Disclaimer-If I owned DBZ and Moulin Rouge, my name would either be 'Baz Luhrman' or 'Akira Toriyama'. Check my bio for my real name.
Summary-Orange Star High School is doing a play, and the first choice: Moulin Rouge! Guess who are cast for Christian and Satine?
The Play
"Ew!" Erasa exclaimed, poking at the stuff they plopped on her lunch tray.
"Is this food, or did someone puke on my plate?" Videl asked, sitting down with her best friend.
Sharpner, of course, was gobbling down the food. "You gonna eat that?" he asked, eyeing Videl's plate.
"Here, have it," she said, pushing the tray away from her.
"Have mine, too," Erasa said, pushing her plate away.
Gohan laughed and opened his capsule. A mountain of rice, sausage, and a huge bowl of soup appeared before him.
"Will you split that?" Erasa begged Gohan.
"Sure."
Both Erasa and Videl attacked the food, along with Gohan.
"Excuse me, students!" a very loud, very annoying teacher shouted through a bullhorn.
Everyone turned to look at her.
"The Drama teacher, Ms. Wiese, has announced that the play has been decided. Orange Star High is proud to present…Moulin Rouge!"
*Insert scattered claps*
"All proceeds from the ticket sales shall go towards more cooks for the cafeteria!"
*Insert wild cheering*
"Those who wish to sign up can sign the registration at the Drama department."
*Insert a few losers starting to walk to the Drama department*
"Participating in the play will automatically entitle a student to an A on the report card."
*Insert stampede*
Before long, Erasa's, Videl's, Gohan's, and Sharpner's names were penciled into the sign-up sheet.
"All right," Ms. Wiese said, looking at her list. "Videl Satan and Gohan Son, please act out Satine's sick scene."
"Where were you last night?" Gohan said, as he looked over the script's edge.
"I told you, I was sick," Videl protested as Satine.
"You don't have to lie to me."
(A/N: I can't go any further for dialogue, because my DVD has a scratch and I can't get it to play right until the Come What May chapter)
Ms. Wiese looked on in astonishment as the act proceeded. Were there ever two people more fit for this part? No one else she had seen had this much thespian blood in them.
Others went on as Satine and Christian, but Ms. Wiese had decided the part.
"I'm going to make the best Christian ever," Sharpner boasted to Videl.
"Yeah. Whatever." The raven-haired girl rolled her eyes.
"Attention, students!" the principal shouted over the bullhorn. "The postings for Moulin Rogue are posted in the Commons Area. Will everyone who tried out for the play please report to the Commons Area?"
*Insert stampede*
"Whoa, whoa, back up!" Ms. Wiese shouted, tearing the list from the wall as everyone who tried out came running into the room.
"Who got what? Who got what?" the entire room chanted.
"Quiet!" Ms. Wiese yelled, and there was silence. "I will read the castings out loud. For the part of the two guards…" she listed the least important characters first: the crowds, the stunt doubles, and the guards.
"Now, for the supporting roles," Ms. Wiese shouted. "I will list them in order:
Nini-Erasa Written!
Harold-Wade River!
And, now, for the lead characters!" she shouted.
The Duke-Sharpner Pencil!
Satine-Videl Satan!
Christian-Gohan Son!"
"WHAT?!" all three face-faulted.
"Thanks you to all those who tried out. I hope to see you again next year!"
Hehe. Raise your hand if you saw that coming! *Everybody raises hands*
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