Disclaimer: All Saiyuki characters belong to Kazuya Minekura. Again, I only own the weird characters with weird names.

Author's note: Don't kill me for writing another new Saiyuki fic, without finishing my other Saiyuki fics. Ideas just started going inside my head, that's all. Anyway, I know many authors had the idea to make the Saiyuki boys in a school but when they finally written it out. It's usually accused as a copycat of another author. So, don't accuse me of copying another authors' brilliant idea since I really dislike reading and I never ever read anyone's fic unless the summary is interesting … … …still I don't have the feeling of reading it. The fic I've really read was 'Chibi Saiyuki' that was written by a brilliant author.

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My teachers are demons??? ~Prologue~

Is it morning already? It is. Why hasn't my alarm clock rung yet? The batteries must be old and lousy. Who cares, I'll just get up and go to school without caring about my situation now. Go very early to school is better than go to school very late. Darn, I hate this uniform! It's too girlish for someone like me. I rather wear shorts than a mini skirt.

Arashii stepped out of the house with a bag swinging from her shoulder. It didn't felt heavy. It didn't felt light. It was normal for this tomboy to carry though she hated going to school like anyone ever did like going to school. 

I hate my life. It's boring and dull. School sucks and so does the teachers. They're all old, narrow-minded and they must've lost tons of brain-cells. What I would give for a young teacher who isn't as lame as mine? As for the students, they're no different from the teachers. My female friends are always persuading me to check on guys and get a boyfriend. My male friends are always checking me out, asking for a date and asking me to be their girlfriend. Don't these idiots know how much I hate their annoyances? What am I? Their toy? I rather have a best friend than being someone's girlfriend. 

She stop by a shop to have her breakfast and what she didn't know was that her boring life was about to change. Starting this very morning, four young men are about to change her life into an adventure. But first, she has to go to school and meet them.

"I'm done. Kazuma-san, here's the money. Keep the change," said Arashii giving 100 yen to the shopkeeper, Mr. Kazuma. Being a regular customer in there, she had no complains on what the Mr. Kazuma thought of her. Though he knew she had no parents or siblings, he treated as an adult. She mature enough to watch herself.

" Study well in school Arashii," Mr. Kazuma told her as if she was his child.

Arashii nodded her head and waved. She jumped over the short fence that was blocking her way. Everyone stared at the tomboy and wondered why such a girl with such a pretty face would end up being a tomboy. It didn't match her character at all. Arashii could always hear the compliments of other people on her. She's too tomboyish to be a perfect-housewife. No man would want a messy girl like her. Her parents must've disowned her because of her attitude. That's what the neighbours of the apartment she was staying in, thought of her. Arashii did the same every time she heard their insults. 

You people don't know what I have gone through? How can you still insult me? I'm not your child to insult and think ill off. Just mind you own business and bother about you own child. You have your own life and future, well, so do I. So just leave me alone of face the fact that you're jealous of someone who handles her life without her parents.

 Arashii reached school just in time before the school bell had rung. Punishments for late students were always to carry to heavy buckets filled with water and stand outside so everyone could see that you were late for school. It was humiliating and yet it was great since you could get to miss classes and you don't have to listen to the stupid teachers preaching trash. Too bad, Arashii never had this experience before. If she did, she would be glad and proud of it.

Everyone says I'm weird because I don't smile much. I even think of weird images every night before I go to sleep. Four men, two of them looked normal while the other two had funny accessories on them. What gives me the creeps is that I can see figures that no one else can. I hear voices no one else can hear. It's like I can see the future or past. Who knows, maybe I might be a demon?

As Arashii took her steps into the school compound, she noticed that there was a very interesting yet unusual jeep parked in one of her teacher's parking space. It looked very fascinating and special. She took a few of her spare time looking at how unique this jeep was. When, she was about to touch the front part of the jeep, it started flashing its light. Arashii was stunned and amazed.

She smiled. " A unique security  for a unique transportation, huh?" She swung her bag from her right shoulder to her left shoulder. She breathed lightly and patted the jeep's front as a sign of appreciation. " I do wish I had a jeep like you,"

But still, I wonder who would drive such a special jeep like this? It should be kept in a museum than drove around. That might spoil its quality but who knows? There may be a special why that jeep is being used. That jeep? Who is the owner of it, anyway?

Arashii stepped into her class, knowing that she's the first student. She went to her seat that was next to the window and sat down quietly. She took out a book from her bag, it was gold in colour and a gold pen was in between the blank pages of the book. She picked up the pen and wrote something secretive inside it. It was like a personal book to her or maybe just her diary.

"Arashii-chan?"

"Ah?" Arashii stop what she was doing and closed the book without anyone knowing she had it with her. She secretly hid it back into her bag. " Miyuki, what is it? You gave me a fright as always,"

"As always? If I do it all the time. Why are you still so shocked about it?" teased her classmate, Miyuki. Arashii just moved her shoulders. "Ne Arashii-chan! Have you heard the news?"

"What news?"

"There's going to be some new teachers in this school. There's also a new student,"

"Really?" Arashii said lazily and rest her elbow on her desk. " New teachers huh? They probably are a new batch of old and lame teachers. And the new student, may be a stupid kid who came from the overseas and can't speak Japanese properly,"

Miyuki shook her head. "I doubt that. I think they may be better than our old teachers who re-signed already,"

"Let's just wait and see how they look like," Arashii said and turned her head towards the window.

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After, the school bell rung. The students of  Kinogawa High School, as always, went to the school hall to hear new news about the school, new rules for the school and the least favourite that always happens, the principle preaching about  how great this school is and how you can make it better. The high school students just yawned widely. Some of them were already sleeping, chatting and fooling around.

Arashii sat in the front row together with her friends who were already snoring, before the principle even preached a single thing. As soon, as the lights on the stage were on, the principle was already standing by the mike. Everyone started to scowl and throw rolled up papers at the principle. You talk to much trash, old man! Hurry up and retire so we won't have to see your old face! Stop bullshitting!!! Were all the sayings that the principle received by his students each time they entered the hall.

The principle wiped the sweat off his forehead and begin his preach. " Good morning, students of Kinogawa High School" The students just keep silent and yawned even louder until the principle could hear them. Damn all this gangsters. I wish I didn't have this kind of student in my school. The principle wished each time he was in the hall but his wishes never did come true. " Today, Kinogawa High School would like to introduce you to some new faces. Three new male teachers and one new male student. Please come out and introduce yourselves," He said, waving his hand to the new faces who, were at the left side of the stage.

As they stepped in, the girls who were sleeping woke up right away to see if they were cute or not. Soon, the hall was filled with female students creaming like fan girls of boy bands. The four men looked around the hall and they were surprise to see this much people. Arashii's eyes widen as she took a closer look at the four bishounens.

Masaka? This guys are the people from the image I saw last might? How can people whom I saw in my dream, come true? No way, I must be dreaming now. Iya, it's a nightmare.

The principle stood beside the brunette man. " I'll like introduce you to the new teachers and that new student whose playing with the curtains. Stop that!"

"Ah? Why? It's so soft and nice to touch," the new student replied and continued to play with the curtains. Everyone stated laughing.

"KONO BAKA SARU!!!" shouted the blonde as he whacked the new student with a paper fan. Again, the students started laughing.

Principle was stunned. " Please, sirs, you're ruining the stage … … …" Before he could finish talking. The brunette guy took the mike away from the principle who was left with nothing but air. The redheaded guy shoved the principle down the stage and said. " You're taking too much time, old man!"

He hit the top of the mike to check if it was working. "Testing. Testing. 1,2,3. Can you all hear me?" asked the brunette with a smile. " All four of us are new and we would like to introduce ourselves personally," Everyone started cheering because they didn't had to listen to the old principle. "I'm Cho Hakkai. You can call me Hakkai-sensei since I used to be a teacher, I think I can handle everything,"

The redheaded guy took the mike away from Hakkai and frowned. " You're wasting precious time, Hakkai. Anyway, I'm Sha Gojyo. Just call me Gojyo, it makes me sound much younger, and for those pretty females students. I would like to inform all of you, that I'm single," The girls just scream again with joy. Arashii couldn't believe her eyes, the men she saw in her dream were real.

"Baka!" The blonde took the mike away from Gojyo and threw it on the floor. " Why the hell are we doing this, again?"

"I don't know, we were just told us to stop by this place. The weird person told us that we might find someone important in here," whispered Hakkai. Gojyo was still waving to the students, knowing how much the adored him.

The small boy jumped down the stage and picked the mike. He smiled with a glee. " Na Sanzo? What's this? An ice-cream?" he asked the blonde whose name was revealed at last.

Immediately, Sanzo whacked Goku on the head. "Baka saru!!! Don't let those idiots who are sitting on their butts, know my name!!!"

"You say that as if your name was the best. My foot!" Gojyo overruled.

"Then, what am I suppose to call you?" cried Goku with his hands on his little hurt head.

[sound effect~ awww, from the audience]

" Sanzo, no matter what. Don't lose you temper. Okay?" advised Hakkai with a smile and sweat dropped. "Anyway, Goku. That isn't an ice-cream cone so please take it out of your mouth. You might get germs by doing that. Who knows how many people have speak through it,"

Goku took out the mike, which was covered with his saliva and looked straight at it. " Really? Then, what am I suppose to eat? We haven't eaten for three whole days,"

[sound effect~ Goku's stomach]

Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai loose their colours as a form of shock. Goku smiled and blushed.

Suddenly, Oluga-san an old woman who was also a teacher who has been teaching in the school for the pass 54 years got up and stomped on the stage with a red face. " Act your age young mans!!!" The Sanzo-ikkou just sweat dropped (yes, even Sanzo) " Three of you are suppose to be teachers who are going to teach all these students!!! So be mature especially you!" She pointed at Gojyo.

Arashii who was still sitting on her seat, calm down as soon as she found out that Oluga-san was yelling at the Sanzo-ikkou. Masaka, Oluga-san is going to give her 'nags' again?

"You're a grown man and you still look like a hippy. Dye your hair into an unsuspicious colour. Cut your hair into a shorter length and your antenna-like hair is simply annoying to my sight," she just nagged on and on. Gojyo had a crooked look on his face. If this old hag weren't a woman, I would've give her a piece of my mind!!! Actually I wouldn't since my mind is too priceless.

"Chi'" Sanzo let out the sound that showed that he was irritated with this old hag.

Oluga-san walked over to Sanzo and pointed her finger near his nose. " What do you mean by 'Chi'?" Sanzo was about to answer her in an insulting way but she stopped him by nagging even more. " In my days, blondes were always the troublesome ones. They were snobbish and they never did like to learn but if you're going to a teacher as a blonde, you better learn some manners and respect your elders," Sanzo almost took out his gun but he couldn't. I have no idea why? Damn this kuso baba, she yaps so much and yet it doesn't mean a goddamn thing to me.

Then, Oluga-san stood in front of our sweet Goku who was chewing on something. " Spit it out, boy," she commanded. Goku frowned and spit out a piece of candy on Oluga-san's hand. It was sticky and covered in Goku's spit. She threw it onto the audience who were the students. The student who got hit with the candy started cursing Oluga-san in their heart. Then, she pulled Goku's ears, letting a painful expression on his face. " As a student in this school, you too must learn some respect. No eating in the hall and class. If I ever catch you doing this again, I'll cut that tongue of yours as a punishment," she let Goku's ears go and felt proud of giving him  some disciplines of hers. Goku rubbed his ears with tears in his eyes. Ceh, even Sanzo's whacking doesn't hurt that much. That oba-san is crazy. Plus, she stole my candy that the Hakkai gave me.

Lastly it was Hakkai's turn. Hakkai stood straightly with a smile as Oluga-san slither around him slowly like a snake. At last, words came out of her mouth. " You are a fine young man but … … …," she stopped. Everyone moved closer to hear what Oluga-san was going to say to Hakkai. Is she going to punish him? Is she going to nag him? Is she going to humiliate him? Come on, the suspense is killing me. Everyone thought so.

"But your car is parked in my parking space," Oluga-san told Hakkai. Everyone fell off their seats except Arashii. Gojyo stood still and let the wind steal his energy. Sanzo slapped his face and gripped his hand tightly. Goku gave  Oluga-san a stupid look on his face. Arashii didn't have an expression on her face but she was just looked scared for the first time in her life.

[sound effect~ after school bell ring]

This is the weirdest day I ever had, the four guys whom I was always dreaming about were real. Images of a dream that came true, is there such a thing? I know this may sound weird but that boy with golden eyes is just… … …is just so… … …

"Look out!!!"

A voice came out of nowhere. Arashii look at her front, then her back but there wasn't anyone beside her. She took a deep breath, knowing that this is a prank played by some of her classmates again. They were always trying to 'hit' on her but she was wrong it wasn't her friends, teachers or herself. It was… … …

[sound effect~ CRASH!!!!]

"ARASHII!!!"

I've always wanted to die… … …this way… … …