When Deidara was younger he'd have to be inside before the streetlights came on. His mother would say 'The freaks come out at night, Deidara.' Little Deidara always wondered what the freaks looked like, and would they come in his home and get him? Were they nice or were they dangerous?

Never did he imagine one day he would walk among them. He would actually become a prostitute. Not to say he didn't enjoy it. Sometimes it was extremely rewarding to be the man (or lady) of the night. Deidara didn't judge these men, even though some of them had silly request. Deidara couldn't count how many times he was asked to wear a stupid dress.

Some men liked feet, others liked but plugs, whips, chains, and more...but majortiy of them liked regular sex. That was something Deidara found to be so much more interesting. They get one night with a prostitute and they fuck him like he's their wife? Why get a prostitute then? Other liked to talk. Deidara hated those. He'd rather be fucked senseless into a mattress than listen to a man go on and on about his troubles.

Besides, who cared about their perfect lives anyways.

"OH live such a sad life. My daughter is headed off to college and I'm scared to be alone with my wife. She doesn't love me anymore." Deidara tried so hard not to yell, "I'm a fuckin' prosititute, can life get any worse than this." But no, he let them rant on and often.

He didn't know what the fuck he could contribute to the conversation.

Deidara hated those night, and last night happened to be one of those nights.

Deidara awoke to a man sleep on the side of the bed. He didn't even remember his name, or half of what he said last night. He had spent the night going through the mini fridge and trying to make the night pass by faster by making it all one big blur.

Deidara grabbed his backpack and slid out of the room. He quickly fled the hotel, not leaving a single trace that he was there tonight.

It was about four in the morning, and Deidara couldn't wait to get back to his studio apartment. He could sleep in his own bed, which he hadn't seen in two days. Besides there was no bed in the world like his own. The others may be softer, but they didn't make Deidara feel at home. Hotels were empty to him.

Deidara worked his way up the cement staircase and opened the door to his building. He was bound to disturb the sensitive neighbors sleep, but he didn't give a fuck. He slammed the door behind him and migrated his way up the wooden stairs into his apartment.

He stuck the key in and tried to turn it, but it wouldn't work.

"Stupid fuckin' door." Deidara flusteredly kicked the door. Still it would not open. "Fuck." He hissed as he banged on the door in furry. What the hell was going on.

"Hey quiet up there." Deidara could hear the other tenants yelling.

"Fuck you all." Deidara yelled back. "My stupid door won't open. I don't mean to disturb you small minded fuck faces, hmmm...So go back in your room and shut the fuck up."

Deidara went down the stairs to talk to the landlord. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.

"What." The landlord, Onoki, opened the door. He looked angry.

"What the fuck old man?" Deidara shouted. "You fuckin' changed the locks on my damn door, yeah?"

"Well once again Deidara, you were late with rent." Onoki said.

"I told you I would pay. I have the money." Deidara went into his pocket.

"Nope. I don't want your money Deidara. You were supposed to pay me thirty days ago? I don't know how you failed to pay me considering your lucrative career." Onoki always had to escalate things. He knew Deidara was like a child, and how to fuck with him.

"What so you wanna fuck, huh? You wanna throw me on the ground and fuck me old man, yeah." Deidara chuckled. "Is that what's this been about. You been wanting to see me nude? You've been wanting me to cry out your name in the heat of fuckin' passion. 'Oh...Onoki...daddy I fuckin' love your cock.'"

"Stop it."

"No that's what you like daddy, and I'm here to serve." Deidara tauted. "How do you want me? Oh I know...how about on my knees so you can shove that old wrinkled cock down my throat, hmmm. I think you'd like that, or maybe from the back old man? Huh? You've been dreaming of the day I bend over for ya, hmmm…"

"I am not dealing with this behavior. I should expect none the less from someone like you."

"And what's that supposed to mean old man?" Deidara asked.

"You know exactly what that's supposed to mean." Onoki frowned. "I will have people come in the morning to come in and get your shit. You tell them where you want to take, and they'll take it there."

"This is fucked up. I've been living here for two years."

"And in that two years you went from selling art to selling…"

"The greatest work of art, my body. Hmmm…" Deidara smiled, full of himself. "It's alright old man. While you'll be begging for a blow job, I'll be out living life and being freakin' awesome, hmmm." Deidara pecks the old man on the lips. "You've been dreaming of that haven't you?"

Onoki was about to say something when Deidara put a shush finger over his lips.

"Don't speak. I like it better that way, old man." Deidara teased the old man as he walked away.

Now that he had been removed from his place, there was only one place for him to go.

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"I let you stay here, and you always have to make so much fuckin' noise." Kakuzu frowned at Hidan.

"Don't be an ass Kakuzu. It's not my fuckin' fault that Deidara wanted to show up over here unannounced and that the fucker got kicked out of his apartment. He's a little fuckin' drunk but that's nothing." Hidan frowned.

"Hi Kakuzu." Deidara got into Hidan's bed. "Sorry for waking you. You can go back to sleep, yeah. Unless you wanna sleep with us."

"Don't tempt me." Kakuzu chuckled with his deep voice.

"Oh please. I bet you'd love to sleep between the both of us, on this fuckin' full sized bed." Hidan said. "Besides we won't bite, and if you're good we'd take turns riding your cock."

"Please Hidan. I had enough of filthy mouth." Kakuzu retorted.

"Well quit filling it up with your filthy cum." Hidan smirked. Deidara always enjoyed the banter between Kakuzu and Hidan. Hidan was a prostitute as well, but he fucked Kakuzu for drugs. Recently he moved in with Kakuzu after he got out of jail for possession charges. Covering for Kakuzu.

Kakuzu gave Hidan a glance and walked out of the room. Deidara laid in the bed, and Hidan joined him.

"You know...I have some meth we could do tomorrow. Kakuzu gives me a certain amount weekly. I love it." Hidan said.

"Why do you do that stuff all the time, yeah?" Deidara asked. "Aren't you afraid your fuckin' teeth will end up rotten and fucked up. Haven't you seen those movies."

"I take care of myself and that's just a fuckin' myth." Hidan said. "My teeth are still white."

"You should go see a dentist."

"God I wish I were fuckin' one. That way my check-up would be free." Hidan said. "You know I had to start all over. My clients found some other whore to bang. I don't understand how they could find someone to replace this. Besides I can suck a dick and take a spanking like no other."

"You sure can. I never met anyone that could snort coke, fuck two guys in the bathroom, drink, and still be sober enough to have BDSM sex with Mr. Lighting, yeah." Deidara chuckled.

"Well it's all in a day work, and I made over a thousand dollars that day. I'm not some cheap thrill." Hidan smiled. "I miss Mr. Lighting. He's been away on business for a while."

"Oh he was your favorite."

"I know. He gave it to me rough." Hidan said. "And he had no problem going for round two."

"God what does he use viagra?" Deidara asked.

"Nah. It's natural. His dick is so big. Also he's chocolate. I love a nice chocolate man."

"Kakuzu?"

"Fuck him. He hasn't touched me in almost two weeks. He says I should go get checked out. I know he wants me to suck his dick." Hidan said. "Fucker, I hear him when he jerks off in the shower."

"Why you listening and jerking off, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"No never blond." Hidan said. "You know I like sex. Remember when we fucked."

"Oh don't remind me, you bit the shit out of my neck." Deidara frowned.

"Well you asked for it. I told you I liked it rough and hard. The biggest mistake I made was letting you top." Hidan reminded. "You just didn't do it the way I wanted it. God I've never had someone disappoint me like that. Even that fuckin endecive brat, Omi, fucked me way better than that."

"Still see him?"

"Only on holidays and long business trips." Hidan laughed.

"Ohhhh...how sexy." Deidara laughed.

"It is. The kid gotten stronger. I never had anyone tongue fuck me better." Hidan laughed. "Well besides Kakuzu."

"Why are you staying with him?"

"He owes me. I went to jail for him. I don't just go to jail for just anyone." Hidan said. "I was in their for a month, and I got a stupid fuckin' fine. God damn, it was my first offense, but they tried to say I was going to sell the shit."

"Did you get any good fucks in jail?"

"Who lied to you. There are never any good fucks in jail. I had a better time finger banging myself than wasting time with one of those retards." Hidan said.

"You know…"

"Retard isn't a nice word. Shut the fuck up." Hidan spat. "I can say whatever the fuck I wanna say. I don't know why you're so sensitive to the word anyways? If someone's a fuckin' retard...I'll call them a fuckin retard."

"I just don't like the word, yeah. It pisses me off." Deidara frowned.

"Okay. Alright." Hidan said. "God what's the matter, didn't get any dick or ass tonight."

"Nah." Deidara sighed. "The man wanted to talk."

"He was one of those."

"Yep."

"I have a dildo in the top jour." Hidan laughed.

"Are you offering me your dildo?" Deidara asked.

"That's what friends are for."

"Awe." Deidara smiled as they drifted off into sleep.

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Deidara had been apartment hunting all day, but he didn't find a suitable place. He had to throw his stuff in a garage. He was at a coffee shop currently looking through the newspaper trying to find a nice place to live. Of course, majority of the places want to know what your career is, and Deidara didn't want to give up information that he was a prostitute. Truly it was none of their business.

So that led him to call Mr. Pein. Mr Pein was like Deidara's sugar daddy. Deidara would have sex with him, and in return he would do him favors and buy him things. He was a good lay and he treated him nice.

Really he wanted to stay somewhere that was not Kakuzu and Hidan place. He loved them to death, but he couldn't stay in a drug dealers house without fear that someone will come breaking down the door at any moment.

Nothing. Why wouldn't Mr. Pein answer. Deidara sighed. He always answered Deidara calls. He wanted to hear that dangerous voice echo through the phone.

Deidara went back to looking at the newspaper, when one caught his eye. There was a person looking for a roommate. Deidara jumped. He hoped he wouldn't have to share his personal information, as long as he paid rent.

Ring. Deidara looked at his phone, hoping it was Mr. Pein. Sadly, it was just Sharkface, aka Kisame. He was rich too, but he wasn't the sugar daddy type. He was more come over fuck, stay the night, wake up breakfast...and maybe an early morning fuck and a goodbye and he would head off to work and Deidara would be left in the bed.

He actually didn't mind that. That meant he would have a place to stay the night.

"Hey Kisame." Deidara said. "How are you, my man?"

"I've been fine. You?" His smooth voice was always a delight to hear.

"Okay." Deidara said. "So you want me to come over."

"Yep. Tonight, Golden Leaf room 1842." Kisame said. "See you at ten."

"See ya then, yeah." Deidara hung up the phone. He looked down at the apartment. Maybe things will look up for him.

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"Fuck." Deidara was slammed against the bed by the six foot three giant, and he loved every second of it. Deidara gasped as Kisame came down to kiss his face, and biting his bottom lip with his dangerously sharp teeth. "Hmmm...yeah…" Deidara moaned into the shark's mouth, while Kisame's hands ravaged the artist.

Deidara wrapped his legs around Kisame pulling him in closer. Their bodies collide. The friction felt so good, and Deidara cock was aching hard. He really wanted to get out of his underwear.

"Mmmmm…"

"Fuck Deidara. You've gotten so good." Kisame nibbled on Deidara's neck lightly, making the artist squirm. The eagar bites felt so good. Deidara hadn't had anyone do that to him in a while.

"All for you." Deidara smiled. "Now quit talking and blow me."

Kisame chuckled and kissed down a trail to Deidara's manhood. He made sure to gnaw and nibble on his rock hard nipples making Deidara grown in please. Kisame knew how to work them. Kisame bit Deidara nipple, making the young artist howl in pleasure. The feeling made Deidara arch his back, enjoying every second of it.

Kisame licked Deidara's thin stomach and pushed it inside his belly button. Deidara didn't know what pleasure he would get from that, but Kisame tongue was amazing. It was large and really it felt good inside of him.

Kisame pulled down Deidara's underwear. It stug as the tight underwear parted from his sensitive skin. Deidara sighed in relief as his hard on was set free. It wasn't long before Kisame took the entire thing in his mouth hungrily.

Deidara dug his fingers into the sheet and cried out. "Fuuuu...ck." Deidara moaned to the ceiling as Kisame continued the assault on his penis. Kisame made sure to lick the tip of Deidara shaft sending sweet vibrations to Deidara's core.

Kisame was amazing, and even licked the precum that fell from Deidara's penis.

"Ohhh…" Deidara didn't want to sound like bitch, but Kisame was doing it.

Back and forth and it never failed Deidara was on the edged. He didn't want to cum, but he hadn't been teased like this in a while. Kisame hungry warm mouth on his dick felt like heaven.

Kisame stood up and grabbed a fist full of blonde hair and dragged the artist down to his swollen manhood. In one swift motion he removed his underwear and forced Deidara down on his gigantic erect manhood. Deidara had no problems putting the length in his mouth. He had done it plenty of times before.

Deidara ran back and forth along Kisame's shaft, milking every moment. The taste of salt flooded his senses. He couldn't believe he was enjoying the taste of Kisame this much. It had been a while since he got a good lay and some good dick. Kisame was like an angel sent from heaven, a big sexy angel.

Deidara moaned as he swallowed Kisame's pre cum that gathered at the tip of his shaft. Deidara teased the end of his cock mercilessly as Kisame moaned his name hard. Every movement Deidara dragged it out like he was singing a ballad, with each time he moved his tongue dragging out Kisame's pleasure longer and longer.

He could feel Kisame at the back of his throat as he put the entire length in his mouth. Kisame shuddered from the feeling, and Deidara could feel him shade. His cock throbbing in his mouth.

In one fluid motion Deidara pulled off.

He turned around with his ass in the air. "Ready to fuck me."

Kisame laughed and grabbed a condom. "Ready to beg me to stop."

"You're on." Deidara moaned as Kisame entered him with a finger. Deidara had tightened up since their last encounter, but he couldn't wait for Kisame to go inside.

Next came Kisame's tongue, which was hot and delicious. Deidara could feel Kisame's tongue lap over his ass over and over. It was like he was partaking in a delicious popsicle. Deidara moaned and buried his head in the comforter.

"Fuck."

"Oh no Deidara. I'm not finished yet. You still haven't taken my dick, huh?" Kisame places his manhood against Deidara's entrance. Deidara swallows hard, although he was anxious none the less.

Kisame pushes in making Deidara sigh. The feeling of Kisame stretching him out again was so good. This feels fuckin' awesome, hmmm….

Back and forth Kisame fucked him hard and long, making Deidara cry out to the heavens. He kept hitting his prostate head on. Fuck. He remembered where my sweet spot was.

"Ahhh...Kisame…" Deidara moaned as the shark continued his assault on his ass. The artist fingers dug into the bed spread. He was getting so much pleasure from this.

Deidara's prostate shook from being hit so hard. Deidara could feel it run throughout his body. The feeling of euphoria. He grabbed on to his cock and began to jerk.

"Faster Kisame." Deidara moaned.

Kisame did as instructed. He was moving quickly and Deidara was getting banged into the mattress. There was something so sexy about Kisame fucking him from behind.

"Oh...yes." Deidara moaned.

"Fuck yeah. You fuckin' like that. You're my whore."

"Yes. I am." Deidara could feel his release near.

With a hard hit to the prostate Deidara release all over the bed. His cock aching and his body wanting to fall, but Kisame wasn't done. Deidara walls tightened and soon Kisame joined him with a climax of his own.

"Fuck." Kisame sighed.

Kisame laid next to Deidara.

"Damn. That was fuckin' good."

"You've got to call me more often, yeah." Deidara smiled.

"Next time we can fuck in my office." Kisame laughed.

"In your dreams lover boy." Deidara chuckled. "In your dreams." Deidara drifted off to sleep.

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Deidara was so happy to be on his way to meet the people who posted the ad. It was a nice building, and Deidara was sure that the people he was going to be talking to would be nice, right?

He spoken to a guy on the phone yesterday named Itachi. He sounded normal, almost like a stick in the mud. He didn't seem to have much going on for him. Deidara couldn't gather his personality over the phone.

He went to floor fourteen and then to the appropriate apartment building. He still had a slight limp from the rough sex he had with Kisame, not to mention the early morning sex, which to Deidara's delight involved the bagel topping.

He didn't know Kisame was so kinky. He licked that stuff off of Deidara. He didn't care where it was. God that man was talented.

Deidara gave the door a light knock and within moments a person came to the door. It was a guy about Deidara's height. He had long black hair that was pulled back into a ponytail. He had two birth marks on his face and a relaxed look to him. Not to mention the sweater and nice pair of jeans he wore, they were obviously ironed to perfection.

"Hi. I am Itachi Uchiha." He stuck his hand out.

"Oh. I am Deidara." Deidara shook the guy's hand. The raven haired guy had a strong grip. It was iron clad.

"So this is the apartment. There is a kitchen, living room, dining room, and three bedrooms." Itachi said. "I stay over there and my brother stays in that one. Also in the room you'll be staying in there's a bathroom."

"Oh good. I hate sharing rest rooms." Deidara thought back to his first year at college, community bathrooms yuck.

The house was nice. It was tastefully decorated in a modern style, with white walls and hardwood floor. The countertops were granted and the bed room Deidara was supposed to stay in was big. It was nice. It was like his studio apartment, but there was capter and his bathroom was bigger and better. This apartment was amazing.

"Well there is something I want to tell you." Itachi said.

"What?"

"I looked into your background." Itachi said. "I couldn't have some stranger live here without knowing your background...so I went and looked. I see you had a DUI and that was about it. I'm okay with, not driving under the influence...but you know we all make mistakes. Anyways what do you do for a living."

Deidara couldn't believe he had did a background check on him. "Umm...I work in customer service."

"Ahhh...Where?" Itachi asked.

"Oh wait you have a brother?" Deidara changed the subject. He couldn't come up with lie. What was he supposed to say. Hey I am a prostitute! I hope you're okay with that sorta thing.

"Yeah. I forgot to mention his name is Sasuke. He's currently in college, first year." Itachi said. "He goes in the city."

"Oh...cool." Deidara smiled.

"Back to business. Where do you work. I need to know because I just can't have a roommate who doesn't have a job." Itachi said. "God knows I'm already struggling to pay the rent on this place, which is why I'm renting the room out anyways."

"Okay. I work at the Hoshigaki business as secretary." Deidara thought of the first thing he could think of.

"Alright. You seem nice. I would like proof of employment, and if so we can move on to the final step." Itachi puts his hand out.

"When is the earliest I can move in, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Uhhh... as long as I were to get proof of employment by today..." Itachi said. "Monday." It was Friday.

"Alright. I will get you that today." Deidara said.

Deidara panicked as he ran out of the apartment. Shit! Deidara had to call the shit out of Kisame.

Deidara contacted Kisame. "Hey Kisame. I don't call unless it's important and I need something from you."

"What?" Kisame asked.

"Proof of employment." Deidara said. "I want to move into this apartment with a roommate and he wants proof of employment."

"Why not get your own apartment?" Kisame asked.

"Because I have fucked up credit, no one to co sign, and I thought I wouldn't have to show proof of employment if I got a roommate, yeah." Deidara began to rant. "Kisame I need this. Don't fuck with me. Just write like a little document or something. You know you can do it, yeah. I need it today, yeah."

"Deidara. I haven't even said no yet."

"Well.." Deidara groaned.

"Okay. Meet me at the coffee shop on eighth street in an hour." Kisame hung up.

Deidara smiled. YESSSS!

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"Here you are." Deidara gave a piece of paper to Itachi. "Proof of employment. By the way my job is nights?"

"You're a nightly secretary?" Itachi asked.

"Yeah. They need people there during the night too, yeah." Deidara said. "They need someone in the office twenty four seven. It's code."

"Oh alright." Itachi shrugged. "I guess."

"See Hoshigaki is the future of employment. Like you can come and go as you please, as long as you get your work done." Deidara laughed.

"How weird." Itachi said. "Well you got the proof of employment...so...I guess you can call yourself my new roommate. Sasuke isn't in. You'll meet him on Monday."

"Alright. Cool as fuck." Deidara shook Itachi's hand.

"Language."

"Oh. Sorry 'Tachi man." Deidara said.

"I hope I didn't make a mistake picking you as a roommate." Itachi said. "Listen you better not disappoint me. I don't take disappointments too well."

"Alright." Deidara said. "I've never disappointed anyone in my life, yeah." Even as Deidara said it, he knew it was a lie. He had disappointed a lot of people. It was him. He was fucked up.

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So ch 1;) Hate it or love it? Also Sasori is coming next chapter! YAY!