Oops, I Caved

A/N: Well, the idea for this story is kinda cliché, but not to sound pompous, but I think I can make it really funny! Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Distance

Stimpy woke up one morning. "Ah! Another lovely day! Rise and shine, Ren honey!" Ren rolled over in his sleep but continued snoring loudly. "C'mon, Ren! The day and viewing audience awaits!"

"Fuck you," He slurred. Stimpy sighed. "Okay, Ren." And he walked out of the bedroom, head hung. He waited hours for Ren to wake up. Bored, he lied on the couch.

FINALLY, at around ten, he woke up. "Um, Ren, can I talk to you?" He asked earnestly. "Yeah, Steempy?" He slurred… um, again. "I feel as is we've grown… distant lately, if you will, and I wanna fix it."

"We are not deestant!" Ren fought. "We're extremely close cousins!"

"Ren, we're dating."

"Oh, yeah. But we're not deestant!"

"Ren, I just want us to be happy together! And I think I know how!"

"Thees ees gonna be styoopid, eesn't eet?"

"We should go on a nature walk!"

"Are you stoned?"

"Uh-uh!" He giggled suggestively. "Look, jackass, I ain't goin' on some fruity-ass nature walk weeth youl! And-" Stimpy was dressed in all sorts of hiking clothes. Ren repeatedly hit his head on the wall. "And all thees stupidity because Stimply theenks we're deestant!"

"Stimpy! My name's Stimpy!" Ren began hitting his head again.