-1The hidden Akatsuki files.

By the stickman king

File 1

There was a disturbance at the Akatsuki hide out

Itachi had gotten a white fluffy bunny and it was disturbing the other members.

Deidara: Itachi every one except Orochimaru and he's a freak.

Itachi: well I got it in the mail and it was free so it's not going. I mean I called it crispy.

Crispy: squeak

Kisame: it most likely came from Sasuke.

Itachi: I will not get rid of it you freak shark Kisame.

Kisame: I didn't come here to get made fun of I came here to kill the bunny.

Itachi: touch the bunny I will expose 1 of the many secrets you have.

Kisame: you have nothing on me Itachi

Itachi: what about that time when you made out with Shamu.

Kisame: how do you know that.

Itachi: uhhh I didn't grab your diary well I stole your light purple nail polish.

Deidara: I was letting Kisame use my nail polish.

Kisame: no the light nail polish is mine the dark one is yours wait you took my diary.

Itachi: yes and if you or anything else touches him I will expose more secrets.

2 days later

Itachi walks into his room to discover that crispy is gone.

Over a speaker Akatsuki : meeting in the main hall.

Itachi: perfect

Akatsuki leader: now any other things to report.

Itachi: yes I have many things to report. 1. Kisame once went out with a humpbacked whale. 2.Deidara once ate a I-dog and had the stomach flu last week

Every one except Itachi and Deidara: what I didn't know that.

Deidara: it came from my hands so know one knew.

Itachi: now if no one gives up crispy I will leak out secrets of every one.

2 weeks of embarrassment crispy came back and Itachi stopped. But crispy might disappear.