England: What is with you morons and your bloody "accents." They're honestly nothing but a nuisance. You should stop using those pointless little things and try something more organized and meaningful like an apostrophe!

France: Of course you don't understand accents! You're not sexy enough!

Spain: I'm afraid you have it all wrong, Seňor England. Accents are what make romance languages so beautiful and exquisite looking when they're written down. ¿Comprende, mi amigo?

America: MEXICO! THERE YOU ARE, BASTARD!

Spain: ¿Quién?

America: *furiously charges towards Spain and tackles him to the ground, wrestles him into a headlock, then starts strangling him*

Canada: *walks up to stand in between England and France* Um… should we tell him?

France: *watches the scene with wide-eyes as England slowly takes a long sip of his tea*


Hee hee, I hope you enjoyed! I randomly came up with the idea.

If you happen to be a Mexican American (not immigrants but most people think they are) or any actual illegal immigrant, this is my letter to you:

I don't hate you. I don't want you to leave. And I am not prejudice against you in any way shape or form. I sincerely hope you didn't get offended by this. Actually, in my Social Justice class we're learning to appreciate you guys a lot more and we're also learning to go against the views of the majority of Americans who think you guys are bad. I think my Social Justice class might be the main reason I came up with this since it's on my mind a lot. But yeah, it's not my belief but unfortunately most of America needs a better understanding of what you guys are all about. I don't think anyone would get offended by this, because I mean, come on. It's Hetalia. We're ALL in it to get insulted! But I wrote this letter just in case. I would hate for anyone to finish reading this story with a heavy heart. So, we're good? :)

Please review and thank you for your time!