Disclaimer: I may be an Iggy RPer but I don't own Hetalia or the original song! Also, I don't actually speak Japanese and I know that this is not an accurate translation. I did it so people could actually sing it like it's an actual English song, rather than messing up the original Japanese lyrics. If you have a problem with it, that's fine but any flames will be used by France to cook something marvelous. Constructive criticism is welcomed!
Absolutely Invincible British Gentlemen
The seven seas help me travel the world over
Romance and plundering
Holidays spent in India and Hong Kong
Mmm, ahh tea, is delicious
I'll keep going as a gentleman should
Intelligence is important
I will remain calm
From the cradle to the grave!
I believe I things thought fake
Such as Tinkerbell, magic curses and Busby's chair
My sarcasm is always used well
We are much, we are much amused.
Using stars I'll predict the world's future
For tomorrow and always!
Curry, Chinese, both of these I am fond of
Meat pies are delicious
I will never be uncivilised
I use manners and tradition
Wit is always useful
No pain no gain!
Orders are orders!
More things I think real
Minty, Captain Hook, Peter Pan
But never ever aliens!
My ancient ghost summoning rituals
My demonic curse, come forth!
"A simple diet is a gentleman's prudence
If you have a problem simply add spice.
How bloody dare you! Roast beef is an English delicacy.
High tea is jolly good.
By the way, adding condensed is military style, isn't that right"
All's well that ends well
That's right
I have an army that
Will never recognise defeat
My sarcasm is always used well
We are much, we are much amused!
