Vincent and the Magic band-aid

this book is dedicated to stuff with laaigs and goats.

Vincent sat on the couch, watching T.V. Potato chips were crumbled all over the place. Garbage was piled up to the ceiling, literally. He thought the fan would get rid of the smell of maggots and pizza, but it just ended up making more noise from all the garbage getting caught in it. There was pizza stuck to the fan blades, not to mention a lot of other indescribably gross crusty stuff, and also gum, because the fan just seemed so convenient to stick gum, even though your hand turned into a pile of garbage from everything else up there.

"Next time I ever agree to let Cid party here..." Vincent mumbled in annoyance, "......I'm going to get him drunk. That way he won't be able to make such messes. I suppose I must hide the tea." With that, he sauntered to the kitchen with some of the dirty dishes and took the other ones out of the dishwasher. Right then, a ghost kerchief flew out of the cupboard and levitated over the sink!

Vincent put the wet dishes in front of him. The ghost kerchief came all the way over to him, and wiped the dishes clean and dry. "Thanks, Chief," came Vincent's answer. *Chief was the ghost kerchief's nickname* Chief swished around and waited. "Okay," Vincent said. He patted Chief of the head and went to refrigerator for his pet ghost kerchief's favorite treat: Pumpkin pie! But, in dread, he realized it was not there.

In fact, the whole fridge was empty of food, and the only things remaining were a pair of Cid's friends' pants, a plunger that Vincent told everyone to use on the overflowed toilet that they put a firecracker and quite a bit of vomit into, and a goldfish bowl. Where was the goldfish? Who knows. Who really wants to know, considering the other things missing and trashed.

Chief got a sad look on its usually grinning pumpkin face. It slowly faded into the air and went back in the cupboard. " I'll get some at Midgar market, Chief," Vincent said to the hiding ghost kerchief. For a second, it looked back out of the cupboard, but went right back in hiding. He scribbled "pumpkin pie" on his mile long list of stuff he needed to do. With that, he left Midgar mansion to buy everything.

how's it so far? hope it's good ^_^ the first part of the story involving Vincent's idea of hiding the tea and getting Cid drunk is going to go terribly wrong...heeheehee! SHHOO- NNEN- AIIIII!!!