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Peach: Hello, this is Peach. You may remember me from various video games, like MarioKart Double Dash, Super Smash Brothers Melee and Super Mario Brothers 2. I'm here to interview Link, from the Zelda Games. You know, the guy in green, and he wears that pointy hat, and saves that princess all the time, yeah, just like Mario saving me.
Peach turns her head and chair toward the one of Link. Y'know the guy that wears the weird green Santa's helper hat, green tunic, and Robin Hood Leggings?
Link: Hey!
snickers Peach turns and stares at the guest since he's talking to midair a.k.a me, the narrator.
Peach: What the heck are you talking to?
Link: Nothing...
Peach: Right. So Link, tell me about yourself.
Link: Well, I didn't know anything about my dad, but my mom abandoned me in the Kokiri Forest, because of some kinda war, and she handed me into the care of a big talking tree, a tree!
Peach: Big, talking, tree.
Link: Yes.
Peach stares at Link like he's going to go ecoterrorist on her.
Peach: ... Any ways, what is it like to be the main protagonist of a game?
Link: Irritating.
Peach: Why's that?
Link: Well, I have to save Zelda over and over again. it gets quite annoying if you think about it. I mean, can't she fend for herself? I mean can't any of you princesses fend for yourself? Do you people even try and fend for yourselves?
Peach: Nope.
Link: What!
Peach: Well, think about it. If we fended for ourselves, and beat the main boss ourselves. That would mean that you guys wouldn't have a game, and you guys wouldn't have a job.
Link: Good point, darn it.
Peach: Good, next question. How do you cope with other VG characters?
Link: Well, there's the guy from your game, you know the one with a large shell with spikes and has this son...
Peach: Bowser?
Link: Yeah that 's it, yeah well, I kinda froze his son...
Peach: What!
Link: It was an accident! I was aiming at this target for practice, and the wind kinda changed the direction of my arrow, and it...
Peach: You're totally dead.
Link: I don't like talking about it. Anyway, there's also this guy from this game, which is E-rated and has this thing and--
Peach: Whatever, next question. Do you have anything else happening in the next few years?
Link: Erm, I'm suing Nintendo?
Peach: They cut back on your paycheque too?
Link: Oh yeah.
Peach: This sucks.
Link: Well, at least they're cutting back on Ganon's cheque too, shows him right since he keeps on kidnapping Zelda! Well, I kinda feel sorry for him since he has to deal with a princess...
Peach: Ya got a problem with princesses jerk!
Link: Eh, no, no, not at all, but what I mean is this. Don't you girls have diva-ish demands or something? The bad guys are starting to complain...
Peach: Preposterous! It's not my fault that they can't even do something minor like getting us royalty a lamborghini!
Link: ... That isn't a minor demand.
Peach: You pauper! How dare you talk back to me like that! Security!
Link: B-but! I didn't! I didn't do--!
Security guards come into view and tranquilize Link. They drag him outside and into the hall as Peach stares at the door. Then blatant giggles can be heard outside.
Peach: That isn't going to be published in the Interview article right?
Producer: You wish.
Peach: Oh dear... Erm, well that's it for our interview! Hope you enjoyed!
Producer: I bet you they do.
Peach: Oh shut up.
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