Author's note:

Brambleclaw: Oh, come on, do I have to?

Firefrost:Yes, yes you do.

Bramblclaw: (Whining) but why?

Firefrost: Because I'm the author, and I can make you do whatever I want

Brambleclaw: Oh, yeah. Fine. Firefrost and Flamepelt does not own Warriors, any of the charactors, blah blah blah, yadda yadda ya- (choking)

Firefrost: Cool! I can be like Darth Vader! From now on, I am Darth Firefrost!

Random cats: Darth Firefrost, Darth Firefrost!YAY!

Firefrost: (Bowing) Thank you, thank you… and as for you… (glaring at Brambleclaw)

Brambleclaw: (Running into the sunset) I'm A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT!

Firefrost: I love author powers! And now, without futher ado, I give to you…

THUNDERCLAN AT THE BEACH

(Setting: hot, humid, sunny day at the ThunderClan camp. Cats are moaning and groaning about the sun everywhere. The medicine cat clearing is filled with cats infected with.. Gottagotothebeachitis?)

Brambleclaw: Wow, it's so hot!

Squirrelflight: I know you are.

Brambleclaw:No, I didn't mean it like…

Squirrelflight: (Eyebrow raised)

Brambleclaw: Ok, I'm hot.

Leafpool walks up to them.

Leafpool:Hey, ya'll!

Brambleclaw: Hey, Leafpool, what's with the accent?

Leafpool: What accent? This is how I talk, ya'll! Now get that there bird for me!

Jayfeather runs up to the group.

Jayfeather: (sighing) Come on, Leafpool, it's time to go back to the medicine den.

Leafpool: (whining) But mommie, I don't want to!

Jayfeather: (sighing and turning to Brambleclaw) Sorry about how she's acting. This is the sixth case of Gottagotothebeachits I've seen today!

Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight: Gottagotothewhodawata?

Leafpool: MOMMIE!

Jayfeather: Gottagotothebeachitis. If it gets bad enough, you can go crazy. There's only one cure for it…. No, it's too dangerous.

Brambleclaw: What's the cure?

Jayfeather: Well..

Brambleclaw: TELL ME!

Jayfeather: (startled) well, the cure is to go to the (shudders) BEACH! (lightning flashes, highlighting Jayfeather agians the sky.

Brambleclaw: Where'd that lightning come from?

Squirrelflight: What's the beach, Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: I don't know. Leafpool knows, but she's too crazy to tell me.

Leafpool: I AM NOT, DADDIE!

Jayfeather: Exactly. At least it's an improvement over mommie.

Leafpool: Quite right, Auntie Em.

Jayfeather: (Sighs)

. .

(New day)

Firestar: (to Sandstorm) Whew, another 100 degree day.

Sandstorm: What's a degree? If it means hot, I agree.

Firestar: Yes, I'm hot.

Sandstorm: What?

Firestar: Yes, I'm hot.

Sandstorm: No, I heard that, but-

Firestar: (Glaring evilly) But what?

Sandstorm: Nothing, honey (backs away slowly)

Firestar( hopping onto Highledge) May the… um.. I am calling… uh.. what am I supposed to say again?

Sandstorm: I don't know.

Firestar: Oh, well… (calling out) ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY GET THEIR KEISTERS OUT UNDER HIGHLEDGE!

Clan: Wow, rude.

Mousefur: Hi, Firestar!

Firestar: (scared) Mousefur! You're dead!

Mousefur: Does it look like I'm dead?

Firestar: Well.. yes, yes it does.

Mousefur: I do? Oh, well.

Firestar: Alright, just get under highledge.

Mousefur: kk

Firestar: Kk? (muttering to self) I will never understand chatspeak.

Clan:(waiting paitently)

Firestar: Now, for the reason I called you down here… We're all going to the beach!

Clan:….

Berrykit: What's the beach?

Firestar: I don't know, but Jayfeather says that Leafpool does.

Leafpool: WATER! SAND! CHOCOLATE!

Jayfeather: (shoeing Leafpool out of the clearing) Come on, it''s ok, you can have chocolate at the medicine den.

Leafpool: I'm a little teapot….

Firestar and Clan: (Staring at leafpool, bewildered)

Fierstar: (clearing throat) Well.. apparently a beach is a place with lots of sand, water, and chocolate. So… let's pack up the van and go to the beach!

Clan: YAY! What's a van?

Firestar: (talking to himself) Yes, what is a van?

Van suddenly appears in clearing

Firestar: (Looking at the Heavens) Oh, author powers, I forgot. Sorry I doubted you.

Firefrost(author): It's ok.

Firefrost: (Gives Squirrelflight license)

Firestar: Ok, now I'm doubting you.

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Will the Clan ever find the beach? Will Squirrelflight bring the Clan to the beach in one piece? Will Leafpool ever find her chocolate? Find out in the next exiting episode of Bob the Builder!

Author's note:

Firefrost: There, there, Brambleclaw, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Brambleclaw: not bad, until you gave Squirrelflight a liscense.

Firefrost: Do you DOUBT ME!

Brambleclaw: Um… no.. uh…

Firefrost: WRONG ANSWER!

Brambleclaw: Uh oh

Squirrelflight: (driving van) ROADKILL!

Brambleclaw: (sickening squashing sound effect) Ouch.