Sunohara's Prank

Okazaki and I are doing some errands. Damn, this is bad luck.

"Why do we have to start doing this the moment we're in second year?" I asked.

"Because we failed our escape, right?" answered Okazaki.

Oh, right. Some girl told us off while we were escaping through the window. Ugh, I can't stand it. Whoa! A hammer almost hit me. Gah!

"I'm the one who can't take it! Why do I have to keep an eye on you two anyway?" said The girl.

"You could have just left us alone! You got in our way so that's why it ended up like...!"

Before I could finish what I was saying the hammer almost hit me again.

"Eeek!" I shrieked.

"That's what you call undue resentment! If you don't know what that is, then how about I crack open your skull, and thrust it into your brain?"

"You're really serious..."

"Oh, geez! This is why I didn't want to be the class representative!"

"Then let's finish this up quickly and head back. We don't want to taking too much time here, do we?" Okazaki interrupted.

"What was your name again?" Said the vicious girl.

"Okazaki Tomoya. And you are?"

"I don't have a name to tell deliquents."

The hammer hit Okazaki's hand. I couldn't blame him.

"Hey, I gave you mine so give me yours!" said Okazaki.

"No. I don't want to get close to idiots."

"You've got great character there."

"Oh, you can tell, can't you? At the very least, I'll give you permission to speak to me." replied the girl.

I should try to escape while she's distracted. I ran but, she caught me.

"Hey, you again!" she shouted.

Oh damn, I'm gonna trip. The wood's gonna hit me! Another one's going to hit her head. Before that happened, Okazaki was able to save her.
Urgh...that hurts. Every piece hit me.

"H-hey! Don't get close!" The girl blushed.

"I came to save you! Not to get close!" replied Okazaki.

"By the way...I wasn't as fortunate..." I said.

Until we knew it, we were leaving the school with her. Heh, must be her token of gratitude that Okazaki saved her. Too bad she wasn't hit.

"It's a bit odd to give you my thanks, but I'm grateful for the time being. Be thankful."

Oh great, I'm soo thankful. She shouldn't have gone with us here. She might interfere with my business. What a pain.

"I'm Fujibayashi Kyou," she interrupted my thoughts.

"Fujibayashi? There's also someone by that name in the class next door..." Said Okazaki.

"That's my twin sister. It'll get confusing so just call me Kyou. Later."

"Now we get to know someone strange." I finally spoke.

"She probably thinks the same thing," replied Okazaki.

We decided to kill some time at the station. Got nothing else to do anyway. I kinda feel like second year's gonna be fun. I could play pranks with her. She seems to like Okazaki. Haha, I'll need to think of something so that I could mess with her. Thinking of what to do,
I bought soda for me and Okazaki. Wait a minute, why'd I have to pay for him! Seriously, sometimes I wonder if this guy's a friend or he just enjoys ordering me around. It's a good thing I'm a nice guy. I'm the hottest guy around but girls have bad tastes' these days.

(The next day)

Whoa, It's 10am. Must have overslept. Gotta head for school now. Okay, 5th period's going to start. While heading for the classroom, I saw Kyou staring at Okazaki. Oh no, she might choke him to death!

"OKAZAKI! WATCH OUT!" I shouted.

"S-Sunohara! What are you..." said the surprised Kyou.

"I'd like to ask you the same thing! Don't tell me you were planning to choke him to death while he was asleep..."

"No!" She answered.

"Or maybe it's something to do with the relationship between boys and girls?"

"Of course not!" She said while blushing.

"Hmmmm? I wonder...weren't you thinking he's kinda cool or something?" I smirked.

"You'll lose your memory if I hit you right?" She said without hesitation.

"What are you talking about?"

Oh no, I'm in for it. Good thing Okazaki woke up! I'm saved! I have to tell him what she was planning to do with him!

"Damn it, what's with all the racket?" Okazaki interrupted.

"Ah, Okazaki! That was a bit of a fix! A little more and you would have ended up in such a relation-"

Ouch! I was punched before I could tell him! Huh...? Everything's turning blank... I woke up in the clinic. What happened? I don't remember anything...My head hurts. What the hell happened?

"You fainted. It's the end of class and you should head back home," said the nurse.

"Okay," I answered.

I went back to classroom to get my stuff. I saw Okazaki waving goodbye to Kyou. Hmmm... I wonder if she's got anything to do with me fainting.
God, I can't remember. Anyway, I got my stuff and Okazaki decided to crash at my place. I don't mind since I think the guy's pretty lonely. I just don't like the fact that he thinks the dormitory is a cafeteria with free food and drinks. All right! I thought of a nice prank.
I'll tell Okazaki...well, just a small part of it. This is gonna be fun.

"I think we need to show something horrifying here," I said while writing.

"What, are you trying to pick a fight?" Okazaki asked.

"Something even more clever!" I put the paper right in front of his face.

"Dearest Fujibayashi Kyou-sama, I would like to confess my love, so please come to the reference room," He read.

"Tomorrow, we'll stuff it in her shoe locker and observe with great amusement as she hustles around!" I said.

"This is the first time I've seen such a crappy love letter but..."

"There's no way Fujibayashi Kyou can recover from the shock and then we'll be able to enjoy the year!" I replied.

After a few hours Okazaki left the dorm. When a meant only a small part, After he left, I wrote the most important part. His name. I know Kyou likes him.
Hahaha, this is exciting. I'll get to deceive both of them! He might even thank me. Giving him a chick. But still, I don't think anyone would want to have someone like her as a girlfriend. I'd reject her myself. She's not good enough for a hot guy like me. Maybe she would be kind to the one she likes? Nah, I still imagine her beating the crap outta Okazaki even if they're in a relationship. Tomorrow's gonna be The day Fujibayashi Kyou thanks me. There's something I doubt though...does Okazaki have the same feelings?

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