Hi everyone! This is my second fan fiction. I would love it if you went and took a look and my story, Lee and Me. I really would like some feedback! Let me get this straight, in this story, the Naruto characters are the same age + 2 years as they are in Shippuden, but they act like the original series, 'Cuse they are funny in that series. And without further ado (I think it's spelled wrong), I give you, Kittens of Konoha!
I DON'T OWN NARUTO! If I did, Gaara would be in a tutu.
18 year old Elizabeth just walked out of her favorite store, Joann fabrics. "Finally! I can finish that Tsunade cosplay!" She screamed, knowing no one could her. Except for the whole Chicago land area. Ah, well. Who cares?
"Mreow!"
"Yeah Yeah, do I look like I care hobo?"
"Mreowww HISSSSSSS"
"Oh don't you backtalk me."
"HISSSSS MEOW!"
"Oh shut the f-wait was I just talking to kittens?" She asked when she walked over to a cardboard box labeled "Free Kittens."
Cats POV
A few minutes earlier...
"Get off my foot, damn it!"
"I'm not the one on your foot, believe it!"
"... I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!"
"Screw yourself, Sasuke! Believe it or else!"
"I'm not scared of a little fox!"
"Oh it's ON now!"
"Bring it, kit!"
And at that Naruto and Sasuke started fighting AGAIN.
"Guys, calm down. We shouldn't be fighting at a time like this! Were cats, for Pete's sake!" Choji said with a sweat mark on his head. (LOL Rhyme time) "Give it up, Choji, they'll never hear you. It's such a drag..." Shikamaru answered. "Damn, it want to be a dog like my Akamaru much more than a kitten 'cuse they suc-"
"Be quiet! Someone is approaching our cage. Act cute so we can get out!" Neji demanded.
"What?! Act cute?!" Naruto and some others exclaimed.
"You heard Neji, shut up and act cute!" Tenten shot a death glare to all who obliged Neji. They quickly did what they were told.
Elizabeth's POV
'Kittens?' I wondered when I walked over the mysterious box. I opened the flaps, and, sure enough, there were kittens in there. 13, to be exact. But some were oddly colored. "Awwwwwwwww you guys are soooo cute! But I don't know if my sister will want you guys. We have a lot on our hand! I mean we finished high school and now we need to get into college, but I have a great job and I really don't wanna..." I whined while I looked down and saw the kittens staring at me intently. "Wow, you guys are good listeners, I am DEFINATLEY bringing you home! I picked them up and walked home with a box of 13 kittens. Not something you see every day.
TIME SKIP
I opened the door to our mansion, slamming it against the wall, wind blowing my curly dark brown hair against my purple rectangle glasses. "Mom, Dad, I'm hooooome!" I yelled. "Yesh, you had to yell that loud, didn't ya?" My sister, Annamarie asked. Annamarie is 19. "YOSH! You KNOW I have to make youthful entrances!" I joked. "Whatever, what's with the box?"
"I found ... A SURPRISE!"
"Damn, you know I hate surprises."
"That's why I did it"
"... FUCK ... YOU!"
" Oh God, I'm scarred. THAT'S SO WRONG!"
"What's the surprise?"
"KITTENS!"
"Really?"
"I hope they are LEE kittens" I giggled.
"You are so weird."
"I know, thanks for confirming!"
"Let's just name these damn animals, got it?"
Annamarie peeked inside the box. "These kittens are fucked up." She said. Annamarie picked up a purple kitten with white eyes and belly. "I'm calling her... Violet! 'Cuse she's purple" she said. I grabbed a beige one with some brown on his head and his back. His right paw was white. "I'm calling you... Byaku, because your eyes remind me of the byakugan." They were pearl white, like the other cat, Violet. Annamarie got a jet black cat with a white belly and red stripe ringing around his stomach. "I'm calling you Ink, because your black." She set Ink down. I reached for an all brown cat with a circle and a line threw it on his left arm. A little bit of hair stuck up and the top. He hissed annoyingly. It was obvious he didn't want to be there. "Man, you are going to be SUCH a DRAG, aren't you? Ya know, I like that. You are gunna be named Drag." I thought it was a fair punishment, but he seemed to like it. Whatever.
Annamarie reached in the box and pulled out a cat that was brown and had a white stripe on his face and belly. He had weird swirls on his cheeks and he was a bit chubby. "Hello Chipper. Chip for short." The cat purred. I swiped a black cat with a little bit of blue in his fur. He had white paws. "You are...emo." I said. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU NAME A CAT EMO?!" Annamarie yelled. "You named yours Chip, no offense." I said defensively. She shot me a death glare and got another kitten. It was a girl with sandy fur and three purple dots on each side of her. She had four tufts of hair at the top of her head. "Her name is Moon" she said, putting her by Violet. I grabbed the last girl. She was brown with little buns on her head. She had pink feet and tip of tail. "Fudge, because she's brown and it's cute" I said. I gently put her down by the girls. She took a red cat with sand colored belly out. He had a weird mark on his forehead. "I'm gunna name her Sandy!" Annamarie exclaimed. "That 'she' is a 'he', smart one" I pointed out.
"Whatever, he's still Sandy."
"Fine..."
I reached in the mystery box and got a brown cat with red marks on his cheeks. His face, wrists, ankles, and tip or tail were outlined in a dark grey. "I'm naming him Akamaru, because of his red spots on him" I said. She grabbed a cat that was black and had purple makeup on his face."Hellooooo...ummm...Kuro. 'Cuse you look like Kankuro... Yea..."
I got the last two. I started with the orange tabby with three marks on each side of his face. "You are Ramen. Your little stripes on your cheeks look like noodles!" I looked at the last one, the weirdest one out of the group. He had a green body with white front paws and orange back ones. His tail was white and orange. The cat's neck and face were black. "...Oh...My...GOD..." I whispered. " SHIT! ALL CATS GET TO SHELTER NOW! MOVE MOVE MOVE!" Anna screamed. She and the cats ran. But I didn't really pay attention to them. All of it was focused on the unnamed kitty. "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Omg it's LEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I screamed. The cat had its ears flat on its head. I sighed before speaking again. "You are named Lee."
Cats POV
"OH GOD IT BURNS WILL YOU PLEASE ON THE NAME OF YOUTH STOP YELLING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGSSSS?! AHHHHHHHHHHH! Yelled Lee. The other cats watched in horror.
"Great. We've been adopted by sycophantic weirdoes." Sasuke grumbled.
