Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, its characters, its storyline, or any related trademarks.
Genre: Humor
Pairing: None
Prompt: "If we were on the same bit of land, you'd be in danger."
Summary: Team 7 fails a mission, and it's all Naruto's fault.
Warnings: Crack!humor and very short
For the Ramen
by: theevilmuffin
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"If we were on the same bit of land, you'd be in danger."
Naruto whimpered as Sakura threatened him from her nearby makeshift raft. He had the sudden urge to paddle his own makeshift raft far away from hers – very far away.
"I'm sorry, Sakura-chan!" Naruto cried. "But I couldn't help it! I did it for the ramen!"
"The ramen?" Sakura snarled. "You mean the ramen that you can no longer have because you blew it all up? The ramen that your money from completing this mission could've bought you? Because you blew all that, too! I swear, as soon as we get these rafts together, I'm going to hit you so hard you'll think you're a genin again!"
"I guess Naruto's lucky that he still is a genin, then," Kakashi said as floated lazily by on his back, reading his trademark orange book, as if the cargo ship they had been assigned to escort to the eastern continent hadn't just exploded due to Naruto's cooking prowess (or lack thereof, as it stood).
Naruto could hear Sakura paddling her raft towards his and he looked over the open sea with tear filled eyes. This was going to hurt. Something drifted by in front of him – it looked like his pack…
"Oh my god! Guys, I found the ramen!"
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