Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
I had to. I couldn't resist. This is based on the episode 'crystal skull' at the end of season three. I actually watched it a while ago, but I was at the shops the other day when I saw another picture of the new Indiana Jones movie and grinned madly (for about the millionth time) as I remembered how cheap they were. (They being the people who got the idea for the movie.) I thought; I can't pass this up. I HAVE to write something on it. And so, I did! :) So keep reading, peoples!
The movie started, the well-known theme music playing loudly. About five minutes in, Colonel Jack O'Neill turned to Major Samantha Carter, who was sitting next to him.
"This seems somewhat familiar." He said.
*** 15 MINUTES LATER ***
"I can't watch any more of this," Daniel stood up and made his way towards the exit. "Are you guys coming?" he called, ignoring the 'shushes' and angry looks he was getting.
"Yeah, this is rubbish. They totally stole our idea!" O'Neill got up, pulling Sam with him. Teal'c followed silently as they left the cinema.
Once outside, they moved in the general direction of the food court.
"I feel offended, O'Neill," remarked Teal'c. "This is an insult to my abilities. Why am I not mentioned?"
"Because then it would be too much like the show." Jack replied with a grimace.
"I am unaware of what show you are referring to." The Jaffa mentally ran through his list of known Tau'ri TV shows, sure that he had know idea what the Colonel was going on about.
Sam cut in before said Colonel could further confuse Teal'c.
"They made a show about us, Teal'c. It's called 'Stargate: Sg-1'. It was to keep the public from getting suspicious. I hear it's quite popular, too."
"But I can't believe they made a movie out of that whole incident!" Daniel was feeling insulted as well, since he wasn't in it either. "I mean, no credits or anything! That is such a scam!"
"I agree." Said Teal'c, then, as an afterthought, "What is a scam?"
"It's a… look, don't worry about it." O'Neill slapped, I mean, patted Teal'c on the back. "Let's just go get something to eat."
""what a waste of money." Daniel grumbled as he followed Sam, who was leading the way to the food court. (Sam being the only one who could navigate their way through the shopping centre without drowning… or something.)
And anyway, she thought, Jack is WAY cuter than that Indiana Jones guy.
C'mon peoples! You know the drill! Just press that little button…! (Damn! I can't say 'little blue button' anymore! I hate this new layout!)
Anyway… go on. Press it. You know you want to!
