Bold is Kyle.
Unbold is Kenny and narrative.
Disclaimer: I don't own anthing except the drabble. Everything else belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker
"What if I skipped school?"
"What if I stopped dying?"
"What if I smoked?"
"What if I wasn't a perv?"
"What if Mecha-Streisand comes back?"
"What if South Park stopped snowing?"
"What if me and Fatass got along?"
"What if Wendy is actually a man?"
"What if I was Christian?"
"What if I was Jewish?"
"What if South Park disappeared?"
"What if Fatass was really a Vietnamese prostitute?"
"What if Stan kept his boobs?"
"What if Stan liked you?"
"What if I don't like Stan?"
"What if Cartman liked you?"
"What if I don't like Cartman?"
"What if I asked you out?"
"What if I think about it?"
"What if I kissed you?"
"What if I like it?"
And then lips touched.
What if?
There are unlimited "What ifs".
But, there are limited "I knows".
A/N: I couldn't help myself. I've been MEANING to write K2 stuff. And this idea just came to me. I know I should be working on my other stuff and I PROMISE as soon as I get back from vacation I shalls update. I would update now but I forgot my book with the fanfics at home. The chapters are ALMOST done so it'll be up by Tuesday, Wednesday the very latest. Gonna go type up my other K2 fanfic now c:.
