A/N: I usually don't put author's note in any of my story but this is an exemption. I just want to say that Danny is the cutest while Vlad is the hottest -inserts sadistic smile here- and I just want to mess with them.

Another A/N: I changed chapters 1 and 2 and combined them. And, instead of Brazil, Masters and the Fentons went to Philippines. Since one of the major reasons why I couldn't seem to update this fanfic was I don't know anything about Brazil-sadly, I changed the setting for the new chapter 2. Philippines has a variety of ghost stories- not including the supernatural ones. There was even this "True Philippine Ghost Stories" published with pictures of some of the supernatural encounter.

Disclaimer: The characters in this story and/or similar situations to the show Danny Phantom are owned and designed by Butch Hartman. I, or any FF authors, do not own them. Stop spreading the lie people! We do have disclaimers!

Well, here goes!


The Beginning of Regret


Billionaire Vlad Masters is dating a Certain Teenager?

According to sources, the business tycoon is currently engaged with a Danny Fenton and they plan to legally wed when the boy turns 20. In an interview with Masters this morning, he said, "I am truly in love with Daniel and with the blessing of his parents; we'll be happily wed after five years". Lawyers and Lawsuit Experts said that their relationship is legal and have not crossed any red lines; therefore courts cannot sue the man with anything. For more information about this news, please stay tune tomorrow. Amity Park News Today. Good Morning, America.


Monday, 8:05 am

Nosey reporters. Why did they have to announce to the whole world- well, not exactly, just Amity Park: equivalent to my world, that the fruit loop and I are 'engaged'? (Forget the how, I already knew who told them about it- want a clue?) Wasn't the embarrassment of telling your parents that you suddenly wanted to be "committed" to your arch nemesis enough? (Not that they knew that Vlad and I were sworn enemies, I mean, they're best friends since way back in college- from my parents' own point of view anyway.) And now, the whole town's gonna go wild about it. School's gonna be far worse as well. Did I sign those papers just to dig my own personal hell?

Way back then, I thought that agreeing with Vlad to sign any legal and not-so-legal papers that annoy the living crap out of him was funny. That wasn't so funny now, was it? I could already hear Sam saying, "Of all the stupid things you did, this is by far the stupidest, Danny!" And oh sweet surprise, they're here- at my house. In my room. Sometimes, I wonder who's got the ghost powers.

"Of all the stupid things you did, this is by far the stupidest, Danny!", Sam said in her 'most irritated' voice- not that I hadn't seen that coming. "You went to the Philippines for the weekend with Vlad Masters, Vlad Masters, and you got yourself engaged to him! Him, Danny!"

~Record Scratch~

Okay. So, before you got yourselves confused, I'd let you all in on the details of that weekend getaway with the most villainous ghost in both the ghost world and this world.


Saturday, 8:00 am

"Honey, can you get the phone?", my mom asked from the kitchen. She's probably busy fighting off a monster she cooked up for breakfast (Mom and her cooking with ecto blast).

"I'm very busy here, honey," my dad answered while upgrading a new gadget set to torture, if not kill, ghosts. He's usually bragging on about how he would destroy Danny Phantom (without the knowledge that that particular ghost is actually my other half) at the breakfast table. And so, he's pretty much always busy every morning. Jazz, my normal sister, was usually the one answering the phone around here (much to do with the fact that she's the only one normal around here) but she's suddenly too absorbed to the book she's reading. Therefore, being the apathetic person that I am, I answered the phone (much to my demise).

"Please, oh please, marry me," a familiar voice on the line pleaded. This guy must be so desperate to be with my mom that he didn't even wait until I said hello.

"Fenton's. Can I help you? By that I mean no, my mom will never marry you," I teased. Way to start my weekend Plasmius, mostly known as fruit loop. Teasing him was so much fun.

"Daniel? Daniel! Perfect. This isn't what I expected but hey, you'll do!", Vlad distractedly and half-heartedly said.

"Perfect for what exactly? World domination? Apprentice? Son? I'm pretty sure I already said no to your offers, fruit loop," I teased some more but making sure my folks didn't hear that part- wouldn't want them to think I was talking to a fruit loop (even though I really was).

"No. I need you for things far more important than ruling the world- my pride and my fortune. Listen. Tell your family that I invited them to a weekend getaway to the Philippines."

"No. My family has better things to do than spend the weekend with you in the Philippines."

"Philippines? I heard there's a great number of ghost sightings there. Who invited us to Philippines? Tell them we'll go!", Dad perked up after just catching the word Philippines from my part of the conversation.

"I take it your father says yes. Tell him I'll meet you all at the airport and we'll talk about the engagement contract..."

"A what?"

"I need to set up our lovely trip so- Ta!" He hung up.

And for that, I just spelled D in DOOM: disaster