Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.
Hello. This is a mini series consisting of different ships/AU/setting or whatever like the description says - the length of each chapter can vary as well. (Yes it was the one I referred to in Dear RWBY) The update schedule is random as this might feature several different writers. That's all I guess. Oh and yes, this title is a parody one to KonoSuba. I personally refer to this series as KRWBY (KonoSubaRWBY). I hope you enjoy this!
I do not own RWBY.
Author of Chapter 1: IBurn.
Note: This chapter isn't an AU.
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Chapter 1: My Semblance Will Only Be Useful For Things Like This
It was a cold, moonless night. The sounds of crackling fire could be heard echoing throughout the camp, as well as the loud snores of sleeping tribe members. Her people must be tired - it took them four days to move to this valley that now served as their current base - and that meant four sleepless nights. She, as the leader of the Branwen tribe, did not get much sleep either. There were little to no Grimm activity in this valley according to the scouts' that she sent prior to the move, so Raven thought it would be the best place for them to live in. After all, they had exhausted the resources in their previous base.
They had found a cave that led to the South of Vale some time ago, where the defense was the weakest among all the gates. That gave the thugs and thieves a good opportunity to sneak in or out of the kingdom, including their tribe. But being the highly intelligent leader that she was, Raven had thought of a better way to get them some good lien - robbing from the robbers. Why risk going through the guards and robots, when you could literally have someone do that for you, and then take it from them?
People might thought of them as despicable - but in the world full of unfairness and cruelty, protecting yourself came first. Forget the morals, surviving was their top priority. The people who put 'codes and principles and laws' above themselves were privileged idiots - and this had always been Raven Branwen's thought.
You have never tried living without the help of your government.
Raven let out a huge sigh, armed up with her weapon, and after whispering something to the night watch, walked towards the exit of the camp. As soon as she was out of anyone's sight, she started running towards a direction, and with a sound of 'whoosh', she transformed into a bird - a raven to be more accurate. She flew towards the top of the mountain that the cave was located and landed on a tall tree. She then transformed back into a human and stood on a rather thick branch. The gentle night breeze brushed through her hair as she removed her Grimm Mask; blue, gentle light started to illuminate her pale face with the clouds gradually moving away, revealing the shattered moon behind. A heart piercing sorrow overwhelmed her when a memory flashed through her mind.
When Yang was little - too little to remember her mother's face, the woman had actually brought her to a cliff and the both of them sat together for a moonlight bath. Her daughter's laugh was so innocent and cheerful back then, but ever since she left, she never really had any contact with her baby girl. She heard from Qrow about how Yang was doing, and even though she told herself she would leave her to protect her from Salem, at times she still longed to see the blonde in person. She was aware that her daughter was looking for her, so she did her best to not get tracked.
Maybe...just maybe, if it's a late night…
Normal people would be sleeping at night, right? She could pay Yang a visit without even the latter knowing. She just wanted to take a proper look at her daughter once in a blue moon.
But she has that Faunus friend. She would notice the moment I step foot into the room. Wait…
Flying back and forth to Beacon as a bird would take some time - and her tribe might be suspicious if she was gone for too long. But she found a simple solution.
Just this once…
The woman jumped down from the tree and landed silently. She gave the surrounding a brief check, and after making sure she was the only person around, she withdrew her sword and swung it diagonally. A black portal was created just right after she sheathed the blood red blade.
My semblance will only be useful for things like this.
It was true - Raven's semblance had little to not use in actual combat, and this had caused her to train harder than anyone else to be the fearful leader that she was today. She took a deep breath, then a blinding white light appeared and once again, she had turned into a raven. She then flew into the portal and disappeared.
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"..."
"What is that? A raven?"
"Why is it in our dorm?"
"Did you forget to lock the windows again, you brute?"
"I made sure to lock it! Blake isn't here to watch out for us with her cat ears after all."
"Do something about it!"
"Yes my Overlady of ze Remnant."
"Shut up, Xiao Long!"
Yang Xiao Long uncovered the blanket, revealing the very naked her, as well as the heiress underneath. Those two were in Weiss' bed, possibly engaging in some kind of wrestling activity.
"Hey birdie, I'm sorry you got trapped here."
"Yang, wear some clothes for fuck's sake." The white haired girl face-palmed.
"It's just you and me anyway. You meant to tell me you don't like this, ma princesse?" The blonde made a rather seductive pose, revealing all of her prominent traits. That had earned a heavy blush from the heiress - she couldn't deny what Yang had just said.
"Love you too, Weissy."
Meanwhile, the raven was on the edge of crying.
I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS.
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Note to self: Do not attempt to visit the daughter you abandoned at late night.
Also, after this, the ships/AU will be mentioned at the beginning of every chapter - so that the readers can skip the ships/AU they dislike. I didn't include the one in this chapter because...otherwise you would've guessed the plot!
Anyway, if there's anyone who has funny skits and wishes to collaborate, feel free to PM me!
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I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.
