-1The hidden Akatsuki files.
By the stickman king
File 1
There was a disturbance at the Akatsuki hide out
Itachi had gotten a white fluffy bunny and it was disturbing the other members.
Deidara: Itachi every one except Orochimaru and he's a freak.
Itachi: well I got it in the mail and it was free so it's not going. I mean I called it crispy.
Crispy: squeak
Kisame: it most likely came from Sasuke.
Itachi: I will not get rid of it you freak shark Kisame.
Kisame: I didn't come here to get made fun of I came here to kill the bunny.
Itachi: touch the bunny I will expose 1 of the many secrets you have.
Kisame: you have nothing on me Itachi
Itachi: what about that time when you made out with Shamu.
Kisame: how do you know that.
Itachi: uhhh I didn't grab your diary well I stole your light purple nail polish.
Deidara: I was letting Kisame use my nail polish.
Kisame: no the light nail polish is mine the dark one is yours wait you took my diary.
Itachi: yes and if you or anything else touches him I will expose more secrets.
2 days later
Itachi walks into his room to discover that crispy is gone.
Over a speaker Akatsuki : meeting in the main hall.
Itachi: perfect
Akatsuki leader: now any other things to report.
Itachi: yes I have many things to report. 1. Kisame once went out with a humpbacked whale. 2.Deidara once ate a I-dog and had the stomach flu last week
Every one except Itachi and Deidara: what I didn't know that.
Deidara: it came from my hands so know one knew.
Itachi: now if no one gives up crispy I will leak out secrets of every one.
2 weeks of embarrassment crispy came back and Itachi stopped. But crispy might disappear.
