Summary: Once again, Suigetsu starts another fight with Karin. She gets even in an interesting way. Suika. T for offensive language and some violence.


"Slut." scoffed a very amused Suigetsu.

Karin, at present, was stroking a Sasuke, who was doing his very best to ignore it. But that was rather hard, when the place the where she was stroking him was his toned chest. It also took all his training not to fire ball jutsu her to death.

Karin whipped around at the word. "What was that, Pond water? Did you say something?"

He smirked at her like she was the cutest little animal he had ever seen. "Oooh, Kitten's got claws."

Karin only smiled in return. "And she can use them, so tread carefully."

He almost laughed right then and there. Sasuke, on the other hand, just felt like crying. Why did he ALWAYS have to be the center of their fights?! Why couldn't it be Jugo for a change.

He suddenly remembered Jugo's somewhat violent tendencies. He shook his head, so close to a involuntary shudder at the memory. Maybe not...

"You are such a whore, you know that? Once Sasuke's in touching reach, that's the first thing you do. I'm surprised that he even lets you. But then, maybe Pretty boy likes all the attention."

Sasuke felt his fists clench, and almost barked a retort, but Karin got there first. "Don't you EVER insult Sasuke is such a way, you water-freak-of-nature! You got that?!"

Suigetsu rolled his eyes, obviously not convinced. "Whatever. It's not like your opinion even matters. You're just one of his fangirls- a long list of many. You're all the same; going after the thought-to-be strongests. Well, one day, someone's gonna do something to change that."

This time, it was Karin's turn to roll her eyes. "Oh, who's that gonna be? You? Hardly. Besides, you're grapsing at straw and you know it."

Sasuke sat back, realizing that this would take awhile. Not wanting to waste his energy, he decided that it might be a good thing to lay back for as long as the fight would take, which is to say, a few hours.

"Maybe, it will be, you worthless brat."

"Suigetsu, stop calling me that. I'm not a brat or a slut."

He smirked. "You're right; you're a whore."

She glared at him fiercely, promising a dirty revenge that would end in tears. "You can't be a whore if you're still a virgin," she pointed out.

Suigetsu laughed. She winced, realizing her mistake. "So, what you're saying is that guys find you so ugly that you still haven't done it yet?"

Karin chewed her lip, realizing that he had cornered her right where he wanted her. "No. It means that I know how to keep it in my pants."

He smiled, shaking his head, obviously having a good time toying with her. "I'll believe that the day you kis me."

karin winced, once again. She closed her eyes tight, cursing herself for what she was about to do. "I really ahte myself..."

Suigetsu didn't even have time to raise an eyebrow as she grabbed him by the front of the shirt and pressed her lips firmly onto his.

Sasuke was up in less than a second. Things had finally just gotten interesting. He watched the two in refrained surprise, but yet, restrained interest.

Surely, they should have broken away by now, but the opposite seemed to have occurred. The kiss only deepened.

Jugo came out of the bushing, carrying the fish he had left to get earlier. "Oh my God, why's he eating her face?!"

Sasuke almost smiled.

Yep. His team was certainly weird among other things.