[[Holy shiz I wrote something not crappy! :D Lol so I'm pulling this from over at Deviantart and bringing it to you all over here, there's a lovely drawing I made for the preview for this over there so :D Enjoy! Yes it's a crossover, yes Wheatley will have android body, yes I'm doing this because I think it's delightfully hilarious so enjoy

Btw: I don't own anyhting in here cept the plot and I do own Maryx, she's my Nobody oc from Kingdom hearts, pictures of her on Deviantart link to that is on my profile but you knew that didn't you?]]


Maryx yawned and stretched herself over the dusty bed. Curling and uncurling her plug tail, retracting and pushing out her claws raking them over the bed sheets. "Hmmmmmmm...wherethehellami?" she gazed at her surroundings.

Where was she indeed... what had she...ah yes, Mission, Luxord...something about some other thing or another... Werid. Where was Luxord? Was she in the right place?

"Hey! Are you in there? Hello!" an accent. It sounded like Luxord's only higher in tone.

She looked around to find herself in a room that looked very much like a tropical motel room. Sans the disgusting smell left over by organic occupants on honeymoons.

"Hallo? Are you dead?"

She got up and looked over at the door. Her optics saying there was something biggish on the other side and it was moving.

"Are you going to open the door? Because it's really fairly urgent."

Baffled by the order she gingerly opened the door. Half expecting to see the gambler standing there.

But it wasn't Luxord, Rather a grey ball on a track embedded in the ceiling

with a large brilliant blue optic swiveling around inside. "Hello- AHH! Oh god there you are you look ter- positively shining, honestly..."

"Hallo." Maryx said politely to it. Studying the sphere as it studied her.

"Oh good! Good! You can talk! Excellent." a male tone, this Sphere was obviously male in programing. "You're not like the other test subjects are you? You're all metal..." he looked at her oddly and then his panels spasmed wildly "Sorry! Sorry! That wasn't nice..."

"Fascinating." was all Maryx said, use to insults. But she could tell he didn't mean it.

"I mean you're really not that weri- I'm sorry pardon?" he shook himself out of his babbling, to look at her.

"What I said was 'fascinating'" Maryx replied,

"Oh! OH! You think I'm fascinating. Is that it?"

"Yes." She said with a nod.

"Oh, you're more alert than the others...good lord what is that coming out of your back?" He moved along his track further into the dusty room to look at her from behind, spotting her white plug tail lazily waving in the air as though it were a flower in the breeze

"My tail." she said giving it a bit of a wriggle at him like a wave.

"What...exactly are you, you can't be human, unless. You know...you're a albino...or a mutant...or-"

"Android actually," she said, and returned the favor by turning around to get a closer look at him. "Have you a designation?"

"Oh! You're a robot...You don't look like anything Aperture's built. OH! Oh! My name. Sorry sorry, It's Wheatley. "

"Wheat-ley." Maryx smiled.

"No no, not Wheat lay, Wheatley, WHEET LEE." he shook himself shuttering his optic,

"Wheatley."

"That's it! There you go. My name is Wheatley. What's yours? Do you remember it?" his lower optic shutter was pushed up in a sort of optical smile. Cute.

He spoke just like Luxord! Only he didn't reprimand her for eating flamingos or some other silly British thing he went on about at tea and he babbled! How cute was he for a little Sphere stuck on a track in the ceiling! "My name is Maryx." she said nodding

"Mare ex." Wheatley rolled the name around his proverbial tongue "Huh, Anyway we have to get out of here, so." he moved up inside the ceiling "just stay there, and uh, hang on to um...something. Or not up to you really."

Clatter bang, SMASH

the room shook and started to move, where Maryx couldn't tell, her feline instincts to cling to the floor when it moved were too busy to bother figuring out which direction she was moving. She looked around as the room fell apart and swung around while Wheatley...well she wasn't sure but she was a little sure that he was driving this thing...terribly she might add, as he babbled on about his job and test subjects and keeping them alive or some other thing it was rather hard to pick his voice out of the sound of the crumbling room around her.

"Poor thing" she said, sympathizing with her mechanical comrade. Granted her Nobody status rendered her "emotionless". However it wasn't her intelligence that was artificial -no that was all original from the organic Myra- it were her emotions that were. And even as a Nobody she had a huge soft spot in her white metal shell for bots.

"-Alright you might really want to hold on to something now"

SMASH!

Maryx literally flew out of the room as it was rammed into a wall. She flung her self around and landed on her feet, looking around for Wheatley. She spotted him still on the rail. Just above the now obliterated room.

" OI! Are you still alive? Oh there you are! Oh you're a fast one too! Anyway there's a device you'll need to get. It's just down there. I'll meet you on the other side!" he said and zoomed down his little track before she could say anything.

Well then. She thought. Off we go