New! From Chiko Star!
Don't Touch Me Pikachu
*Crystal Music Plays*
Host-Don't Touch Me Pikachu! As you know, Pikachu is the ~Cutsey~ little
Pokémon on...well, Pokémon. And he's here like you've never seen him
before! Don't Touch Me Pikachu comes complete with two AA batteries, and
machine washable fur. Let's see a demonstration shall we?
Step One-place batteries inside Pikachu like so. *Puts batteries in Pikachu* Step Two-pat Pikachu on the head. *Pats Pikachu's head*
DON'T TOUCH ME PLEASE.
Step Three-Ignore Pikachu's orders and keep patting his head. *Keeps on patting*
I SAID DON'T TOUCH ME.
Step Four Through Eight-Repeat step Three. *Keeps on patting*
QUIT IT! I SAID STOP! OKAY, I'M GETTING REALLY MAD AT YOU! WHAT PART OF STOP DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THAT'S IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT! *Thunders The Host*
Step Nine-Fall-to the ground. *Falls on the ground* Step Ten-Consult your doctor.
Announcer Guy-Don't Touch Me Pikachu, hitting all stores in the local US this Christmas. Be sure to buy one for your child!
Step One-place batteries inside Pikachu like so. *Puts batteries in Pikachu* Step Two-pat Pikachu on the head. *Pats Pikachu's head*
DON'T TOUCH ME PLEASE.
Step Three-Ignore Pikachu's orders and keep patting his head. *Keeps on patting*
I SAID DON'T TOUCH ME.
Step Four Through Eight-Repeat step Three. *Keeps on patting*
QUIT IT! I SAID STOP! OKAY, I'M GETTING REALLY MAD AT YOU! WHAT PART OF STOP DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THAT'S IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT! *Thunders The Host*
Step Nine-Fall-to the ground. *Falls on the ground* Step Ten-Consult your doctor.
Announcer Guy-Don't Touch Me Pikachu, hitting all stores in the local US this Christmas. Be sure to buy one for your child!
