What's Shoujo Manga?

Lucy was feeling upity today and decided to do someting stupid...REALLY STUPID!

Guild Natsu was reading an Erotic Manga with Gray (and both didn't know what Erotic or Shoujo was). Erza was having a contest with mirajane on who can make the sexist pose,
Cana was drinking out Laxus, and team shadow gear and team rairijuu were having a posing contest. of course it was when Lucy stepped through the door way that Natsu asked-"What's Shoujo?" Everyone turned and looked at him. So Lucy did something stupid and Walked over to Natsu and Planted a big kiss on his lips. "that's Shoujo."
Natsu fainted in shock and of happiness. Every one whisled and jeered. Lucy walked out of the guild in guiddiness.

Lucy sighed and laughed. Well that fun was over now to wait to be kiddnapped.