I'm still sick so the stories will be slowed ok? Also I made this because it's a parody of my first ever Fanfiction. It really sucked so I wanted to make another like it but with more sense… please enjoy! And yes I put Fairy Tail's opening theme song in here, I thought it'd be cool. I could only find the Japanese lyrics for the opening and ending.
FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete
kimi no ashita terasu yo
OH YEAH kikoeten no kako no koe wa?
OH YEAH karetatte sakebu kara
OH YEAH kikoeru made kimi no kokoro ga
OH YEAH OH YEAH
tsuki to taiyou no haitacchi
wasuremono wanai desuka?
okashii na kimi ga inai to
hoshii mono sae mitsukaranai
SNOWING sunao ni
egao ni nareta no wa
futari yorisoi
kasane atta "jikan" ga aru kara
FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete
kimi no ashita terasu yo
OH YEAH namiuchigawa ni ukabeta kanjou
itsu no manika orenji sae
shiroku kawatteku kisetsu
OH YEAH bokura futari mitsumeteta RAINBOW
ima wa omoide no naga de
nanairo ga yuki ni kawaru
fushigi dana kimi ga warau to
boku wa sukoshi dake tsuyoku narerunda
SNOWING konna ni
hitori furueteru kimi no
soba ni yorisoi
tsutsumi komu koto mo dekizu ni
FAIRY, SLOWLY BUT SURELY
YOU'RE WALKING YOUR WAY,
HANG IN THERE!
warau koto sae
wasureteta boku ni
mahou wo kakete
egao hitotsu de
subete wo kaeta
kimi wa boku wa no FAIRY
SNOWING sunao ni
egao ni nareta no wa
futari yorisoi
kasane atta "jikan" ga aru kara
FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete
kimi wo terasu yo
SNOWING sunao ni
egao ni nareta no wa
kimi dakara
kimi to datta kara
SNOWING FAIRY
kimi ga kureta hikari
zenbu atsume sakebu yo
SNOW FAIRY
DON'T SAY GOODBYE
Transliterated by unokpasabaxaki
"Damn you!" Frieza yelled, slamming his fist in the ground, completely mad. He was the mighty Frieza, he would not die to that brat he should've ended a while ago! *I know, I'll blow up the planet and escape!* Frieza lifted his fist until something he didn't expect rang in his ears (I think they're ears?)
"Frieza!" Goku yelled flying at him charging that damn move Frieza had seen him use, no, this wasn't going to happen! He wouldn't die like this, he needed a way for them to always remember Lord Frieza… *How did that ape know my plan!? It must've already happened… I have heard of stories from father what Lord Beerus's attendant could do but I never believed them true until now! I need a different approach and fast* Frieza saw the brat's slightly surprised face watching Goku fly towards them *That's it! it's about time I tied up loose ends* Vegeta looked in surprise and anger. Frieza glared with his final plan as the blast hit him, he fired his final blast and finally went straight back to hell *Worth it* "I wonder what that blast was?" Goku questioned, and then got confused as the smell of blood entered his nose.
"K….kak…karot…"
"Huh?" Goku looked to his left, every cell in his body frozen in place. Nothing could ever erase what he was looking at, Frieza's blast had gone right through Vegeta's right eye… "Vegeta, I…I…" *He'll be fine right? He's survived worse* but he started falling, soon under the dark blue water "Vegeta!" Goku flew down into the water, getting the prince and blasting towards the others "F-Frieza…he…" Goku wasn't even sure of what to so, what could he say? He was holding his best friends cold and wet body… Saiyan's weren't cold they were warm but more like really, really hot! And not so pale…
"Goku what happened?" Krillin said, wondering what the hell had happened.
"So Frieza went out with a bang eh? What a prick, wish it was I who slayed him" Beerus droned.
"My lord that would only happen if you got of your lazy tail"
"I… Frieza… Vegeta… blast… water" Goku babbled, unable to actually understand what was happening.
"It'll stop soon, so say what you want… we're out of senzu beans, so there isn't any hope at all" Piccolo stated, looking at their confused faces "He'll be dead in a minute or two, his body didn't die instantly only by pure will"
"What are you on about!" Bulma shouted "he's just unconscious!"
"No the Namekian is correct" Whis added "Say what you can now, he'll be gone very soon"
"Vegeta…" Bulma cried, going to her husband while in Goku's frozen arms "Please don't… what about Trunks?" she could hardly look at it, the wound was juts disgusting, but felt something wrap around her hand making her calm a bit.
"Well, it was traumatic enough to do that? He really doesn't want to die" Beerus sighed.
"His tail? It's grown back?" Gohan questioned.
"If something is traumatic enough then a tail will grow back, even if they're too old to re-grow them naturally" Whis said "This seems to have been enough to regrow it"
"Bulma... can't see… you…"
"It'll be alright… just stay awake…" Goku stuttered. Nothing, no response, no quick come back, no remark, no taunt and no sign there would be "No, dammit…Whis can't you do it again?"
"No I'm afraid, this has gone on longer than three minutes so he'll die again and again and again, his heart had stopped about a minute ago anyway but he still managed to stay. He's a strange one indeed, a lot of will" the being said "Frieza didn't do too bad, his first attempt failed and he seemed to have noticed my little trick. So he took somebody with him"
"What?" Bulma said through her tears *Why did he have to die!* "How can you say that!?"
"We don't actually care about any of you, you're all only allowed to live thanks to your wondrous food. To be fair that move could've hit Goku, so it doesn't matter" Beerus groaned "Get the wish orbs and he'll be back… death has no meaning to you people so why cry? You literally just have to wait to come back, I understand he's already died twice"
"Huh, come to think of it how many times have I died? Death really does have no meaning" Krillin sighed. The in an odd flash he was gone "He gets to keep his body, that's kinda neat"
Vegeta woke up in some kind of starry world? It was too strange even for him… he was standing on a white circle in some odd space, the whole thing was crazy, but it was annoying was the fact he couldn't see from his right eye. His vision was a blur and he couldn't think straight at all, he didn't even remember what happened between Frieza.
"Vegeta" Vegeta turned around to see the Eternal Dragon above him "I have summoned your body and Soul here within the realm of Dragon's… I am Shenron, and I am giving you your atonement"
"What?" Vegeta didn't understand what was going on, why was this happening? Why him?
"You have committed great atrocities, but you have been wrongly accused. After all, unlike your tyrant you had no choice in said matter, Porugna said otherwise but screw him. And I am willing to give you a chance to change your past… I have sent your body to a new realm, where you are to become a new being"
"So what you're saying… is that I get another chance at life? But I have a family! Why do I get this now, why not the other two times I died!" Vegeta shouted, growling at the being.
"HOLD YOUR TONGUE!" Vegeta slightly flinched at the being's loud voice, but held his ground "This world is called Fiore or Earthland or whatever, and you are to go to a magic guild called Fairy Tail. In this world you're a wizard, but to keep your power entirely at your control I have personally fitted myself within your new world, so you can be a Dragon Slayer… it is the strongest way I can make sure your power doesn't eat you alive"
"So what is this Dragon Slayer thing?" Vegeta asked *This is really happening isn't it? oh shit… I'm gonna be fucking Harry Potter or whatever the woman moans about* "Do I get a broom?"
"Funny… anyway a child is taken in by a Dragon and is raised and trained in the art of Dragon Slaying… you will be the Eternal Slayer, as soon as you enter the world all you need to know will be in your mind. Vegeta, your last name will be Ukano, as it is mine…" Vegeta felt strange, an odd aura starting to come from his chest and surrounded the dragon "I am unable to go anywhere without the Dragon Balls, so I have formed them to become your new eye… don't take my hospitality for granted, be warned I am also doing this for revenge… those assholes keep wishing stupid crap, I had a pig wish for fucking panties! An old man wishing for me to melt ice off his door! A midget wanting eternal life and not height! And they keep wishing back Krillin, they defy the meaning of death all together! The only worthwhile wish was an old green guy wanting youth, I did that twice come to think of it… shit, that's gonna be stuck on my record"
"Ok? I can kinda see why you'd be mad… I don't really know what's going on anymore… and thanks for the new eye?" *This has gotten awkward* "The pig really wished for panties?"
"yes! I mostly want to get out of the stupid wishing thing, and as you have died and ready for atonement… it just worked… all you need to do to get back to your world is go to Fairy Tail and then find me, so good luck in the new world…" he said as he disappeared.
Vegeta's vision became suddenly full as he woke up in half fright and confusion. He was on a train and his stomach suddenly started to disagree with him.
"Oh fuck…" he said before he vomited on the floor "What the… I can't move… what is this?" Vegeta looked around wondering what was going on.
"You have motion sickness; man it sucks don't it?" said a small cat, he was black with white ear tips and a white belly as well as the tip of his tail. He had a scar going across his right eye and looked to be the height of his son, well below the ribcage of his son's height, but was pretty close "As a Dragon Slayer you'll have the sicknesses as one"
"Hey Shen don't be mean, I mean what's wrong with this eh?" smiled another. Vegeta was utterly confused now, what were they on about? "Hey I'm Cujo! I'm meant to be your cat because all slayers have one for some reason! That's Shen, he's Shenron's incarnate in a kinda weird sense!" she was a light brown with white ear tips like the other? Her only difference was her white feet, the white tip on her tail was longer and she had a patch of white going over her right eye and the small white jacket with pale lavender trims "So what're we gonna do captain?"
"How am I meant to know? I just got here" Vegeta sighed, forcing himself up with pure will and sat on a seat "All I know, is that I have to go to Fairy Tail… any you two flea bags know where that is?"
"Nope!" said Cujo, sitting next to him "But let's find out, that's the adventure!"
"I'm really stuck with you aren't I?" Vegeta sighed again, trying to overcome the strain on his insides.
"Yes" Shen nodded, sitting next to Cujo "Shenron wants you to go to Fairy Tail, and that is where we'll go" Vegeta just let himself fall asleep, his mind was tired just trying to process what was happening and what had happened? It was fine, everything was how it should've ended. Frieza died, he was still alive and everybody went home for one of the woman's silly parties.
"HEY!" somebody shouted waking him up, whoever it was had him pinned against the wall, angering the groggy prince.
"What? Get your hands of me pinkie or do you wanna be stained on the walls!" Vegeta growled, glaring into the pink haired twit.
"Where's Igneel! have you seen him!" the kid shouted.
"I haven't heard of him so get your stinking hands off of me!" Vegeta barked, staring deep into the kids eyes as he let go "I don't know who Igneel is kid, just back off and your life will prolong" Vegeta growled as he sat back down. Something about the kid smelled off, speaking of why were his senses even better than before? Like, ultra-heightened…
"You smelt like another dragon Slayer so I thought you'd know" said the pink kid "I'm Natsu Dragneel, I'm the Fire Dragon Slayer!"
"I'm Vegeta Br-Ukano… I'm the Eternal Dragon Slayer" *Apparently, what do they exactly do anyways?* "Also… Igneel Dragneel? That's a tongue fuck isn't it?" Vegeta used, thinking the dragons last name was Dragneel.
"Saying it makes it sound weird, hey Natsu didn't you ever think of that?" a little blue cat said, he looked like Cujo and Shen kinda? "Whoa you have cats too!"
"Uh yeah… Shen and Cujo, they're gonna follow me around until I find Shenron" Vegeta felt something move behind him, looking at it he felt lighter "My tail? It grew back! I am a true Saiyan once more"
"What's a Sayan?" Natsu questioned.
"Ok try to understand this, even I have found this confusing… I'm from another universe, we have energy, we can fly we blast stuff and a bunch of things like that. I'm the prince of my race the Saiyan's on Planet Vegeta, the planet was named after my father as well as me, which were killed by Frieza, who killed me an hour or two ago… Shenron, which is a wish granting dragon which can be summoned if you gather seven orbs, took my soul and body and put me here so I can atone for the crap I did while a slave to Frieza… I have to find Fairy Tail and then the Dragon so I can get home to my wife and son… any making sense? Because it's not to me" Vegeta said trying to explain.
"Kinda. You did bad things so now you're making up to it by a wish granting Dragon… if I found him could Shenron tell me where Igneel is!?" Natsu yelled.
"Of course, Shenron knows everything" Shen said proudly.
"Hear that Happy!? I can finally find out where Igneel went!" Natsu hugged Vegeta tightly, soon both the two fell on the ground due to the motion sickness.
"Hi Happy! Vegeta is weird ain't he? We're going to Fairy Tail, I love Fairies ya know and I really wanna meet one!" cheered Cujo, bouncing around.
When the train stopped Vegeta literally crawled off, the motion sickness was awful and he hated travel from then on. He stood up, looking at the three cats wonder off the contraption and was confused to see Cujo dragging a bag?
"It's yours, Shenron put some of your old stuff in here so ya wouldn't get home sick like motion sick" Cujo smiled.
"Ok?" Vegeta looked at the train, still confused "Where's pinkie?" He just watched as Natsu hung from the train window as it started to go "I'll get him…" Vegeta started hovering and flew next to the train "You wanna come off?" Vegeta smirked, watching the kids blue face and limp nod "You have to make me food then, because I'm hungry and I'm willing to eat those cats" it was an old habit for this torture, but he had to remember the reason he was here as much as he hated it "Come on" Vegeta grabbed the kid by the hair and flew back, dropping him "I won't be this generous next time"
"Oh sweet ground!" Natsu smiled, kissing the ground.
"I no longer understand the logic of life" Vegeta sighed, his tail twitching behind him before wrapping around his waist "Pinkie, get up and let's go" Vegeta grabbed the kid and pulled him to his feet easily "I have to get to Fairy Tail and get to that long ass dragon so I can go home!"
"I'll take ya to Fairy Tail don't worry, me and Happy heard that A Salamander was here and we wanted to see if it was Igneel"
"Really? A fucking Dragon in a medieval town? Plus what's a salamander" Vegeta looked at the city; there wasn't a Dragon around that he could see.
"Oh right not this world of thingy, you're confusing. Salamander's are fire lizards" Happy said, poking Vegeta's tail, earning a tail slap "Ow! Natsu he hit me!"
"Not cool Geets" Vegeta gained an anime vein on his head, growling at pinkie.
"Don't call me that" Vegeta growled, grabbing his new random bag "Let's just find this Sala-whoever and then go to Fairy Tail"
"Alright!" Natsu smiled "Now, what Dragon Slayer are ya again?" Natsu started as the headed into town.
"Eternal, not that I know what that means. I know how to do Dragon Slayer Magic but that was mostly just put in my head, I wanna know though… I'll practice it on you, that's a good idea" Vegeta laughed, thinking what he could do *Fire? Water? Rock? What the hell does Eternal do, maybe I have hell powers or whatever*.
"I'll beat your old ass!" Natsu laughed "I can burn through anything!" he shouted as his hand caught onto flames as he clenched his fist.
"Wow, I think I could've made a burn joke but I couldn't think it" Cujo awed, looking at the flames.
"So… your hand just catches fire? That's how your stuff works?" Vegeta made an energy ball in his hand, looking at Natsu "Let's see if your dim flames can do this!" Vegeta lobbed the ball miles away, causing a mushroom cloud forming from somewhere he obviously didn't know "Wow! That's just a tiny lil ball, wonder what my Final Flash could do?"
"What was that!" Happy yelled.
"that was my energy, in our world THAT is what we use to fight! Oooh I will deliver so much revenge on Frieza, he will die for what he did… once I find that Dragon of coarse"
"Why do you sound like you'll kill him? Killing is bad"
"I've slayed Planets kid, destroyed stars, and annihilated civilisations since I could crawl! It's far too late to say it's bad… which is why im here" Vegeta shrugged "Yeah so I've killed people, so what? Human's do a lot worse"
"You've killed people… you're serious?"
"Dead serious, pun intended. I have killed women, men, kids, babies, cats, dogs… anything living really, I haven't killed a Dragon yet? Might add that to my list" Vegeta smirked "But fortunately for you I am not allowed to, as bullshitty as it is… but I will beat somebody's ass if they anger me enough"
"You have problems" Happy said "I see why the Dragon made you come here, Fairy Tail will fix ya right up"
"You killed kids…" Natsu growled "Not the kids! That's sick!"
"Ya know, the worst thing is that his master was even worse" Shen said after being quiet for long enough Vegeta had forgotten he had existed "As you know I am Shen… Natsu, Vegeta was taken by a Tyrant called Frieza that murdered is mother and father and then his entire race. Known for mass genocide the beast is the cause for the Saiyan's stunted growth and very sadistic attitude… he is here to overcome the PTSD and become a better person… be quiet, you are to take us to Fairy Tail" Shen ordered.
"Your world is sick man, not cool"
"Way too late to say that" Vegeta laughed again "I got blasted through the eye, ain't that a way to go. I've already been shot through the heart and blown myself up but nah losing my eye is what calls for this atonement crap"
"You haven't lost your eye, it's just made of seven colours" Happy started, Vegeta looked at the blue fur ball "Green, Red, Blue, Pink, Yellow, White and Orange"
"You're serious? The fuckin Dragon messed up my eye colour?" Vegeta's tail lashed around, annoyed as hell *I guess it makes kind of sense, seven balls, seven colours*
"So hey, hey, hey I found the Salamander who was usin' magic! He had fire around him and blazes are flazes!" Cujo laughed, sitting on Vegeta's head.
"Get off a me!" Vegeta yelled, waving his hands at the flying mouse eater "Shoo stupid cat!"
"So Cujo where's the Salamander?" Natsu asked kinda excitedly.
"He's in the middle of town follow me!" cheered the unusually cheery cat as she flew towards the middle of town.
"Well let's go, I don't care if it's the size of a mouse if it gets me to wherever Fairy Tail is I'm fine" Vegeta sighed following the cat. It was weirder as he got further through the town, he could sense so much bizarre energy it confused him? How could one world have more energy than his entire universe? Pinkie could perhaps go against the Tri-clopes and even though the douche bag was a human he was still the strongest out of all of that pathetic race. Pinkie may even go up against the Namekian evenly, as funny as that would be. Pinkie looked and kinda acted like a human version of that pink glob Buu. When they finally got there Natsu looked disappointed. There were girls surrounding this piece of Crap.
"Who the hell is this? He looks like something from Comic Con nobody can recognise because it's so terrible" Vegeta scolded "Let's go Natsu, this is the wrong kind of lizard"
"Burn!" Happy laughed, earning many scowls from women as they ran at the prince.
"Now, now girls they're just kids… I'm salamander surely you've heard of me"
"Nope!" said Cujo and Shen.
"here's my autograph kid, to show to your friends" the so called Salamander signed a bit of paper and gave it to the Prince as if he gave a damn. Vegeta took it and destroyed it with his energy, dropping the ashes in front of the douche "That wasn't nice" the girls raced at Vegeta in an attempt to attack but he slipped away and let them attack Natsu instead, the prince laughed as Natsu tried climbing out of the garbage cans.
"I guess that wasn't him" Happy smiled.
"Definitely not him" Natsu groaned.
"You sure? He did look like a lizard after all" Vegeta smirked.
"I'm having a small array on my yacht tonight and you're all invited!" said the weirdo as he flew off onto of purple pink like fire.
"Who the heck was that guy?" Natsu said, watching him fly off "So you can fly off without doing that? Because that's cool" Vegeta nodded with pride, seemed like not everybody could fly.
"I Don't know but that guy was a creep" said a blond "Thanks for the help" the girl said happily.
(Happy does that weird thing saying "And Then" but I don't know how to describe it)
"I'm Lucy it's nice to meet you" said Lucy. While Vegeta and Natsu were eating *How did I get here?* he wondered but as he was eating it didn't matter. There was even energy in the food!? How weird was this place "Natsu, Vegeta and Happy was it?" *I didn't tell her my name, I'm gonna have to get used to it though… as long as food is with me I don't care!* they nodded at her, still stuffing their faces.
"thanks" they said while mouths full of food.
"Hey it's no problem and maybe slow down as food is flying everywhere" Lucy said with her hands up *There goes the money I saved from that old geezer's shop* "Evidently that Salamander guy was using a charm spell to hypnotising the women into thinking they were In love with him" Vegeta thought about that for a moment *Sign me up for one of those, the woman barely ever puts out anymore* "Charm spells makes you feel in love against your own will, but they've been banned for years nobody even sells them anymore. He must've gone through a lot of trouble to get his hands on it, what a creep!" *Shame they're banned, I could really do with that Charm Spell crap* "I was totally under the spell but I snapped out of it when you barged in like that, I can't thank you guys enough" Vegeta's tailed twitching angrily as Cujo stole some of his food *That's my food, stupid cat* "I may not look like it but I'm a wizard too!" *I thought women were witches and men were wizards, learn something new everyday*
"Is that so?" Vegeta said calmly, actually listening to someone for once.
"Yeah but I haven't joined a Guild or anything yet though" *What's a Guild?* "Oh I should probably explain huh?" *This woman is just one big convenience for me?* "You see Guilds are an organisation where wizards come together to find work and things like that, unfortunately you can't become a full-fledged wizard until you join one but there are loads of them! I heard it's tough to get into the more popular ones but the one I want to get into is the very top and most popular!" Lucy sad while fan girling *So these Guild's are like the planet trade in a very censored and good way? Is this Fairy Tail one? If so, then I'll have to join it in order to find Shenron… I'm gonna be a wizard, where's the top hats and sticks or wands?* Vegeta pondered about it, wondering what he was gonna do "They're the greatest and always featured is Sorcerer Weekly!" *I'm guessing that's a magazine?* "If I can convince them to let me in I think I would actually about die!"
"Oh yeah?" Natsu said like he didn't really care.
"Oh I'm sorry I guess this wizarding stuff must sound like a bunch of gibberish to you huh? But I'm telling you I'm definitely gonna join that Guild someday, I'm gonna take tons of jobs and make tons of money" Vegeta nodded like he understood what she was saying, he kinda did but it mostly sounded like bullshit to him… even if he was stuck in the world of Bullshittiness.
"You talk a lot" Happy said *You read my mind fur ball, the woman doesn't speak this much… wait, bit too early for that*
"Oh yeah I almost forgot you guys came looking to find somebody right?" Lucy said.
"We're looking for Igneel and Shenron! Well we'll be looking for Shenron soon if Vegeta is right, because the wish thing sounds bogus"
"Shut it cat before I get a new pair of slippers!" Vegeta barked.
"We came here looking for a salamander, turns out it was just a fake" Natsu said disappointedly.
"That guy didn't look like a Salamander at all" Cujo smiled.
"Yeah no kidding, I bet that poser can't even breathe fire like a real Dragon" Natsu stated.
"uh? I don't get it… your friends Igneel and Shenron look like Dragon's?" Lucy said confused.
"No you got it all wrong, they don't look like Dragon's they are Dragon's" Vegeta and Natsu both said.
"Huh?" Lucy said, imagining a monstrous Dragon.
"Aye! Igneel and Shenron are real Dragon's" Happy smiled *Although I don't think Shenron is, I haven't a clue about him* Happy thought.
"Why would a Dragon show up in the middle of town!?" Lucy shouted.
"That's what I said!" Vegeta laughed out.
"It's totally ridiculous!" she got up and left "Anyways nice meeting you guys and good luck with your mythical Dragon's"
"thank you miss come ag-" the maid said as she looked shockingly at the table.
"Thank you for the food!" Natsu, Cujo and Happy said bowing at Lucy, while Vegeta and Shen watched in as much confusion as Lucy.
"Stop you're embarrassing me!" Lucy yelled "It's cool alright, you helped me and I got you food it's all even!"
"We didn't even help you, all we really did was call a turd out on his crap" Vegeta said, looking at them *This place is a whole new level of weird*
Later…
Vegeta rubbed his head in confusion, somehow they had gotten lost in the town and as it was becoming night that wouldn't help.
"How the hell could we have gotten lost?" Vegeta asked.
"We don't come to Hargeon that often" Happy stated "Mostly because this place is pretty peaceful and not much work is needed"
"It's very dull, I want fun, fun, FUN!" Cujo laughed, enjoying herself even still?
"Well, there are a couple of jobs. Most of them aren't that interesting though" Natsu said "I like the ones where em an' happy can use Plan T!"
"Please pinkie, indulge me what that exactly means?" Vegeta scoffed *The pink haired brat makes Kakarot look like a rocket scientist, but I'm stuck with him till he gets me to that Guild*
"take them by storm!" Both Happy and Natsu said happily. ok Vegeta had to agree with that, if all else failed that would be a great plan.
"That plan is alright with me… anyways, are there any interesting things in the area?"
"Aye! Some people have been going missing the past week or two, but that job is already taken" Happy mentioned.
"I believe that wizard may have something to do with it, I sent Cujo to check on the boat and as she hasn't returned it's not hard to understand she may have been captured" Shen sighed as she flew down.
"Hey look, do you think that's the boat where that Salamander Guy is?" Happy said pointing to a boat. Vegeta turned as he listened to some women talk about something.
"Who's Salamander?" said a brunette.
"What you haven't heard of him? He's a famous wizard and is a member of Fairy Tail!" said a blond.
"That sleaze bag is from Fairy Tail!? Fuck this, if they let show offs like that into the Guild I ain't joining no matter what that long ass Dragon said" Vegeta snarled.
"He didn't look like a member, me and Natsu are from that Guild and unless Master had him join while we were on our way here I doubt it" Happy said.
"You two are from Fairy Tail? Well, are all of them pink, because if so I am not going"
"No, but we're a rowdy bunch!" Happy smiled "So Shen do you think the phoney has something to do with the disappearances?" Shen nodded "Well looks like we have something fun to do!"
"Well, let's go crash the party" Vegeta grabbed Natsu and took off "Surprisingly flying doesn't affect motion sickness" Vegeta smiled as he flew towards the boat, as he flew there he noticed something sparkle? "You take care of this" He threw Natsu onto the boat, going after the shiny thing going into the water. *Key's? they look gold; I could get money from them, not that I have any… or I can eat the cats* Vegeta came out the water, looking at them *They have symbols like the Star Zodiac things the Woman told me about?* Vegeta looked up to see purple flames firing into the sky, as well as something black and blue *Shen and Happy, how'd I remember the cat's name I don't even know scar faces name?" Vegeta flew towards them "Hey"
"YOU CAN FLY!?" Lucy shouted.
"Yes I can fly, hey you two got her?" Vegeta asked.
"Aye, we got her Geets, but maybe you should stick with Natsu!" Vegeta gave Happy the keys as he flew down towards the boat, feeling the crappy motion sickness again.
"The Fairy Tail Guild, you're a member?" Natsu said as Vegeta kicked the douche bags off him.
"Oh no… Natsu, if you get wet will that kill you? Because if so, you're fucked" Vegeta said as a large wave headed towards them *Why don't I used my Big Bang Attack-oh to late* the wave completely flew the ship back into the port. Once it had settled on its side Vegeta grabbed Natsu by the hair and picked him up "Come on Pinkie, let's go kick some dumb ass" Vegeta looked down at the twat he hated as well as the other guys "Do any of you have a towel? I don't like water that much"
"Natsu! Vegeta!" Lucy called out, not that the two looked at her.
"So you claim to be a member of the Fairy Tail Guild?" Natsu asked, looking down at them.
"So what's it to you?" said the twat "Go get him men"
"Let me get a closer look at your face" Natsu growled as he took his coat off, four guys running at them.
"Guys watch out!" Lucy called out.
"Don't worry but I probably should've mentioned Natsu's a Wizard" Shen said with Happy, flying next too Happy and Lucy with Cujo sleeping in her arms. Just then, Vegeta bitch slapped them all to the side, enjoying himself somewhat.
"My names Natsu and I'm a Fairy Tail Wizard and I've never seen you before!" Natsu growled out, Vegeta's tail twitching with a bit of boredom.
"You've gatta be kidding me! So Natsu is a Fairy Tail Wizard!" Lucy called out.
"Boss that mark on his arm, I think that's the real deal Bora" said a guy, so the twats name was Bora?
"I know him, that's Bora the Prominence. Rumour has it he got kicked out the Titan Nose Guild a couple of years ago due to bad behaviour" Happy said, looking at the group.
"Is that a real Guild name!?" Vegeta growled out "Who names these things!"
"I don't care if you're a good guy, bad guy or what I'm not gonna let you ruin the Fairy Tail's name!" Natsu warned as he walked down. Vegeta decided just to watch for now.
"What're you gonna do about it? stop me? PROMINENCE TYPHOON" he yelled as a magic circle appeared heading straight for Natsu. Vegeta grew curious as to how Magic worked in a world like this? "That's the way it goes, the bigger the talk the weaker the man"
"Gah this is so gross!" Vegeta's eye-brow raised, Natsu wasn't bothered by the fire? Was that a Slayer thing? "Are you sure you're a Fire Wizard? Because these are the nastiest Flames I've ever tasted!" As Natsu ate the flames even the might prince and stone cold Shen were surprised by the feet, how can somebody eat FIRE!? "Thanks for the Grub poser"
"What's going on here!? Who is this kid" Bora shouted.
"Fire Magic like that doesn't work on Natsu" Happy smiled.
"That's insane!" Lucy said.
"Now I've got a fire in my belly that's raging to get out, FIRE DRAGON ROAR!" Natsu put his hands before his mouth after punching his fists together and sucking in a large amount of air, in a pose resembling that of a trumpeter. before releasing the fire, prompting it to be expelled between his fingers. The flames produced by him started out as a very thin stream, enough to be fit between the Natsu's fingers, before suddenly enlarging to strike Bora's men. Vegeta was in awe at how this all worked, could he do that? *I'll have to find out* Bora seemed to have escaped the explosion, standing on his stream of pinkish fire. Vegeta hovered next to Natsu, curious "That is what a Dragon Slayer can do?"
"Yeah, neat eh?"
"Hey Bora, I swear I've seen this guy before! The pink hair and the scaly looking scarf, there's no doubt about it he's gatta be the real one!" said a henchman. Vegeta looked at Natsu in surprise, so HE was Salamander? Kinda made sense…
"Salamander!?" Lucy said, stunned.
"I hope you guys are paying attention, because this is what a Fairy Tail wizard can do! Hey Geta maybe you should stand back…" Vegeta hopped back next to Lucy and the cats, watching as Natsu's hands caught on fire, jumping towards Bora.
"PROMINENCE RAIN" Bora shouted as many pink balls blasted towards Natsu. A magic circle appeared under Natsu as fire came from his feet, speeding towards Bora.
"Fur ball, can all slayers do such acts?"
"Well depends what Slayer you are, as your Eternal" he shrugged "Just find out for ya self" Shen said with the fur ball on the last bit "Nice one Natsu!" Happy cheered as he kicked Bora to the ground.
"So he eats fire the attacks with it? how does he do it?" Lucy asked "Is it some kinda spell?"
"He has Dragon lungs which are able to breathe fire, Dragon scales to help him dissolve the fire and Dragon claws for attacking with fire" Vegeta looked at his hands, seeing his nails looked more like talons? He had Eternal lungs, Eternal scales and Eternal claws? *What use is it if I cannot even figure out what Eternal does?* "His fire magic is the one with allows his body to take on all the qualities of a Dragon, it's an ancient spell that's rarely used anymore"
"Seriously?" Vegeta said, watching Natsu VS the poser *that means I'm basically a Dragon Saiyan? How bizarre*
"This particular magic was made to deal with Dragon's" Shen butted in, sitting on Vegeta's shoulder before being swatted off "It's called Dragon Slayer Magic, Igneel was the one who taught it to him… Vegeta's a Slayer too but he's a bit more complicated"
"Complicated how?" she asked.
"Like the fact he died in another universe, came here because he killed and a wishing dragon called Shenron gave him a chance to atone or something. Vegeta is the Eternal Dragon Slayer as Shenron is an Eternal Dragon, although Vegeta doesn't actually know what that does and neither do we?" Happy explained.
"He killed people!?"
"Yeah but that's why he's here, he's gonna join Fairy Tail when we're done in Hargeon" Happy smiled, watching Vegeta witness Natsu eat the pink fire one more "He's also an Alien Prince, which is why he has a tail and is a bit stuck up" Lucy felt like fainting.
"FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST!" they looked back at Natsu as he fired towards Bora, his fist on fire. Although Vegeta saw something different, he saw a maroon like dragon flying next to Natsu as he punched Bora, creepy indeed. He also ignored the fact there were to energies inside of Natsu. Bora ping ponged towards a tower, stopping after he hit a bell while making a GONG sound. Oddly nobody was worried about this? The Saiyan looked around seeing that nobody was screaming in utter terror. When he did this the whole planet started evacuating?
"Oh wow, that was amazing" Lucy awarded.
"Indeed, its amazing nobody is running for their lives after what just happened?" Vegeta added "Somebody must've died from that, there's no way! He over did it; why should I atone when I can just blow stuff up like him"
"He didn't mean too that's the difference" Shen pointed out.
"Shut it fur ball!" Vegeta snapped. Vegeta's ears twitched as the sounds of heavy footsteps rained behind him "Oh great now the army or whatever are coming after us"
"Oh Crap we gatta go!" Natsu shouted as he grabbed Vegeta and Lucy, running from the small army.
"Where the heck, are you taking me!" Both Vegeta and Lucy yelled.
"Oh come on you guys wanna join the Fairy Tail Guild didn't ya?" he smiled at them, a similar smile Goku normally gave to his friends "So let's go!" Vegeta kinda felt a bit better after being trapped in this whole ordeal. eventually he'd get home... and that was good enough for him at the moment.
dokoka he tsurete tte!
BURIKI no uma ni notte futari de
(GO! GO! Let's go! ROMANSU)
kataomoi no DO-RU ha
kotoba ni dekinai kara setsunai
namida ga dechau yowamushi da ne
anata no koto omou tabi ni…
tsuki no (tsuki no) yoru ha (yoru ha)
itsumo (itsumo)
usagi wo sagashiteru
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
mahou kakarareta mitai
zutto yume kara mesamenai no
koi ha hitorigoto
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
KOTENPAN ni suki nandesu
donna jumon wo tonaetara
tsutawaru no deshou?
kanpeki gu~no ne
ikinari dakishimete!
kakuu no oujisama onegai
(GO! GO! Let's go! LOVE! LOVE)
omocha no DAIYAMONDO
KIRA KIRA kagayaku made mitsumete
(GO! GO! Let's go! LOVE! LOVE)
tooku ni itemo machitsudzukeru
anata no KISU todoku hi made
hoshi no (hoshi no) hikari (hikari)
terasu (terasu)
HA-TO NO RABIRINSU
gu~no ne ano ne sore de ne
mune ga shimetsukeraretemo
nazeka totemo shiawase nano
koi ha FANTAJI-
gu~no ne ano ne sore de ne
majo ni kusuri nomasarete
kaeru ya buta ni natta tte
anata akiramenai
suteki na gu~no ne
shuugou!
ICHI gu~no ne!
NI gu~no ne!
SAN gu~no ne!
YON gu~no ne!
kanpeki gu~no ne!
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
mahou kakerareta mitai
zutto yume kara samenai no
koi ha hitorigoto
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
KOTENPAN ni suki nandesu
donna jumon wo toraetara
tsutawaru no deshou?
gu~no ne are ya kore ya de
atsukunatteiru mitai
anata igai ha mienai no
koi ha BURAINDO
gu~no ne are ya kore ya de
mecha kucha ni suki nandesu
itsuka anata ni iwasetai
"mairimashita" nante
okaeshi gu~no ne
As you've noticed i've sorted out some mistakes. yay.
