Me: There is something seriously wrong with my brain.

Fang: You finally admit it.

Me: Oh, shut it. So, this idea popped into my head while I was... You guessed it... In the shower.

Fang: Bathrooms seem to just inspire you.

Me: I should be allowed to take longer showers... Anyway, this actually took two days of thought to get straight in my head, then less than an hour to write. I probably didn't need the two days, either, but I had to take time out for work.

Fang: Best part; she's supposed to be working on the Fanfictions she already has published on here.

Me: Plotbunnies, Fang, plotbunnies...

Fang: Please, just move on...

Me: So...

Ze Disclaimer!: I don't own... Fanfiction . net or any of the books, movies, etc. mentioned. I also don't own the video that inspired this fic, "Ze End of the World" by AlbinoBlackSheep. I'd highly suggest watching it.

Ok, now that's settled...

Fang: Let's talk about blowing up Figgy authors. :D

Me: You are too happy about that...


This is Fanfiction . net.

Just chillin'.

"Wow, this a sweet Fanfiction site." You might say.

Alright.

Anyways, ruling out Fanfiction being made illegal due to copyright laws.

All those uppity, flame-leaving, 'We know how to write better than you' authors driving the rest of us off.

Fanfiction . net going on another delete-happy rampage.

And a giant plothole sucking us all to our doom...

The characters are definitely going to blow us up.

Ok, so basically we have Percy Jackson, Maximum Ride, Glee, Lord of the Rings, 300, Eragon, Mortal Instruments, and Harry Potter with Fanfictions.

Harry Potter has about a gazillion more fanfics than anyone else...

Whatever.

Ok, one day Fang and Iggy decide that those Figgy-writing bitches are going down, so they launch some of Iggy's bombs towards any Figgy fangirl's house they can find.

Meanwhile, Zeus and Posiedon see the millions of flying bombs as an excuse to start another war, so Zeus begins launching lightening bolts down at the Earth while Poseidon starts massive tsunamis in the sea.

Then, over in Ohio, Blaine sees the oncoming mayhem and decides that Lima must defend itself. He turns to Kurt and yells, "Fire the cheerleader cannons!"

But Kurt's all, "But I'm le tired..."

"Alright, then, have a nap."

"THEN FIRE THE CHEERLEADER CANNONS!"

Meanwhile, the Pirates of the Caribbean are down there like, "WTF?"

The dragons of Alagaesia begin attacking everything in sight.

The Shadowhunters go on an all-out rampage.

King Leonidas is all like, "CONQUER!"

So now we've got bombs, dragons, warriors, and cheerleaders going back and forth, passing each other.

Aragorn's running in like, "FOR MIDDLE EARTH!"

Harry Potter's like, "About that time, eh, chaps?"

"Righto."

So now Fang and Iggy are like, "Fuck, we're dumbasses."

The Cullens are like, "What's going on?"

The Pirates are still like, "WTF?"

FictionPress is laughing at us.

And some huge virus is like, "Well, fuck that."

So, now the entire site is frozen.

Everyone's braindead except the Pirates, and they're still like, "WTF?" ...But they'll be dead soon.

Stupid monkey.

But, assuming the character don't blow us up, us Maximum Ride fans just have to worry about Angel breaking off from the rest of the Flock.

To go hang with the Volturi.

CanniBlaine can come, too.

THE END!


Fang: Yes, there definitely IS something wrong with your brain.

Me: But I can just see it happening!

Fang: -eyeroll- And I see you got a couple jabs in there at the beginning.

Me: Bitchy FF authors, screwy lawmakers, and Fanfiction Nazis set me off...

Fang: I see that...

Me: So, let's post this so I can get back to writing the real updates...

Fang: Your fans will apprieciate that...

R&R?