I know it's not Dear Avengers, sorry...


Steve wandered into the lounge. Tony looked up from his spot on the couch next to Bruce and raised his left eyebrow.

"Not exactly your normal military-pressed self, Cap. Is there a lucky lady I should be being introduced to?"

Steve took on a disgruntled expression. "The washing machine in the apartment SHIELD gave me isn't working, and I didn't have time to wash by hand. It keeps saying '5d'. What does 5d mean?"

Tony's eyes lit up, and Bruce's widened in terror. "That sounds like a software problem. Do you know what year it was made? Make, model? Does it have a time delay function? Has this happened before?"

Steve blinked. "Um, maybe you could look at it? Please?"

Behind Tony, Bruce slashed his arms wildly through the air. Tony grinned in a way that made Steve distinctly nervous.


"Hulk SMASH puny washer!"

"No, don't hurt him! Timmy!"


A/N: The Tony-fixing-household-items-and-causing-problems thing is definitely cliche at this point, but eh. It's a cliche of which I think I will never tire.