This is a new story I have had stuck in my head. Naruto is like mū the Non-person and Karl Ruprect Kroenen. I apologize in advance if there is extra comma's,their there because it doesn't save words or sometimes sentences unless I add one.

'Thoughts'

*jutsu*

"Speech"

Disclaimer: i don't own anything I wright about

The Non-person

"You know I think that in all my year's my sense of direction has gotten worse. I don't even remember how I got here...Oh wait ya I do, it was right after we sealed the ten tailed beast.

FLASH BACK.

"We did it" Kakashi said. "Yes we did" Naruto said, Hey Sasuk- he was cut off when Sasuke's lightning and amaterasu covered hand came through his chest, all he could hear before everything went black was Kakashi and Sakura yelling his name. When he awakened again he was in a plain white room. When he looked around he saw three people talking, they were Hagoromo otsutsuki, Mū the Non-person and a strange guy that had a metal mask (A.N Karl Ruprect Kroenen from hell boy). When they noticed he was awake they came over, Hagoromo told him that these two are going to train him because he feels responsible for the horrible life he lived. And so he trained with Mū in nin-jutsu first. It took him a long time to master every jutsu Mū taught him to the point he didn't need hand seals to do them(he didn't use shadow clones). He trained with Karl Ruprect Kroenen next. It took 10 years to train his body so he can use the techniques Karl was going to teach him. He is now as strong with raw strength as Tsunade is when she uses chakra. It took another 15 years of training to use his twin bladed tonfa and wrist blades (the same one's Karl used in hell boy the only difference is the handles of of his tonfa have a roaring 9 tailed fox in memory of Kurama engraved into them. His wrist blades have a brass strip down the center of them) and senbon.

His tai-jutsu is rather dangerous and gruesome. Without his wrist blades it is a defensive style that uses grappling, locks, catches and the ripping/tearing of limb's out of sockets or in some cases completely off. With his wrist blades it becomes very deadly it uses grappling, locks, catches and throws.

His appearance has changed quite a lot he is 6'5 and now no longer wears orange, instead he dresses like Mū and Karl, because without Kurama the scars from his youth have returned.(Kurama and the other bijuu were extracted from him) he also wears a mask like Karl, but his is actually a helmet and the eye's have a faint red glow. (Imagine Karl's mask from the first part of the movie but is a full helmet and the eye's glow red a little bit)

He had just finished all his training when Hagoromo came back and brought the bijuu with him and they all look at him, Hagoromo had told him that they are all going to give him a gift for completing the training. The bijuu gave him a type of immortality, he can still die it's just very hard to do, he can only die due to injuries such as decapitation, complete incineration and things like that. He still gets scarred, he is just very hard to kill and will not age , meaning he will always look 20. Mū gave him bandages and pants (black anbu pants) with self repairing and self cleaning seals. Karl gave him a leather over coat, jacket and hat like the ones he used to wear but without the Nazi stuff on it, and boots and gloves.(the coat, jacket, hat, boots, belt and gloves are the ones that he wears in the first part of the movie)the eagle on the hat is clutching an uzumaki swirl. The belt buckle has the kanji for death on it.(he basically looks like Karl when he was a Nazi but without the Nazi stuff and wears black anbu pants. He is not a Nazi and neither am I the outfit just looks badass)

Hagoromo say's that he is going to give him a new life in a new world and walked over to him and places a hand on his head to give him information on the world. When he is finished he backs away and opens up a portal. He say's goodbye and thank you, then he turns around and walks through the portal. He ended up in the underworld so he wandered around for a few thousand years Bored as hell (pun intended) until he ran into the young devil Sirzechs.(as in only a few hundred years old at the time,so young to him) so he helped him for awhile at the start of the great war.

FLASH BACK END.

Until I got lost in this God forsaken Forest, it has been damn near a thousand years of this shit. When am I going to get out of here?! " Ahhh!" What the hell was that? "Ahhh!". There it is again. Well I got nothing better to do so might as well go check it out. After five or ten minutes of walking I found a very interesting bunch. "So I take it you ran across the slime thing?" It was a reasonable question on his part, after all only the girls are naked.

Rias & co.

Just after the little dragon fried the goo we herd a strange mechanical sounding voice ask a question. When they looked to where the voice came from they were surprised. It was a man that has on a strange helmet and looked like a Nazi but didn't have any Nazi stuff on just the clothes.(he looks like Karl from the first part of the hell boy movie except he has on black anbu pants the eagle pin on the hat is clutching an uzumaki swirl instead of a swastika and the belt buckle has the kanji for death on it) "who are you?" Rias asked. "Isn't it polite to introduce yourself, before you ask a question?" Naruto asked. "Sorry my name is Rias Gremory and this is my peerage Issei Hyoudo, Akeno Himejima, Asia Argento, Kiba Yuuto, Koneko Toujo". Rias said. "It's good to meet you Rias, people call me the Mujin." I have a few questions though first Is the war over? Second, Who won if it is? And third What is a peerage?" Naruto asked.

Rias was shocked by those questions. "How do you not know the answers to those questions?!" Rias practically shouted. "I don't know maybe I was lost in this fucking forest for damn near a thousand years." Naruto said quite sarcastically. "Unlike you Devil's I can't come and go as I please, now answer the damn questions."

Rias was shocked by the fact that a human is well over a thousand years old but desided to answer his questions. "To answer your questions in order. 1. The war is over it has been for few hundred years in fact. 2. No one did, the loses on all sides and the death of the four great Satans forced a truce of sorts between the three and later the Kuoh Treaty. 3. a peerage is a group of humans that have been reborn as Devil's or Angels under a master to compensate for the loses of the war. Devil's use Evil pieces and Angels use Brave Saints." Rias explained. "Thanks for the explanation that cleared up a lot". Naruto replied. "Now get what you came for and get me out of here, I haven't had good sake in almost a thousand years and I want to get hammered!" Naruto exclaimed. Every one sweat dropped at that.

A/N: i got a beta reader so the story should improve. I'd like to thank the beta reader for his help.

Thank you for reading.