On a summer day a teenage girl rollerskated down the street she knew no one around her new town yet so her mother told her to go out and make friends. She got near the sandlot where some boys were playing baseball. After taking off her black rollerskates she slowly stepped behind the bleachers, somewhat unseen, she watched the boys play.

"Who's that?" DP wondered noticing the girl on the bleachers. Wings pitched the ball towards Timber.

"How the heck should I know?"

"She's cute though", he added as an afterthought.

The ball hit the bat with a crack and soared through the air right into the head of a passing boy on a all went rushing towards the injured boy. The boys all stood around the passed out boy.

DP crouched before announcing , "He looks bad, we should do something." "Yeah kick 'em, see if he's faking it.",Wings proposed. "Kick him? What are you nuts?",DP exclaimed. "Nut! Great idea! a kick in the family jewels, excellent fake breaker!",Two-Ton proclaimed

"As far as medical procedures go, kicking is not one of them." Q pointed out. Pretty soon, they were all spouting their ideas, "Slap in the face?",DP suggested. "Bucket of water that always works," Wings added with a shrug. "My mom said you always wake someone gently.",Wok cautioned. Ryan scribbled on a notepad before handing it to Q who read, "The average ambulance takes four minutes to reach the scene of an accident!"

Two-Ton shook his head, "Kick in the family jewels, much faster."

Timber rolled his eyes, "We are going to get this guy help."

"Wait, since when were you in charge Timber?",Wings demanded. A chorus of "Yeahs" and "Why's?" followed.

He shrugged ,"I'm the tallest."

"Since when does that have to do with anything?", DP snapped.

Q cut in, "Yeah, I am the smartest." "I think you mean shortest," Two Ton chimed in, "I'm the biggest." "I think you mean fattest.", Wok and Roll teased. "I'm captain anyway.",DP shared. "Who made you captain DP?",Timber questioned."The catcher is always captain.",DP announced. This was followed by a series of complaints.

Before any of the boys knew it the girl had made her way over there.

"Is he okay?"

"Guys! He's waking up!" Q yells. They all peer over the boy. "Ask him a question everyone knows, you know to see if he's okay.", Wings suggested. DP asked,"Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?" "I am.", the boy answered. They all gave questioning looks to one another. "And, who are you?",DP inquired.

"Tommy Santarelli."

"I don't care if you're Steve Garvey, the answers Babe Ruth." Wings told him.

"Hello, the Sulton of Swat."

"The King of Crash"

"The Colossus of Clout?"

"The Homerun King?"

"The Great Bambino!"

"No! It's Santa!", Tommy cried out. DP cocked his head, turning to Timber, "As in Clause?"

With that Tommy promptly fainted again. "Can I kick him now?",Two Ton asked."Go ahead," Wings agreed.

"Back up kids!" ,the officer running towards them yells, "I'm trained for this. Now, who started it?" They all point to Tommy.

"You guys hit him though" the girl pointed out.

"Stand back boys I'm going in." ,the officer orders. The group all turn at the sight of the officer about to give Tommy mouth to mouth. Before Officer Porkchop can do anything, Tommy woke up screaming, scrambling away.

"Hey!" He exclaims, "What's going on here?"

The group took a step back following the orders of giving him some air. "What happened?", the officer inquired. "He took a fly ball to the head. Sorry, Uncle Chops.",Two Ton explained. Timber cut in angrily, "It would have been a triple to if he hadn't screwed it up!" "In your dreams Timber!", Wok retorted. The officer turned to Tommy, "What's your name kid?" Tommy glared, "Who're you calling kid Tubs?"

"Where's my PDA?"

The officer gave him a questioning look and Tommy continued, "My blackberry."

Officer Porkchop took the snow cone from Two Ton and handed it to him.

"Hey! That's mine! Its not even blackberry its strawberry banana!"

"Really, I love Strawberry Banana," the officer happily told them and promptly took a bite,

"Hey!" Two-Ton protested.

"He must have a concussion",the new girl spoke up finally.

Everyone looked at her like she'd lost her mind. She rolled her eyes as Tommy continued to rant about his stuff before mumbling about the upcoming bicentennial and looking into the officer's sunglasses at his reflection, before fainting.

"So who are you?" DP asked the girl.

"Cara, we just moved to town a couple days ago."

"I'm DP, that's Wings, Two-Ton, Q, Ryan, Wok and Roll, and Timber."

Cara smiled, still feeling really shy around them, "Nice to meet all of you guys."