Earth Tenshi 18 and Availessi37 take a seat before an audience, including you, the reader.

"Welcome, welcome." Availessi37 pulls out a really weird looking picture book of some sort.

"Glad that all of you are reading this fanfiction." Earth Tenshi 18 pours tea into hers and Availessi37's cups.

"So, without further ado, here's the story of our minds, and, eventually, how Neji became a perv."

"Hope you enjoy!"


"DON'T STOP, BELIEVING!" Lee tumbled into the training grounds with Gai-sensei singing in one-part harmony. (As harmonious Lee singing Journey could ever sound)

Neji's kaiten slowed, and came to a stop. With a whirl of dark brown hair, he turned towards his green-clad teammate. "Lee, what are you DOING?"

"BEING YOUTHFUL!"

Tenten stepped in all of a sudden, adding in, "No, being a little thing that I'd like to call a BOZO!"

Gai stepped in to the argument. "HOW UN-YOUTHFUL TENTEN, NEJI!"

"We don't care!" Neji snapped at the eccentric jōnin.

Lee weeped behind their sensei, "Gai-sensei said I was good! Ahhhh!"

Gai turned to the pair, seemingly shielding a bawling Lee. "SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?"

Tenten and Neji exchanged a glance. "Yes. Yes we do see what we've done."

Gai suddenly started to sniffle. "It's alright, Lee." They both started to weep, hugging each other.

Neji looked up to the skies. "Oh dear Kami help us."

Tenten muttered to her long-haired teammate. "It's alright Neji."

"But they're sniveling fools! No wonder Gai-sensei's still single!"

She said, quite seriously, "You're single."

*Automatic sweatdrop*

Lee seemed to have recovered, and yelled out, "BURN!"

Neji stood up, and muttered to himself, "Not for long..." and took a glance at Tenten.

He got interrupted by Gai yelling out loud enough for all of Konoha to hear, "YOU JUST GOT POWNED!"

That broke him.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?" Neji grabbed Tenten by the waist, (she was fighting for him to let go, but also fighting back her blush) and ran away from them, quite out of character-ish.

Lee yelled out to the speeding shinobi, "HEY! HOW UNYOUTHFUL, NEJI!"

He got a reply from the distance, "SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR YOUTH!"

*Insert awkward moment here*

Gai cleared the air. "So... Lee... How was your... weekend?"

Lee perked up. "YOUTHFUUUUUL!"

"MINE TOO!"

In the distance, Neji retaliates, "STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUTH!"


"Wait, let's move on to what Tenten and Neji are doing." Earth Tenshi 18 says to the audience.


"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME ANYWAYS, NEJI?"

A very OOC "heehee" escapes the Hyuuga 's lips.

"LET ME DOWN!"

"Heeheehee."

"LET. ME. DOWN."

"You sure?"

Tenten looked down stubbornly, only to witness about twenty, maybe thirty metres of branches and leaves, and eventually, the dark, uninviting ground. Her eyes widened, "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" and she, very OOC-erly yelled out, "HOLD ME!" while clutching the young man's arm.

Neji smirked at her reaction. "Hehe."

"Stop smirking!"

He just smirked even wider.

Tenten growled, "...dumbass."

They suddenly fell onto a hill. With a pretty view. Under a sunset.


"Ahem, Ava?" Earth Tenshi 18 asks.

"Yeah?"

"Overdoing it, aren't you?"

"Who cares?"

"I do."

"Well forget it."

"Fine."

"Now where were we? Oh right! Tenten called Neji a dumbass."


Neji turned to his female companion. "What'd you say?"

"NICE ASS! You have a... Nice ass?"

Neji gave her a O_o face.

"..."

Tenten gave an embarrassed smile, and a bad poker face.

"Thank you?"

"You-you're welcome."

"..."

"..."

"I know you said dumbass."

Tenten smiled. "Yeah."

"I also know you meant it when you said I had a nice ass."

"Yeeeaaahhh..."

Neji sat there, with Tenten facing him. He thought of a reply. "I think you have... nice buns?"

Now it was Tenten's turn for her fact to go O_o.

"I MEANT HAIR BUNS!"

"Uhh..."

Neji frantically yelled, OOC, "SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!"

"Uh, thanks?"

"Yeah..."

"I know that you meant my butt."

"Um, yeeeeaaaahhhh..." Insert Neji doing a bad poker face here.

Awkward Silence.

Tenten asked, "So... What are we doing here anyways?"

"Having an awkward moment, duh!"


"Hold up, did Neji just say 'duh!'?" Availessi37 turned to Earth Tenshi 18.

"Uh, yeah, apparently."

*Face palm*

"You know what, E, let's just, just continue with the story."

"Okay."


Tenten replied by saying, "Okay."

"..."

"..."

"So how was your weekend?"

"Good, good."

"..."

"..."

Suddenly, they hear their teammate and sensei in the distance, "PARTY ROCK LEE IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT! EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A YOUTHFUL TIME!"

Neji and Tenten look at us. "Yeah, um, authors?"

"Yeah?"

"Can we, uh, go?"

"Maybe...not yet. It's fun watching you two have an awkward moment." Earth Tenshi 18 replied to the two bored ninja.

"WHYYYY?" Neji whined.

Us authors simply yell out, "HOW'S ABOUT YOU STOP BREAKING THE THIRD OR FOURTH OR WHATEVER-TH DIMENSION AND CONTINUE!"

"With what?"

"Just... start a conversation!" Availessi37 mutters under her breathe, "Hyuugas."

Neji sighs. "Fine."

"..."

"..."

"Soooooo."

"Soooooo."

"SOOOOO."

"SOOOOO."

They hear Sasuke all of a sudden in the distance screaming out, "SUSANOO!"

Neji acknowledges him with, "UCHIHA!"

"HYUUGA!"

"UCHIHA!"

"HYUUGA!"

"UCHIHA!"

"HYUUGA!"

"UCHIHA!"

"HYUUGA!"

"UCHIHA!"

"HYUUGA!"

"UCHIHA!"

"HYUUGA!"

Itachi comes in, "Uchiha?"

And Hinata adds, "Hyuuga?"

Neji and Sasuke yell out, "STAY OUT OF THIS!"

Sakura seemed to be yelling out at Sasuke, "ARE YOU REALLY DOING THIS NOW, ON OUR FIRST DATE SASUKE? NEJI SHUT IT!"

Sasuke whimpers. "Yes dear."

"THANK YOU SAKURA!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME TENTEN!"

"ARE YOU COMING TO MY HOUSE LATER?"

"CH'YEAH! ARE HINATA AND INO COMING?"

"YEP! BRING YOUR PJS!"

"CHA! SEE YA TONIGHT TENTEN!"

"YEAH!"

Tenten turned to a recently sweatdropped Neji.

Neji asked, "What was that all about?"

"None of your business."

"Okay."

"So what are we gonna do now?"

"I don't know."

"..."

"..."

Availessi37 comes in. "Yeah, excuse me guys?"

"Yeah?"

Both authors suddenly yell out, "JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!"

"Get on with what?"

"..."

"..."

Both Authors sweatdrop.

Nejiten blushes.

Availessi37 takes two Tenten and Neji voodoo dolls and press their lips together. "JUST KISS ALREADY!"

Earth Tenshi 17 facepalms. "Ava, please stop. You're scaring the children."

"Fine."

"Good," Nejiten sighed.

Availessi37 simply says and motions, "Can you just get on with it?"

"..."

"E, where'd they go?"

"Neji? Tenten?" Earth Tenshi18 lets out a dramatic gasp. "OVER THERE!"

They stood behind the tree, and whispered to each other, "Are the crazy people gone?"

"CRAZY?"

"Uhhhh..."

"You're gonna wish you've never said that."


Earth Tenshi18 says, "So, that was our first chapter."

Big smile from Availessi37. "So see ya next update!"

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