Family

Short stories about the Weasley family before and after the events of Deathly Hallows.

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry or subsequent characters.


1 – Arthur Weasley

My sons, seeing as Bill is going to be married very soon I believe that it is time for that talk. Now Fred – George – don't roll your eyes, if you want to survive marriage you'll need a few handy tips. Yes Charlie, I'm asking you to listen too – no he won't be joining us… if he wants advice, he can come seek it himself.

First of all, always back your wife up. Arguments lead to – yes Ron, the couch. And let me be the first to tell you that sleeping on a couch after your wife has sent you there isn't the most comfortable thing in the world. Oh, and you might want to think about doing the same if you come home late or after a night out with your mates – why? Well let's say that most women don't like their husbands showing up after bedtime smelling like cigarette ash swilled in beer.

Always remember important dates such as your anniversary, birthdays, your children's birthdays. Ok, yes George… oh you're Fred… I admit I'm not good at some of those things, but it helps. Your wives will be flattered that you remembered and won't spend the day fuming.

What was that Ron? Ah, to calm her down you can either conjure up a very nice bunch of flowers or some chocolates… just be careful about the chocolate, especially if she's one of those women who obsess about eating. Or you could offer to do something for her; that normally makes your mother happy.

Ah, Harry, nice of you to join us. Just make yourself at home, just telling the boys about marriage and fatherhood. You sure you want to stay? Well I'm honoured, Harry, I really am. Now where was I…?

What's being a father like? Why d'you ask Charlie? I see… Well, it can be quite difficult. Why? Because you don't want to be the bad guy. I know what I just said, Ron, but with your children it's better to be vague and change the subject. Being a father is so rewarding – what's with all the why's tonight? – Because you have produced a life and you watch that little person grow and become a unique individual. Nah, I didn't expect you boys to understand.

Anything else while we're here? What about you Harry? Well I have a feeling that this is pretty much the last time we'll all be here together like this, what with Bill off to become a married man and start a family of his own. One day boys – Bill where did the others go?


Author's Note: This is the first of a multi-part series of short stories and drabbles. Please review and feel free to suggest story lines.