admit this, she had a soft spot for the little red-head. They were like sisters in a weird way.

"Window clear." Cat said with a slight pout on her face.

Jade resisted the urge to roll her eyes as she knew Cat would be skipping around school with a grin on her face telling anybody and everybody about the joys of rainbows or some happy shit like that.

"Excuse me?"

"Well when someone says, 'do I make myself clear!' Most people say 'crystal clear' but crystals aren't clear they're like fun house mirrors, you don't know what you're looking at! So I say window so I don't confuse people. Confusion is morally wrong." She grinned at the goth.

Knew it.

"Cat, what does morally mean?" Jade asked her with a knowing look.

"It's spanish for totally!" She giggled and skipped away happily. The goth just rolled her eyes and sipped her black coffee then walked to her scissor covered locker.

I wonder if you could slam someones head off this and they'd live...

She thought to herself with a sick smile that could make a small child cry. She was too busy imagining some poor soul getting their head smashed off her locker and leaving blood stains on it that she didn't notice someone suddenly appear behind her.

"Hello Jade." Said a nasally, male voice in a- what is meant to sound like- seductive tone. She sighed and turned around.

"What do you want, Sinjin?"

"My mom gave me her car last week. I sold it so we could go on a romantic date in a fancy restaurant." He winked at her.

A wave of anger rushed through her at the highly inappropriate action.

"Listen curly-" She grabbed his hair and pulled him down so he was eye level with her. "-Leave me alone! I am never going to go out with you. I actually hate you so much that im thinking of changing my name to Moist Tissue, walk around wearing yellow skirts over my jeans and moving to Canada just to get away from you!"

Sinjin knew Jade wasn't kidding because she never kids about Canada but he decided to stand up for himself and maybe get his lady.

"Release the garden that is my hair." He took her surprisingly soft hand off his hair and gently pushed it away (not without sniffing it first).

"You have no excuse not to date me now. You don't even have a boyfriend anymore and it's been like three months since you and Beck became splitsvile."

Jade's jaw almost hit the floor, so she hit him. On his shoulder. Many times. Till he cried.

"Next time you ever talk to me, my boot will be so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the leather!" Jade yelled after him as he ran away.

Probably ran away to get his mom. Can't even drive there cause he sold her damn car.

The bell went for improv class with Sikowiz. Jade huffed like all the weight of the world was resting on her shoulders and walked to class.

Everybody was waiting in their chairs waiting for the teacher.

"Why does this fruit cake even bother to show up to class, he's always late!" Jade snapped leaning against her chair.

"My brother baked a fruit cake once. He almost set the house on fire... The cake was yummy though even with fruit. Get it? Ahahha!" Cat laughed like it was the funniest thing ever and Robbie laughed with her so she wouldn't feel bad for laughing alone.

"I don't get it." Andre commented as he looked up from his phone and gave the red-head a confused stare.

"Nobody does man, nobody does." Beck added from across the room.

Once Sikowiz finally arrived to class he walked onto the stage and looked at his students.

"Why must you teens always look at me like your expecting me to say something? I can't always be the one to start the conversation." He said to his now confused class.

"But you're the teacher..." Tori commented. Jade slow clapped her in a 'wow your so smart for knowing that, oh wait no you're not' way.

"Anyhoo today we will be learning about props! Every actor at one point in their career will have used probs and if they haven't then they are just mimes.. Sad, sad little mimes." The crazy teacher muttered.

"Right so, it is great to use props in improv because it gives the viewer a better image of what is going on, for example:" He took two matching shoes out a prop box and put them on then started walking up and down the stage

"Look at me, I'm a normal man." Sikowiz said walking around for a while listening to his pupils giggle then took the shoes off and threw them back in the box.

"Andre, Beck. You two try it out!" The two teens walked onto the stage and stood next to their teacher.

"Beck, here is your prop." He gave him a girly apron.

"I am loving this already." Jade smirked.

"And Andre, this is your prop." Andre was given a leash. Sikowiz then got off the stage and sat on a chair.

"And, begin!" He yelled.

Beck put on the apron and pretended to be cooking something when Andre walked up to Beck with the leash, looking clueless and not knowing what to do. He was, after all, a musician and not an actor.

"Hi honey what were you doing all day?" Beck said in a girly, high pitched voice which got some more sniggers from the class.

"Oh you know, just lassoing dogs and such. It was pretty cool Cause I was all 'hey yall look at me, I'm a cowboy" Andre said trying not to laugh.

"Oh darling don't be ridiculous." Beck said in his girl voice, trying himself not to laugh as he was a professional actor.

"Dude I can't take you seriously when you're talking like that." Andre burst out laughing which made the rest of the class (minus Jade) laugh too. The bell rang for lunch.

"I always feel as though we never get enough class time," Sikowiz said while his students were leaving the classroom.

"That's because your always late!" Jade called over her shoulder as she left the class.

"Sikowiz I'm sorry to do this but you get a sad smiley face sticker." Cat said then stuck a blue sad smiley face sticker to Sikowiz's shirt.

"Cat why did you do that?" He asked his bubbly pupil looking at the sticker now on his shirt.

"Because you were late and late people get sad faces." She said as if she was explaining the laws of gravity to a child.

"Ok Cat, I guess I should get to class on time.." He hung his head a little in shame.

"Yay! Now you get a happy smiley face for accepting the sad smiley face!" She then put a happy smiley face sticker beside the other one then left.

At lunch, Tori, Andre, Cat and Robbie sat at their usual table but Jade sat alone at another table far from theres with her salad. It's not that Jade didn't enjoy her friends company... Well actually she DIDN'T enjoy her friends company but she usually put up with it. But it's just today felt like one of those days where you just want to be alone with your thoughts.

She was thinking about the creepy movie she seen last night; 'in death's eyes'. It was an amazing movie. The plot was basically, the grim reaper killed an 8-year-old girl then skinned her alive and wore her skin so he looked like her then went nuts and slaughtered everybody in the town and opened a butcher shop using the insides as the people he killed as meat. Her thoughts were interrupted (for the second time that day) by someone sitting in front of her. She just ignored them in hopes they would leave.

"Sinjin I told you to take a hike." she growled after five minutes, only one person would be dumb enough to try and sit with her for five whole minutes.

"Well since Sinjin is out hiking, mind if I sit here?" She looked up to see her idiot friend (should she even call him that?) smiling at her. Okay make that two people.

"Oh haha, I'm wetting myself with laughter." She said, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Too much information,West. H said then drank some of his water.

"So you're dropping to the 'last names' level? Boy that's really sad even for you, Beckett."

"Look who's stooping low! The 'full names' level is way worse than the 'last names' level."

"Actually I don't do levels. I'm not going to be apart of your childish mind games. And for your information I used your full name because I don't even know what to call you anymore!" She blurted out.

"What?"

"Never mind, just leave me alone alright? You're not worthy of my time." She sighed then got up and walked away.

Wow, this DOES feel like I just had a conversation with Sinjin. Awkward.

The rest of that day Jade wondered why Beck had even bothered to sit with her in the first place.

When she got home they was a basket of dead flowers addressed to her from... Beck? No it couldn't be.

She admired the flowers for a few minutes then decided to take them up to her room and crush them into a juice. Maybe she could make her little brother drink it. she smiled evilly then headed up to her bedroom (but she never crushed the flowers).

The next day when Jade went to her locker. There was a note on it. She picked it up and read it: ]

Turn around.

That's all it said. So she did and came face to face with none other than Beck Oliver holding a cup of coffee.

"I got you coffee.. Black,two sugars." He gave it to her.

"Alright what up with this? The dead flowers, the morning coffee, the sitting with me at lunch. You act as if we are still dating. Which we are not, you made that clear at Tori's house!" She snapped.

"I know I left you there counting but-" She interrupted him.

"I'm not talking about when you broke up with me. I'm talking about when you tried to kiss her!" Her hand was gripping the coffee cup so hard she was getting white knuckles.

"Ok first I'm gonna take this away from you because I don't want it over my head." He said while taking the cup from her.

"Second you're going to chill out." He said giving her a look which made her roll her eyes and calm down a little. "And third you're going to tell me what you're talking about" Beck finished his mini speech

"Dont play dumb Beck, the webcam was on in Tori's house and I saw you trying to kiss her but Tori stopped you." He gave her that look he gave every time she got angry over something to do with Tori. She couldn't help it! It's like every time she seen, heard or talked about that girl all that runs through her head is:

HATE. HATE. HATE.

"You wanna know why I almost kissed her?" He asked with a 'I'm going to tell you even if you say no' tone to his voice.

"Oh please share with me. It didn't kill me enough inside to see it but now I get to hear it too. Wow I am just spoiled rotten." She said sarcastically,

"Tori was acting like an obnoxious jerk but then she told me it was all an act so she could keep her spot on the platinum music awards. It reminded me of when we first dated and you were the biggest bitch in the world but then when I got you to open up to me you were caring and nice and passionate about the little things that no-one else took the time to notice. Then two years later you became the bitchy Jade again and the nice Jade just disappeared. Jealousy killed her."

"Nice guys finish last. You should know about that since you were always acting like a huge jerk off when I didn't do what you told me to. You were my boyfriend Beck, not my father." Jade looked up at him with pain in her eyes.

"Only because you were acting like an obnoxious bitch again!" Beck snapped, now he was the one gripping onto the coffee. But he would never pour it over her.

"Yeah because you cared more about kissing Vega than hanging out with your totally hot popular girlfriend!" She snapped back.

"The point is that I saw a glimpse of the real Jade West when you let Tori sing at the platinum music award. The same Jade I fell in love with!"

"Cut the sappy shit and say what you came over here for." She looked away and started tapping her feet. She just wanted him to go away. It;s easier to forget someone when they aren't there.

"I just wanted to say, I'm sorry things had to end the way they did." Her face visibly softened for a second but she put her poker face on and looked back at him with dead eyes.

"And I'm sorry I wasted three years of my life on you."

Beck just nodded in understatement. Then he kissed her cheek and gave her the coffee he bought her back and walked away.

Jackass.

She thought as she sipped the coffee. She smiled but it was so little it was almost invisible. Maybe this is the new beginning for her and Beck..

That or she just got free coffee.

Either way is good with me.