Disclaimer: I may be an Iggy RPer but I don't own Hetalia or the original song! Also, I don't actually speak Japanese and I know that this is not an accurate translation. I did it so people could actually sing it like it's an actual English song, rather than messing up the original Japanese lyrics. If you have a problem with it, that's fine but any flames will be used by France to cook something marvelous. Constructive criticism is welcomed!

Absolutely Invincible British Gentlemen

The seven seas help me travel the world over

Romance and plundering

Holidays spent in India and Hong Kong

Mmm, ahh tea, is delicious

I'll keep going as a gentleman should

Intelligence is important

I will remain calm

From the cradle to the grave!

I believe I things thought fake

Such as Tinkerbell, magic curses and Busby's chair

My sarcasm is always used well

We are much, we are much amused.

Using stars I'll predict the world's future

For tomorrow and always!

Curry, Chinese, both of these I am fond of

Meat pies are delicious

I will never be uncivilised

I use manners and tradition

Wit is always useful

No pain no gain!

Orders are orders!

More things I think real

Minty, Captain Hook, Peter Pan

But never ever aliens!

My ancient ghost summoning rituals

My demonic curse, come forth!

"A simple diet is a gentleman's prudence

If you have a problem simply add spice.

How bloody dare you! Roast beef is an English delicacy.

High tea is jolly good.

By the way, adding condensed is military style, isn't that right"

All's well that ends well

That's right

I have an army that

Will never recognise defeat

My sarcasm is always used well

We are much, we are much amused!