- - NOTE: I don't own ANY of the animes/mangas mentioned and/or used. The idea for the Bishi League was not from pokemon (it does sound like something from that…the Johto League…. Indigo League, etc), but actually inspired by the Justice League. I don't know much about that, though - -
Bishis, short for "bishonen", are elegant and men in both anime and manga. They possess the knightly mannerisms— "and it is our duty," began a dramatic, almost kingly voice "to protect those that are oppressed and poor!"
"Milord… who are you talking to?"
"I, Suoh Tamaki, am the leader of the Bishi League! Host Club! ASSEMBLE!!" Tamaki announced, ignoring the twin's comment.
"You've been talking about this nonsense for a week." said Kaoru.
"You know, Tamaki, we can't afford another club." said Kyouya, looking up from his clipboard.
"Don't fret! This isn't a club! We will be protecting women, children and elderly from the evil of the cruel world!!"
"Waai! That sounds like a biiiiiiiiiiig job for a small group like us!" Hunny-senpai said hugging his pink bunny tightly.
"You mentioned 'bishonen'…shonen…. That's boy. I'm not technically a boy." Haruhi said, hinting to anyone who would pick up the clue.
"There can be other jobs you can do in our hideout. Like paper work." Tamaki stated matter-of-factly. "Anyways, you may be surprised to hear this, but I have found other men of beauty outside of Ouran."
"You can be so fill of yourself sometimes!..." Haruhi sighed.
"I've had my eye out on these men." Tamaki showed the list to Kyouya. This sparked his interest as he skimmed through the names. Haruhi noticed that he seemed to know some of them.
"Milord, why just one list?" Kaoru asked.
"Very selective." added Hikaru.
"Because only few are as gifted as us, being both handsome and intelligent! They don't need to be rich, since we're rich enough to cover most of their expenses." (Haruhi: oh no… more victims for Kyouya!!)
"Then you shouldn't be our leader."
"Huh?"
"You're a baka lord!"
"Idiot lord! Idiot lord!!"
"Enough of your foolishness, you troublesome twins!!"
"This may be interesting…" Kyouya murmured thoughtfully, not listening to the fighting going around him between the Hitachiin twins and Tamaki.
"Then let it begin! And it's a good thing you agreed, since I already mailed out the invitations."
"I thought so." Kyouya replied simply.
"Let's see the invitations!" the twins said in unison. They picked a few sheets of paper still in Tamaki's hands and looked at it. The entire host club members (except Tamaki) stared at it.
- - - - - - - - - - NOW RECRUITING! - - - - - - - - - -
has been invited to Suoh Tamaki's BISHI LEAGUE.
If you are interested, please meet at the Sky Dome on August 4th, 3:00p.m.
No one will suspect a meeting in Canada.
If you decline, please burn this paper immediately.
If you accept, hold onto this as proof of invite.
- Handsome men protecting those that are oppressed -
They're jaws were hanging at the absurd picture of Tamaki dressed as the patriotic American on the sign that the army would use to recruit people (the 'we want YOU' sign).
"The last line will be our motto." Tamaki was saying with a big grin and nodding.
"I don't think it's called the Sky Dome anymore." Haruhi told Tamaki.
"Huh? What do you mean!??"
"It's renamed the Roger's Center."
"Seriously!?? But when…"
"Actually a long time ago…" Kyouya joined in.
"Then…that might be hard to find…" said Tamaki with a woeful look.
"You're not being very secretive about this…" Haruhi said looking away.
Mori-senpai didn't say anything.
"Tama-chan's not to secretive about ANYthing!!" Hunny-senpai said cheerfully.
The twins were laughing their heads off. "WAH HAHAHAHA!!! You do cosplay ALL the time to young girls… and you choose… THIS!??"
"Now quickly! To the Roger's Center!!"
