Hello people!
This is probably not the first time you've seen a YGO or APH version of "the 333 ways to get kicked out". But this shall be different!
You've probably never seen one of these...
IN A CROSSOVER! Dun DUN DUUUUUUNNN!
So I'm having some YGO and APH characters do this because I think both would be funny together. Because any good fan of both can figure out that it is genuinely hilarious to combine the antics of America, England, Marik, and Bakura AT THE SAME TIME! It's so bloody [EFF!]ing funny!
A quick warning: Abridged personalities are used. If you don't like, don't read.
Another: Some minor and funny USUK and thiefshipping suggested.
First of all, this is my first crossover so let me know how I do in the first chapter. And at the moment I've never actually seen the list itself except in other fanfics, so I'm putting this 'intro'ish chapter up and then planning the list.
Also, I'm not exactly the best at writing Hetalia stuff, and I'm not really good at writing for England (I'm better at America), so also give me your input on how I did so far!
Some other authors like to do 2 things: Answer reviews in the OpeningAN and set review goals. I'm not a fan of either. But if you people want me to, I will.
Ok now enough chit-chat because I'm getting rambly!
Let's get right into it!
This first chapter is going to be all four of them introduced.
ENJOY~!
~On the road, in America's car.~
"Dude, I'm so happy you're here!" America shouted as he drove to his house.
America had invited England to stay with him for a few days. England had accepted, with reluctance.
"Urg... I guess I'm happy to be here too," England said. He hoped that he would actually enjoy his time here, unlike last time. He looked out the window at the passing scenery. Nothing really interesting to him out there, so he just stared blankly, wondering what America had planned for them this time. "Just don't ruin things again, okay?"
"Dude, I said I was sorry," America told him. "Let it go already! I'm sure this will be the best and most funnest time of your life ever!"
"Sure," England replied, doubtful. "I guess we'll see, won't we?" He then actually focused on something outside the window and was able to recognize where they were. And how far away they were from America's house.
Which was about half an hour.
"Anyway dude," America said to him. "While we're in the car, you might want to start getting used to calling me 'Alfred' and not 'America' from now on."
His human name? Why? England wondered.
"Why?" he asked.
"Well, only for a few days, anyway."
"Why?" he asked again.
"And also, I'm going to do the same to you," America continued, completely ignoring England's question.
"Why?
"I'm going to call you IGGY for the next few days! Haha!"
England chose to ignore the nickname and ask again. "America, you git, tell me why the bloody hell are we using our human names with each other!" he shouted. Usually, nations only used their human names with each other when they were being really close or intimate. Or in public settings. He was sure that it wasn't the first two.
Well he hoped.
So it must be the third...
Oh no, he thought. I hope we're not going to do something embarrassing in public...
"Well it's a secret!" America said slyly. "I'll tell you when we get back to my place."
"Ugh..." England said. He pouted and slouched in his seat.
"Also you're going to have to borrow some of my clothes."
"What the bloody hell?!"
"Just kidding!" America laughed loudly at him. "You should've seen the look on your face! Dont' know why you freaked out so much, though. Youre too uptight, bro. Relax," America said to him as he lightly poked England in the face.
"Ugh..." England said again, slouching lower. This was going to be a long half hour...
~Meanwhile~
~In a hotel lobby, in America.~
"And your names, sirs?"
Bakura looked at the woman at the front desk in surprise. Both because he didn't actually know if Marik was going to make up fake names for them both and because the woman had recognized Marik as a 'sir'.
"Malik Blishtar and Florence Bakura," Marik told her.
"Yes, your room is ready. Here are your keys." The woman handed Marik two key cards. "And your room number is on them. Second floor."
Bakura waited until they were in the elevator, the empty elevator, to yell at Marik. "Why the bloody hell did you make my name Florence you wanker!" he shouted. "I told you not to call me that!"
"Relax, Fluffy. I'm not calling you that. They are. Besides, they're probably going to call you by your last name because that's what hotels do, right?"
"Ugh..." Bakura groaned. If anyone calls me 'Florence' I'm taking out my reaction on him, he thought.
The elevator doors opened and the evil duo walked to their shared hotel room. Marik handed Bakura one of the key cards and then used the other one to open the door. When the door opened and they entered the room, the first thing they did was throw their stuff down. Bakura looked around to see what kind of room Marik had gotten for them.
"Well, Marik, it looks like you were able to get a two-bed room this time," he noted as he sat down on one of the beds. He had a relieved look on his face that Marik saw a disappointed look hiding behind.
"Shut up, Fluffy!" Marik said as he unpacked his stuff. Then he put his laptop on a table and turned it on.
Bakura stared at the laptop and wondered what Marik was up to. The laptop wasn't usually Marik's first concern when it came to staying at a hotel. So he must have something planned for them involving the internet. He hoped it wasn't something stupid and embarrassing again.
One of the main reasons they had gone to America is so they could go and crash the local anime convention that was going to take place at the end of the week. They were going to pretend to be cosplayers by pretending to fake their voices.
So what were they going to do until then?
"Marik, you better not be planning anything ridiculous for us to do this week," Bakura said to him.
Marik smiled slyly. "You'll seeeee~!" he sang. "By the way, aren't you going to unpack? I'm not doing it for you."
"I'll do it when I feel like it. Besides, I totally could force you to do it if I wanted to."
"Come on, Bakura. You know you wouldn't do that! You love me too much!"
"What?" Bakura asked hastily.
"Cuz I'm the awesomest friend in the world!"
"Oh. Right." Then he was bored again. He looked at the clock on the side table between the beds. It read 3:34. He would probably be bored out of his mind until dinnertime came.
He laid back on the bed. This was probably going to be a long few hours.
~Half an hour later...~
~At America's house.~
"Here we are, dude! We have arrived at the hero's house!" America shouted as he drove the car into his driveway
He and England exited the car and unloaded England's stuff from it. America opened the door for him and threw his stuff down on the floor near the door.
"Hey, be careful with my stuff you wanker!" England shouted at him. He picked up his stuff and headed to the guest room that America had prepared for him. America was already there.
"So, what are we doing today?" England asked.
"Well," America said, slyly again. "I have something epic and awesome planned for tomorrow! But for now, you can just bum around here until tomorrow."
"Like what?" England asked, still worried about how embarrassing it would be.
America dragged England out of the guest room and into his. America went over to the printer. Something was already printed out.
He grabbed the papers and looked at it. England recognized the look on his face was the one he wore when he had an idea that England probably wouldn't like, but would end up going along with anyway.
"Well?" England asked expectantly.
America handed the papers to England. "We are going to..."
~Meanwhile~
~In Bakura and Marik's hotel room.~
"Bakuuuuuuurraaaaaa~!" Marik sang.
Bakura looked up from his book. "What do you want?" he asked.
"Come heeereeee~!"
"Ugh..." Bakura groaned. "What now?" He got up and walked over to Marik, who was sitting at the table on his laptop. He had the screen on a blank tab.
"I am about to tell you the absolutely evil plan I have for us to do tomorrow!" Marik said.
Bakura looked at the tabs to see if he could figure it out before Marik told him. He stared in surprise at one tab in particular. "Marik Plays..." he read.
"GO AWAY!" Marik shouted as he turned the screen away from Bakura, moved the YouTube video to its own window and opened a new tab on it. He switched to the other window and turned the screen back to Bakura.
"Marik are you watching that video of the time you played-"
"NO NO I'M NOT!" Marik shouted at him. "Look!" He pointed towards the tab he wanted to show and then clicked on it. As Bakura read it, Marik said, "We are going to..."
~America and England~
"...do the 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart!" America shouted.
England stared at the list in astonishment. He had heard about this list, and some of the items on it. He tossed the list on the floor. "No, no, no!" he shouted. "I'm not going to bloody help you make a fool of yourself by pranking people who are shopping! No. Bloody. Way." He turned away from America and pouted, his arms folded.
"Come on, Artie," America pleaded. He put an arm around England. "Pleeeeasee? It'll be fun!"
"No."
"Pleeease? You know I won't leave you alone if you don't."
England threw America's arm off of his shoulder. He did know that America wouldn't leave him alone until he went along with his plan.
He sighed. "Fine, I'll do it," he reluctantly accepted.
"DUDE ALRIGHT!" America shouted and made a hero pose.
"But! You owe me for this. And you're responsible if anything goes wrong with this."
"Haha! Everything will go wrong! We will be the ones causing it."
England facepalmed and walked off to the guest room again to prepare for tomorrow's plan that would surely embarrass him forever. Why do I agree to these things?
~Marik and Bakura~
"No, no no!" Bakura shouted at Marik. "I'm not going to make a bloody fool of myself by pranking people at Wal-Mart."
"Come on, Bakura." Marik pleaded. "It'll be so EVIL! And devious! And sneaky! You and me would be perfect at this! We're practically made for this list."
"No. Bloody freaking no."
"Why don't we just sneak into the building the convention will be in and set traps and stuff instead?"
"Oh em gee, Bakura we can do that too! But until then let's do the list! Pleaaaaseeee?"
Bakura looked Marik in the eyes and said very sternly, "I said no."
Marik knew exactly what to do to sway him. He got up and ran over to Bakura and gave him a side-hug. Bakura flinched in surprise. In the sweetest voice he could manage, he pleaded again. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaas sssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee~? It's just the kind of thing you'd like, right? A whole list of pranks to torture the citizens shopping at Wal-Mart."
As Marik had predicted, Bakura was taken by surprise by the hug and was thinking about the 'torturing citizens' part. He began to reconsider. "Well..."
Marik hugged tighter.
Bakura blushed a bit. "Fine! Bloody fine! Now get off of me!" He pushed Marik away from him.
Marik stumbled a bit but quickly regained his footing. He smiled. "YAY~!"
"Shut up! If this ruins my reputation, I'm taking it out on you." Bakura grinned evilly at Marik. "You know what I mean..."
Marik knew. "Don't worry, Bakura. I'm sure it will all go perfectly! Those innocent citizens won't know what hit them."
"Ugh." Bakura mentally began to brace for the annoying and probably extremely embarrassing plan ahead of them. Why do I agree to these things?
So, you like?
...
I don't think that was as good as I wanted it to be.
Are you anxious to see exactly how this crossover is going to cross over? Hehehe... wait and see.
Anyway! Question time! I need ideas!
What state should the four of them be in?
And what should the name of the hotel be?
And also if you want any certain characters to appear there too. But it has to be reasonable. Like not any character that is there just to be there. For example: France being there because he is stalking England or something makes sense, or Bandit Keith because he's American anyway. But Italy being there because he wants some pasta from an American supermarket or Yami being there because he wants to destroy American milkshakes doesn't make sense.
And should the store be two of the same store or two different stores? If the latter option, then which ones?
Also anything you want me to fix about this chapter? Because that probably sucked. And I will go back and edit it if you want. And I promise to try to make the next one better.
Anyway...
See you in the next chapter!
BYEEEEEEE~!
