Found this story a few months ago and thought that I'd share it for this years Thanksgiving. I originally made this in 2005 for a middle school class. It also came with a picture, but I lost it. Hope you all enjoy it!
Thanksgiving
At a farm on the day before Thanksgiving a group of people gathered to hunt a turkey. Their names were Ronnie, Sebastian, Patrick, Josh and Jonathan. Before they were about to give up a big turkey came flying towards them and Jonathan took his shotgun and shot it. They gathered it and brought it back to the farm. The next day Josh was preparing the turkey for dinner. After he stuffed the turkey he put it in the oven. He left it to cook but after he left something started banging in the oven. Then the oven door opened up and the dead turkey jumped out and ran away to hide in the house. Josh came back after hearing all the banging and went to look in the oven.
Seeing no turkey Josh started calling, "Here turkey, turkey, turkey where are you?" The turkey then came running back and shoved Josh into the oven and turned it on.
Soon after there was a loud bang and everyone else came back in and saw pieces of Josh everywhere. Everyone went looking around to see who did this to Josh. While everyone was walking in the hall we heard the sound of someone loading a shotgun. They all turned around and saw the turkey carrying a shotgun. The group was half scared and half surprised, but before anyone thought about what they should do the turkey shot Jonathan in the head. Then ran away leaving the empty shotgun.
They all decided to split up to look for weapons. Ronnie went in the kitchen where the corpse of Josh was. Patrick went to the bathroom while Sebastian went in the living room. After Sebastian got tired of looking and sat down, the turkey came and started chasing Sebastian.
Sebastian started running into things screaming, "No turkey no."
The turkey eventually caught Sebastian and ate him. After the turkey ate the screaming Sebastian, Patrick came back with an army of ferrets.
Patrick wearing a generals hat said, "Attack my mighty turkey eating ferrets of doom. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
The startled turkey, which was now 10 times it's original size started jumping around and roared at Patrick and the ferrets. The gigantic turkey started attacking the ferrets. The when most of the ferrets where eaten or ran away, Ronnie came out of nowhere with a bucket of gravy and a steak knife and jumped up and landed on the turkey's shoulders. As soon as Ronnie got there he dumped the gravy on the turkey and started stabbing it with the steak knife. The turkey then fell down with a sizzling sound.
Patrick asked, "What's in that gravy?"
Ronnie answered while he was chewing on the turkey's leg, "Hot sauce, acid, hot water and some gasoline to add some zing to it."
Ronnie and Patrick called the police and after what they saw everyone in town came to eat the giant turkey or dig out the dead ferrets or the pieces of Sebastian.
Hope you all enjoyed it, please review and have a happy Thanksgiving! Also, please check out my new poll.
