Summary: Naruto has done something stupid. Sasuke is just trying to see how someone who has done so much could possibly get himself in this situation. NO YAOI!

Warning: There may be a few spoilers if you've only watched Naruto Shippuden on TV.

Disclaimer: Sadly I own nothing. Everything belongs to Kishimoto-sensei.

Naruto's Accomplishments

"Ok, Ok. Just let me get this all straight before I tell you anything. I have to make sure I have this right.

You figured out how to do the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu before you even became a Genin."

"Yeah but..."

"No let me finish before you butt in. You find a way to defeat that Hyuuga jerk in the third stage of the Chuunin exams."

"I..."

"You figure out how to do the Rasengan in like less than a week. Then you add on that freakish wind chakra to it making an instant kill jutsu."

"Would you..."

"Then on top of all of that, you completely master sage mode and save the village from all of the Pain's all by yourself without anyone helping you.

"You can figure all of this crap out and yet you can't figure out what poison oak looks like. You do realize what village you live in don't you? Also, living as a ninja from the village Hidden in the Leaves, you were supposed to learn about all of the poisonous plants? You remember? It was, Oh I don't know, I think it was maybe week two of the Academy you think? But why should I ask you? You wouldn't remember because if you did you would have known better than to use this particular plant as TOILET PAPER!"

"Shut the heck up Teme! I was smart enough to know not to go and seek out Orochimaru. Everyone told you to just let the revenge thing go. But noooo. You had to become a rogue ninja. You killed your brother and how much did you regret it afterwards. Turns out that you're brother should have killed you but he loved you sooooo much he just couldn't find it in his heart to kill his baby brother. Now you're under constant surveillance and live with the regret of killing him. Who's the dobe now. Now get away from me if all you're gonna do is lecture me on how awesome I am. Now, since you are completely no help at all, I have to go find Sakura-chan!

"SAKURA-CHAN! HELP ME! I AM IN NEED OF YOU ASSISTANCE! SAKURA-CHAN,

WHERE ARE YOU?"

"Tsk. Dobe. And this is the guy that wants to become the next Hokage?"

AN: So how was it? I know it's kind of dumb but it's my first story. Just kind of wanted to throw this out there.

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