Kya hoga jab Abhijeet aur Tarika shikaar par jayenge jungle me? Read and find out.
Tarika ko bachpan se shikar ka shauk tha aur vo aksar jhaat ke baalon ka shikaar kiya karti thi. Abhijeet bhi bachpan me khoob shikaar khela tha. So shadi ke baad dono ne decide kiya ki honeymoon jungle me manayenge.
Shadi ke baad dono jungle ki trip decide karte hain. Abhijeet ke paise paise nahi hote, bahut gareeb hota hai. So woh bazaar se toy air pistol le aata hai shikaar karne ke liye. Uski magazine full load kar usko safe mode par laga dta hai.
Tareeka ko woh ek plastic ka bow and arrow lakar deta hai. Tareeka khushi ke maare backflip maarti hai jisse ACP ko piles ho jaati hai aur woh tadapne lagta hai.
Finally, dono jungle hi taraf nikal jaate hain. Jungle me enter karte hi Abhijeet ka peshaab bhi nikal jata hai aur woh pagla jata hai aur ek ped (tree) par chad jaata hai. Tarika usko shoot karne lagti hai aur woh niche aa jata hai.
Raat ko dono camp lagakar khana khate hain aur apne tent me ghuskar Abhijet Tarika ka rape karne lagta hai. Tarika ki bhi khoob maze leti hai aur gulatiyan maarne lagti hai. Tabhi unhe ek janwar ki awaaz sunayi padti hai. Wo log samajh nahi paate ki awaaz kiski hai, so Abhijeet bahar nikalkar apni gun nikaal leta hai aur Tarika apna bow and arrow load kar leti hai.
"Baby, aaj hum shikar kar janwar khayenge!" Abhijeet Tarika ke pichwade par laat maar kar bolta hai.
"Haan bilkul nigga. Aaj hum janwar ka gosth khayenge" Tarika Abhijeet ki aankh mein danda maarkar bolti hai.
Tabhi wahan saare janwar bahar nikal aate hain aur dono ko surround kar lete hain.
"Tarika tum left maaro, mai right walo ko shoot karta hoon"
Tarika aur Abhijeet dono jamke jaanwaro par shooting karne lagte hain.
"Tarika! Give me back up dammit, I am reloadin'"
"Abhijeet, I am out of ammo!"
Dono tabhi apni car ki taraf bhagne lagte hain par dekhte hain car wahan hai hi nahi. Car peon lekar farar ho raha hota hai par woh khaadi mein gir jaata hai aur car mein blast ho jaata hai aur peon Allah ko pyaara ho jaata hai.
Abhijeet aur Tarika Guirella warfare karte hue jungle se bhaag rahe hote hain ki achanak dono ko ek truck takkar maar deta hai aur dono ke tukde-tukde ho jaate hain.
ACP ab bhi piles se marr raha hota hai aur sabko piles wala zombie bana deta hai aur baad me marr jata hai.
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