Naruto eats a spoiled bowl of ramen
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto
Hey I'm naruto uzumaki and this is the story of the time I ate a bad bowl of ramen it was horrible I never ate ramen again almost just not bad bowls unless I'm very hungry
It was a peaceful day in konoha I think it was a Tuesday no Monday no now that I think about it it was a Wednesday or a Friday you know what it was Tuesday I think anyways I just finished training with kakashi and captain yamato and man was I hungry so I went to the nearest ramen stand around I had never seen it before I think it was called the ramen stand but it said two fer one special so I sat down on one of the stools it was pretty cool it had its own but warmer or at least I think it was a butt warmer and mints on the table they could even move it was crunchy and juicy it's almost like it tried to get out of my mouth and some of them could fly
Hello welcome to the ramen stand said the waiter what would you like can I have your two fer one special I exclaimed of course but would kind of ramen would you like responded the waiter umm surprise me I said a little nervous of what they had to offer oh don't worry well surprise you mwhahahaha it'll be out in a jiffy said the waiter o.k. I said the waiter went in and bought me two bowls of ramen I viciously ate them and said keep em coming…. Twenty or so minutes later come on lady don't you have any more I said NO you ate ALL of the ramen WE HAVE NOW GET OUT she screamed owww ok but what if I pay extra NO YOU FOOL GET OUT OF OUR SHOP she yelled or what lady I exclaimed or well get you another bowl of ramen she calmly stated oh yeah oh I mean sure lady I said proud knowing I had won she came out and said here our specialty and the last bowl of ramen in this shop I looked at my watch and said I'll take it to go i'm late for my meeting with lady tsundae I stated oh the hokage well here you go butt you'll never make it she thought I left saying thanks you old hermit crab and went towards the hokage tower
I took a shortcut through an alley and decided to eat the ramen there once it was finished I felt kind of dizzy and when I stood up I fell and before I passed out I saw that same lady coming towards me I whispered help and I passed out when I woke up I was in chains in a room I saw a rack and there was a straw hat on it I tried to remember who owned a straw hat and then it came to me itachi I screamed for help then the door opened it was itatchi himself naruto your awake I bet you're wondering how you got here well some nice lady traded you in for a very high amount of money very wise decision she made we were going to come after you ourselves but she saved us the trouble of getting you so we won't destroy the village yet and as for you this is the end of the line he said in a smooth calm tone I was about to spit in his face as a fare well present but he grabbed me and said time to start the extraction process then kisame walked in and grabbed me as well as they were carrying me I felt funny and blahhhh I vomited on them and they dropped me and said ugh you foolish brat that was my cue so I ran and itatchi said kisame go get him me "why" you fool ill deal with you later lets go and it was a chase I ran for my life and they started using shadow clones I hid and untied myself when I got to the village they were attacking uh oh I turned back and thought I'll never eat ramen again….. almost
